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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 str8 8 out of 8!
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@Jack11803 said:
@powerbats said:
@JammyJewels said:
Sweetie. If July 3rd was the planned date all along why on Earth has no one informed us?
I never said it was the planned date, I said that was the end of the 3 weeks estimate window time frame. Since BHVR knew Sony might take longer they added the 3 extra week just in case instead of the standar 1-2 weeks. Now since July 3rd is the next Sony update day schedule wise that'd make it pretty accurate estimation on their part.
If it comes out afterwards than that date then everyone can rightfully complain about it, but unless and until that happens people need to stop complaining about it with the umpteenth millionth thread. I mean why not go back to the favorite bashing method on ehre which is killer mains and survivor mains?
I now call upon @Jack11803 to further derail this thread with his manly shirtless memes.
I’m too busy watching the lord and master in Dwighty whities flexing.

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@powerbats said:
@JammyJewels said:
Sweetie. If July 3rd was the planned date all along why on Earth has no one informed us?
I never said it was the planned date, I said that was the end of the 3 weeks estimate window time frame. Since BHVR knew Sony might take longer they added the 3 extra week just in case instead of the standar 1-2 weeks. Now since July 3rd is the next Sony update day schedule wise that'd make it pretty accurate estimation on their part.
If it comes out afterwards than that date then everyone can rightfully complain about it, but unless and until that happens people need to stop complaining about it with the umpteenth millionth thread. I mean why not go back to the favorite bashing method on ehre which is killer mains and survivor mains?
I now call upon @Jack11803 to further derail this thread with his manly shirtless memes.
I’m too busy watching the lord and master in Dwighty whities flexing.
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@TheNormalizer said:
rA9 save meYou’re starting to piss me off with that reference, Normalizer
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@Skairipa
what the hell guys? xD
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@Skorpanio said:
Is this a smash or pass discussion for Not_Queen?I’d never hit on her! Punching is BAD! You should go in the timeout corner
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@Amanda55 said:
@Jack11803 said:
@Amanda55 said:
@JammyJewels said:
Haha! You forget, sir, that I am a gay man! I have seen so many topless men on Grindr that I am immune to your attack! In fact, I counter with CRITIQUE for his abdominals do not look like a group of six rocks huddled together! Haha!My husbands a Weightlifter and David has nothing on him lol .
Then your husband needs a nerf. Big strong masculine arms are OP
No he's perfect the the way he is and he is a big softie at heart lol.
HE’S OP AND META!?!? Nerf Nerf Nerf! REEEEEEEEE
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@Amanda55 said:
@JammyJewels said:
Haha! You forget, sir, that I am a gay man! I have seen so many topless men on Grindr that I am immune to your attack! In fact, I counter with CRITIQUE for his abdominals do not look like a group of six rocks huddled together! Haha!My husbands a Weightlifter and David has nothing on him lol .
Then your husband needs a nerf. Big strong masculine arms are OP
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@JammyJewels said:
Haha! You forget, sir, that I am a gay man! I have seen so many topless men on Grindr that I am immune to your attack! In fact, I counter with CRITIQUE for his abdominals do not look like a group of six rocks huddled together! Haha!D A R N
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@JammyJewels said:
Jack11803 said:@JammyJewels said:
Jack11803 said:
@JammyJewels said: The forums have been wonderfully entertaining. I'll most likely not visit as often once the update is out... But still. This is a fun environment to be a part of. Plus, Badges. I keep gettin' 'em. Your badges are nothing pipsqueak! This is my badge turf! If you tread on my land, I’ll have my swole as hell bodyguards elbow drop you into concrete! One of those guards name is David! The others name IS ALSO DAVID!
Excuse me, sir! Your David's are nothing in comparison to my electric-type Herman Carter and my metal-type Evan MacMillan! They are the swolest this fog has ever seen!
Oh yeah! Well concrete beats electric! And after giggle man is submitting to the all mighty swole lord, I’ll use his giggly zapper smackers on that gay trap! BOOM!
Oh, no sir! For I have foreseen this coming inside my crystal ball, and so I shall bring out my most powerful character...
The Killer, Nea! Who uses Decisive Strike and Sprint Burst!
David used invoke painful arousal you are now paralyzed!

I knew it! The devs have it out for me! They seek subterfuge! How dare they!
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@JammyJewels said:
Jack11803 said:@JammyJewels said:
The forums have been wonderfully entertaining. I'll most likely not visit as often once the update is out... But still. This is a fun environment to be a part of.
Plus, Badges. I keep gettin' 'em.
Your badges are nothing pipsqueak! This is my badge turf! If you tread on my land, I’ll have my swole as hell bodyguards elbow drop you into concrete! One of those guards name is David! The others name IS ALSO DAVID!
Excuse me, sir! Your David's are nothing in comparison to my electric-type Herman Carter and my metal-type Evan MacMillan! They are the swolest this fog has ever seen!
Oh yeah! Well concrete beats electric! And after giggle man is submitting to the all mighty swole lord, I’ll use his giggly zapper smackers on that gay trap! BOOM!
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@JammyJewels said:
The forums have been wonderfully entertaining. I'll most likely not visit as often once the update is out... But still. This is a fun environment to be a part of.Plus, Badges. I keep gettin' 'em.
Your badges are nothing pipsqueak! This is my badge turf! If you tread on my land, I’ll have my swole as hell bodyguards elbow drop you into concrete! One of those guards name is David! The others name IS ALSO DAVID!
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If they’re nerfed I’ll gladly pick up d-strike and sprint burst! Yeah you don’t want to nerf these....
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@ThePloopz said:
Amanda55 said:@TeambossFloze said:
@ThePloopz said:
Dwight_Confusion said:
We're 17 full days past the date in which it was sent.
This is extreme.
Why didn't it come out together or a day apart from XB1. THe process couldn't be that much different.
I was really hoping on today. Now we'll have to wait until Monday or Tues right?
Don’t get your hopes for anything before July 3rd
I can confirm it'll be here by July 3rd
How would you know? Honestly i'm thinking that your starting to troll us with false info
Because he’s the head honcho of course. How else would he know
His uncles cousin works for Sony specifically in the very department and wing that is currentally working on the certification. And he can OF COURSE see info the future of when they complete it. DUH!
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I face camp people who use streamers. They think they are so cute taunting me with points then looping all game... and the audacity they have to try hard WHEN I USE STREAMERS! People are so disgusting, so selfish, so toxic!
/s
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@Amanda55 said:
Not._queen
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Always keep injured status. That’s the core of the perk, and I need my synergies. In my opinion, just buff it’s noise reduction, and throw some more perks into the cocktail. Maybe add faster recovery, recovery while moving, crawl 25% faster, I don’t know. Just something to make it burn less, and allow you to syngerize instead of wasting slots just to make injured less #########
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@TheNormalizer said:
@DocOctober said:
Today is relative, it's a quarter to 7 in the morning in Montréal, the devs probably aren't even in their offices yet.LMAO for me it's 1:47 pm already xD
doc i luv u thanks
Time Zones are OP, they should be nerfed, am I right?
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Not enough chapter summoning!
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Only killer that could be given 120% is wraith, and it’s fit his theme and make sense too. Everyone else could probably get a power buff. Leatherface could get something like a buff to acceleration?
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Solo comms. Nerf survivors. GG EZ balance.
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@Might_Oakk said:
Why are survivors so salty about camping, tunnelling, bloodlust etc etc etcPeople like to complain
Why are killers so salty about Desicive Strike, looping, and t-bagging? Because some of them make your LIFE COMPLETE ASS for a match, and the others are considered bad manners by a bunch of people who think they’re the law.
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There does not need to be more perks that show auras and break stealth regularly. Even if it requires the killer to not be in a chase for a minute, it’d just be an overkill perk to find the first and last survivor. And then be useless.
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@GhostEuant said:
The entire original post wasn’t in green font.Not Green; Didn’t Read
I’m sorry senpai! This was before I learned of the sacred text!
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@IronWolf115 said:
I like the idea of a resident evil chapter, I also think silent hill would fit really well into this kind of gameWe already got silent hill.... Nurse!
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@Runiver said:
You want a cis white male in the game ? How dare you.
We need more minorities.What about disabled people ? We need a disabled dude! Eventually in wheelchairs. Give him a motorized one, he'll be the best looper ever, and it would be actually hilarious to see it, for once. Just make him faster, but to go SPLAT when vaulting.
Did you just make fun of a handicapable person?!? Oh you are so gonna be on my tumblr post!
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@GhostEuant said:
VisionmakerThen again, they did turn Nea into Lady Gaga. 🤷♂️
Further proof she’s a killer....
OF FASHION!
Compares Nea to killer “Oops I did it again!”
We need the pop artist references to keep coming!
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@Wolf74 said:
Simple "NO"
I don't get why people are so obsessed with this perk.In my opinion this only shows that survivor are to overconfident, if they gladly WANT to pick a perk that makes them take one less hit.
If they were overconfident, they wouldn’t need or want buffs. It’s human nature to seek something that makes you lose one aspect, but gain many. That’s exactly what no mither does, and people want more. They want more because normally these are a fair trade, but in no mither’s case it’s a blatant handicap.
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@MrsMaliciousX said:
And not to be nit picking but they can't even pick someone EVERYDAY for the cell raffle lol..they never picked anyone for Sunday (Yesterday) so now they are gonna pick TWO today..lolThat’s actually not their fault. The guy has to message his account for them to say he won, he probably hasn’t responded to the email yet
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@Well_Placed_HexTotem said:
Khalednazari said:Compensate console players for the delay. There's no other way to deal with this delay.
ahahahahaahahhahahaha
No offends, but no chance. During the last event we saw, the Chinese New Year event, Xbone players had constant disconnect issues. Literally every single game seemed to have at least one person not load into the match, plus you constantly had the game freeze during a match. It was common to load in and there only be two survivors. If more than one person played one of those stupid event offerings, you were guaranteed multiple DCs.
Xbone players lost countless event offerings wasted with disconnects, they didn’t compensate. We lost loads of rank thanks to disconnecting, they didn’t reimburse in any way. We lost tons of items and offerings in games where we got disconnected, nothing. We lost loads of bloodpoints having to waste through on bloodwebs for those stupid offerings, got nothing back.
Theres no way they’d offer us something for the trouble because then they’d be admitting there is actual trouble. Right now they can just blame the ludicrous wait on MS/Sony and the certification process, which is exactly what they have been doing.
Bet! They extended it by two weeks just for them. That is literally compensating for the disconnects
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@Jack11803 said:
@MaxiferPriest said:
@Jack11803 said:
It should have a 5 second delay before resetting the progress. As of the current idea, going to an injured teamate self caring IS A BAD THING, that’s just stupid.5s would be WAY TOO MUCH. 2s is enough or even 1,5s.
How is it too much? What’s a survivor gonna do that defeats the purpose of the nerf in only 5 seconds? You can’t get breathing room or do an entire chase in 5 seconds.
Also, solo survivors are hesitant and take a bit to start healing, not counting any lag
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@MaxiferPriest said:
@Jack11803 said:
It should have a 5 second delay before resetting the progress. As of the current idea, going to an injured teamate self caring IS A BAD THING, that’s just stupid.5s would be WAY TOO MUCH. 2s is enough or even 1,5s.
How is it too much? What’s a survivor gonna do that defeats the purpose of the nerf in only 5 seconds? You can’t get breathing room or do an entire chase in 5 seconds.
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@DekuKunn said:
So as @TheBretzel Said the entity weakness is light, why after doing the First 5 generators the survivors dont finish the last two(?) And more light = entity's more "fragile" and maybe could(survivors) even being able to get back to the real worldWhy is this a separate thread. Also, @ in the first post of a thread gives no notification
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BUT WHERE’S BIKINI ACE?
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It should have a 5 second delay before resetting the progress. As of the current idea, going to an injured teamate self caring IS A BAD THING, that’s just stupid.
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@popoles said:
Jack11803 said:@MikeLatin7 said:
sorry whatever I have a ASUS FX73Ve which is the same as a GL753Ve but mine is better 16GBs of memory 1050Ti 860 Evo 500GBs in which I keep my most games play, and dead by daylight was one, sorry to say the clown is slow, and the reload time should be as the huntress looking for axes I have a good internet connection so what's the problem well I think it's with the game the way you have it set up some win some lose, I think the game pick people at random to win and some to lose I'm tired of being on the short end of the stick and with some time I think I can prove it, we'll see
I already proved to you the clown is normal speed. Even looked in the files. Your response was “no he slower. Devs lie about speed” the hell!?
Maybe he is one of the people that like conspiracies.
GO MIKE, GO! PROVE IT!He’s also a racist, so conspiracies might be up his alley.
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@MikeLatin7 said:
sorry whatever I have a ASUS FX73Ve which is the same as a GL753Ve but mine is better 16GBs of memory 1050Ti 860 Evo 500GBs in which I keep my most games play, and dead by daylight was one, sorry to say the clown is slow, and the reload time should be as the huntress looking for axes I have a good internet connection so what's the problem well I think it's with the game the way you have it set up some win some lose, I think the game pick people at random to win and some to lose I'm tired of being on the short end of the stick and with some time I think I can prove it, we'll seeI already proved to you the clown is normal speed. Even looked in the files. Your response was “no he slower. Devs lie about speed” the hell!?
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@Tzeentchling9 said:
Seems like a no brainer, seeing as how the Nurse is the best at escorting Survivors to VALHALLA!;)
I puked in my mouth just being reminded of that tournament
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@lasombra1979 said:
@Jack11803 You get the occasional spam flag. He has over 100 abuse flags. There is a bit of a differenceTrue
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You used green font... I MIGHT have to steal your kidneys now.
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@brokedownpalace said:
Why do the mods continue to allow this guy to troll? Like what do you have to do to get suspended around here?I have over 60 flags and I’m fine. If someone flags you for false reasons, it instead gives you protection, so he is probably insanely difficult to completely ban, and I’m probably nigh impossible
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Just throw the whole game away!
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@Amanda55 said:
What's hilarious is if console players got the update and pc players had to wait this long they would be just as angry as we are.It’s already happened. Xbox got pig A SINGLE DAY EARLY. PS4 was dissapointed, and PC threw the biggest most pathetic temper tantrum in all of history. Just a single day of delay and they were more immature and pissed off than console RIGHT NOW.
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Keep efficency at 100. Bring without a toolbox speed to 100%. Have sabotaged items respawn 30 seconds or more (who knows how much) longer than usual.
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@Fre_Shavacado0 said:
okay so, i’m confused, is this a PC thing, because i didn’t have to purchase Feng or Ace on console...It’ll effect you for later chapters that you have the choice of EARNING OR BUYING. For console, the dlc you start with, comes with the bundle outfits, as it counts as buying the whole sha-bang
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They should at least have a 25 upvote requirement, to show they’re active and not spamming.
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Because the only qualification you needed was to simply exist in this dimension, which is clearly just gonna have people make spam accounts. Which they said they’d counter by sending email verification... but you need to verify to even make an account. So how’s that gonna change anything.
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@NightRaider315 said:
Well this is pretty much the exact same way fortnite works and look at them.😆And fortnite is a free game. At least they have an excuse for price gouging
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@Tim_Lwry said:
i mean all the cosmetics that a character has by default
Are some of them exclusive to chapters?Yes, each character IF BOUGHT BY THEMSELF, OR WITH SHARDS, will only get the NOT BLOODY prestige outfit, nothing else.
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On another note, self cares regression should have a 5 second delay to progress reset, so someone else can begin healing you without a reset. Still would maintain the purpose of the nerf. (No self care during chase cheese)