Detective_Jonathan
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@NathanExplosion said:
https://us.v-cdn.net/6030815/uploads/938/H8P21SUBABK9.png
Take this, to thank you for the laugh :
You just made that a whole lot better. Thank you :D
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@Loyall Me and @NathanExplosion Are just trying to enjoy some good tears, If anyone is harassing anyone it's you harassing us. Now leave me and my frog alone.
While you're here though, Could you cry for a second, i need to catch some more tears for my brew.
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@NathanExplosion A lot of rage indeed, those tears are special though. They contain the tears of every Twitch streamer that streams this game. One of said streamers is also in this forum as we speak, can you taste the forced positivity along with the saltiness of not being able to take a joke or any bit of criticism?
(Btw, i laughed my ass off at the bear :D)
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@NathanExplosion said:
Is that tears in this cup ?
Yes, you want some? I'm willing to share.
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@HeroLives said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/391155#Comment_391155
The fact you think you look cool bullying someone is the real comedy. It’s not a good look.
So because i said it's a useless thread discussing things we already know about is bullying?
That doesn't make any sense, if you wanna see bullying then take a look at @12346789 Dude harassed people constantly after he was previously banned, oh but i am the bully. ok.
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@Seanzu said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/391110#Comment_391110
I know, I should have posted something about getting a 4K or someone disconnecting I guess?
Oh spare me the comedy.
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I'll probably use Mettle of Man on my David, since he's supposed to be the Tank of the group, but i don't know about the other two.
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@Seanzu said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/391072#Comment_391072
What are you talking about? lmfao.
Making one thread for people to talk about it should hopefully mean less threads are made.
Take your grudge elsewhere.
Yea nice b8 no one is having a grudge, just pointing out how useless this thread is, and how there is nothing to discuss.
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@LCGaster said:
@Detective_Jonathan saves the day again
I do what i can lol
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@Seanzu said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/391047#Comment_391047
Maybe this thread isn't for you then, honey.
Or maybe it's just a waste of time? Because now it's going to clog up the forums with all the "Ash is coming to be DBD" hype threads, This is nothing new sweetheart.
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Yea just cover up the names because these guys need protection i guess. I will tell you though that i reported someone who told me to slit my writs and gave them all the proper information and the case was taken care of she was likely banned.
So if anything just put this pic in there with their names and you should be fine.
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What is their to discuss, we practically discussed everything when the new perks were leaked, and knew what was coming.
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If i received a case about people suddenly going missing and leaving no trace then i would surely be confused and Determined to find out what's going on. My determination and curiosity are what would get me taken to the realm because The Entity knows what i am trying to do. The same goes for Benedict, he tried to find The Entity and it's realm. And he did, just not in the way he planned.
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@nunadventures Explained it pretty well, hats off to you man.
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I just now got Jane to prestige 3, can ya'll like chill out and give me a second?
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Dcing on coldwind maps? What? those maps are great and i'm being serious, I run the killer best on those maps as i can be able to see them through the walls and be able to anticipate their movements.
I can't see how anyone could hate that map tbh.
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Remember to always look behind you, You have to remember to watch the red stain and keep an eye on it, the killer will always try to mindgame and hide it. So remember to be on the look out for that.
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Default Pic? Check
Barely any posts? Check
Another post talking about him leaving the game? Check
Must be @kornz2dope
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@artist said:
dbd isn't a competitive a game. tell me if I'm missing the topic cuz I didnt watch the video
How can you say that and you didn't even watch the video? What?
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@Carpemortum said:
I mean, they were pretty tame seeing as you instigated the toxicity....
Saying GG as winner is one thing. Saying geez howd that dc work is just trying to start #########.
But we wonder why the community is so toxic.
That guy Dc'ed to give the other guy hatch. And he still died, which i am sure you can see that, that guy knew what he was doing.
Not only that, but the guy that made the penis joke wasn't even the guy who dc'ed, he was the guy who got caught, but you wouldn't know what since you were making ASSUMPTIONS.
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@HavelmomDaS1 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/389355#Comment_389355
You really think I got jailed cuz of that? Damn, someone needs really hard to push his ego with every opportunity he gets lol.
What a sad life. Next pls.
Listen buddy, saying the same thing is not going to work, i don't fall for b8 like that, you're going to need something a little bit stronger if you want to actually grab my attention. But good luck with that :D
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I already got my rank 1 achievements, managed to hit rank 1 all the time until this new pip system was implemented, at this point i am only playing for BP.
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@Peasant said:
@Detective_Jonathan Be frank with me Detective, how happy were you when Detective Tapp was announced?
Well, i liked the first Saw, and i liked Dead by Daylight and to be honest, i had a feeling it would have to be Detective Tapp because he was the only good guy in the entire series that actually wanted to take down Jigsaw. When i first heard that they were introducing a Detective into DBD? It was actually during my last year of highschool, and i had to go to the bathroom to read the perks and everything. I was so excited, i didn't care if he didn't get cosmetics because he looked badass enough already, he was similar to my character in terms of age and physique and I couldn't wait to play him.
Basically: I went through the roof.
@Nikkiwhat said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/388714#Comment_388714
I think you're quickly becoming a fav frequent member of mine Detective.
Thank you nikki, hope you're having a good day :D
@HavelmomDaS1 said:
Why are you proud about a low rank DCing that you have to do a post?
Since you want to bring my personal life in which you know nothing about, i am actually not going to stoop that low to your level, instead, i will say the exact same thing that Putin said about America
"You must live very boring lives"
No wonder you were jailed in the first place, because of that right there. But it's ok hopefully you'll learn your lesson and be a good boy next time :D
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He's only strong unless you rebind your keys to q and e like everyone else. Frankly i care about others fun when i play billy, so i don't bother with that noise.
(Let it be known that i do NOT however, care about your fun if i am playing Spirit, her wrath, is unquenchable.)
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@HazeHound said:
I don't get how this comeback is funny or smart in any way
Well, too be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand the jokes of Detective Jonathan.
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@HavelmomDaS1 said:
Why are you proud about a low rank DCing that you have to do a post?
Well, actually, i think i am proud of my sick comeback ahhhhduuuuuud
btw, how's jail? :D
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@Chaotic_Riddle said:
Best to hide the names, detective. :)
I have no idea what you're talking about. :D
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There is no way this is actually a thread, no way lol. And ya'll actually responding to it? Come on now.
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You know what else i remember? When back in 2016 instead of making a snowy menu we just got piles of snow in certain areas of the map. Cool :/
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Ya'll need to stop making new chapter and make a paragraph revolved to fixing and improving the game, Either that or watch it slowly kill itself from the inside out.
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Hey, as a spirit main i take offense to you saying she was "nerfed" what is this foreign word you speak of.
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I know i know, but i am not kidding and this ain't April 1st, i legit think that as a sadomasochist type killer. This actually happens.
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Yea, let me go ahead and wash this water on my already half rotted face, makes sense.
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Alright, let me see if i can take a crack at this.
When a survivor dies, they're skin disintegrates, Which leaves the husk that we all know and love, which is then taken into The Void to be stored. You are right about a survivor not remembering the trial. But i think that when they live, they do remember most of the events of the trial. It's like a bad dream when they die, but they can't remember it. Think about it like that.
Ever have a bad dream where you feel like something is coming at you and then when it does you wake up with a start, but you can't remember exactly what the dream was? It's something like that. This is all a bad nightmare, except the nightmare, is real.
Oops, forgot my calling card.
Feel free to let me know if you have any other questions.
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@Arabytes said:
Seems like he's under constant torture devices. The business suit skin implies that his headgear intend to provide a great amount of pain and the hallowed blight is just pitiful. I wouln'd say however that he's a victim, if anything I would put him in the sadomasochist category.
My favorite char of the game and I cannot squeal enought when I face him, specially in his business suit. The only killer I actually enjoy being camped while I whisper: "Im the only survivor you need"
It's actually been theorized that The Doctor actually "gets off" when he electrocutes the survivors. No joke, some people say that whenever he manages to electrocute people it sends a wave of electricity down to you know where and causes it to spasm and release. This is the reason for the laugh, he enjoys it....A lot
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I use it on my build for Detective Tapp, I'd like to call it the "Gen Focused/Aggressive Survivor" build, which consists of Stake Out, Detectives Hunch as well as Windows and Lithe.
I use Stake Out simply because it's a counter Ruin and when the killer is in my area i tend to rely on my aggressive side more than my Objective side, sometimes i don't even know that i gained a Token when in the TR, i think it all boils down to just use it with whatever, it'll do its thing.
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@BBQnDemogorgon said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/386452#Comment_386452
@Detective_Jonathan Umm...Even FW's complain about NOED actually.
no idea what you're talking about my dude
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Most of the people complaining about NOED are either.
- Some streamer that holds some title that no one cares about
- Someone who just bought the game and doesn't even know what the damn perk even is.
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- Spirit
- Huntress
Everyone saying clown or Myers just have bad taste.
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@legion_main said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/365344#Comment_365344
ya i still dont see how the entity could have a gender whatsoever especially since we dont even know what the entity is
I'll always keep referring to this screenshot i took from the wiki. As the person who made it is actually fluent in French.
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Yea yea yea see ya
tbh all these people think they are making some kind of impact with these threads. When someone who stream this game and is a Fog Whisperer says they're leaving, call me.
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@Poweas said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/385549#Comment_385549
I'm not. Im a killer main and proud to say it needs buffs. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SHHHHHH stop stealing my thunder damnit
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Equip FD or Lightborn if you're that scared.
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Tapp. because i want to be a Detective when i grow up. And love to play as one in video games. Even to the point of creating my own character.
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The people who want DS to be buffed probably hid behind a fake account where they don't even use their name or something, so they come up with something stupid to try and blend in.
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The number of Twitch streamers you manage to piss off.
(Sorry but i really hate the people that stream this game, bunch of two-face passive aggressive liars)
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It's my non-cringe worthy OC name.
"This job takes a toll on you, but it only does it, because it knows you love it." - Detective Jonathan Homicide Detective. Partner: Detective Joseph Smith and Detective Jane MadisonUgh, fine, i'll give a better origin. When i was little i fascinated with the old Law and Order, and decided to create my own character in the year 2005, back then i didn't know how to really flesh out a character like i do now, the first draft of Jonathan was a man in his 30s that wielded dual wield revolvers and was a badass homicide Detective, i realized that that was a little bit cringe and thus dimmed him down to the 57 year-old gruff homicide Detective that he is today.
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@Shad03 said:
Ayyy. Nice job.
Thanks
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@MrsPiggyIsSoSneaky said:
This post is just proving my point why the community is breaking the game apart, stupid stuff like this, complaining without actually giving proper suggestions or feedback
Every single post before this one did give proper feedback and suggestions, mine just simply stated what was on all of your minds. :D
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Default Pic? Check
Only 2 posts? Check
Provided nothing but the occasional i am leaving this game thread? Check
Must be @el_toro
