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Meanwhile, i'm just sitting here thinking about how absolutely mental it is that using a resolution in a video game is considered an offense worth banning for.
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How does this even happen?
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I feel like if I don't bring Borrowed Time, there's gonna be at least one more death every game.
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Playing online on family shared games shouldn't even be a thing.
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Then don't.
Do whatever you want, dude.
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@bjorksnas said:
My bad, it will be fixed by next sunday, where map rotation is heavily corn weighted
Actually give me a corn map
i'll even take Fractured Cowshed at this point.
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They apparently made his legs shorter to better fit him inside the killer hitboxes, which makes sense considering the absolute mountain Nemesis is.
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Why bring items when you can take one from a chest and grow the hoard?
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Meanwhile, here I am just playing the game normally.
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@Phasmamain said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2502039#Comment_2502039
Are you implying that hysteria should have hindered or exhaustion? That would be insanely OP
Imagine being Blood Echo in a world where Hysteria causes exhaustion.
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And so, all the Ghostfaces of the world said
"Why am I even a killer at this point"
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@Myla said:
The killer and survivor dynamic has truly been lost.
A killer bringing an Ebony Mori should strike fear on the survivor since it's the ultimate offering to the Entity just so they can dunk on the survivor but instead they just shrug it off now.
IMO Killer offerings should be really strong, the problem was the quantity and how easy it was to get these stuff. They weren't ultra rare at all lol
I don't remember ever feeling fear when I saw an Ebony pre-nerf.
Just "Welp, time to write this game off."
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Just don't be a main and critique everything.
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I have no idea.
I got the achievement just fine, but this is apparently a bug that a lot of people have been having.
A lot of people have also been getting it without incident, so I have no idea what the issue is here.
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@CluelessWanderer said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2499334#Comment_2499334
I actually saw you in a match where you were playing Pinhead. I'm like; "Omg! Grampa from the forums with the funny comments". I'm on console though so no end game chat.
to OP: That looks like the type of match I can only hope for playing Solo queue. Looks like everyone got to play, everyone made a decent amount of BPs. Those survivors are ridiculous.
Rest assured that there were but only the wittiest and most cutting of post-game remarks.
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DCing after their totem gets cleansed in the first few minutes?
I had my Ruin and Undying cleansed in the first 30 seconds but I still kept trucking on, sheesh.
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@Mattie_MayhemOG said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2499254#Comment_2499254
Because the potential for abuse from the survivor side is even higher then the rate of 4 min intentional slug deaths. Killers don't pip if they don't get hooks and alot of them. The MMR system surly does not look kindly on multiple bleed outs because it means less chases, hooks and sacrifices. Slugging is a viable tactic sometimes and fair because its very counterable with perks and group cooperation. Killing yourself in any case is a DC with a nicer name.
It seems like the current MMR system literally doesn't care about anything other than time spent in the match and amount of kills.
So yes, it would look kindly upon bleeding everyone out since it takes for-goddamn-ever.
There's literally no reason to not implement ways to stop gremlins from wasting everyone's time.
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Darn.
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@RantGod said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2497200#Comment_2497200
If I can't add an XP boost?
Absolutely.
Why can a survivor take a key and a cake, but a killer can't take a mori and pudding?
Imagine if they could take a key and a medkit.
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@RantGod said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2497183#Comment_2497183
Killer sacrifices an offering for a mori
Survivor sacrifices an item.
I'd rather have survivor pudding over a mori to avoid DS, or a flashlight.
Is it
is it worse to be an offering than an item?
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They used to be comparable levels of powerful.
Now, Moris are drastically overshadowed-- but not useless. I think you underestimate how nice it is to not have to worry about flashlights, pallet stuns, DS, Unbreakable, hook sabotages, or anything like that and just be able to get rid of the problem right then and there.
Hopefully they dunk on keys the same way they dunked on Moris soon.
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@Aneurysm said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2494931#Comment_2494931
It's been a long time since I've facecamped someone but that might make me fall off the wagon
You can facecamp me if you can solve my locker riddle.
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@miketheratguy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2494948#Comment_2494948
I used to love you pap pap.
Don't hate pap pap just 'cause he's rolling in cash.
Try his pipe and you can get to his level too.
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@miketheratguy said:
But does that mean that the people who DID get their grade rewards get the half million BP plus their rewards, while the people who didn't get the rewards only get the half million? Joe Blow gets his 150,000 grade points so he walks away with 650,000 total, but those who weren't given their grade points only get 500,000?
Yup. I got the full reset points yesterday and the free 500k today, so I just walked away with a million bloodpoints.
Feels good.
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Directly underneath this one
"Add sex to the Fog"
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WRONG.
Locker stun with DS
Flashbang
Hop back in, get new flashbang
Head on stun
Flashbang
Quick and quiet into the other locker
Profit.
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Michael's the reigning grand champion of the staring contest, so I think we all know who wins this one.
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@Clowning said:
Streamers really are so mad they're trying to unionize Killers.
I'm surprised it took this long.
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@NomiNomad said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2492578#Comment_2492578
Damn, you got here before me.
They knew me as John Speed back in the War.
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Oh boy
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The 'ol "Someone else will do it" situation.
Everyone thinks someone else is gonna go do it, so no one does it. That, or everyone tries doing it and wastes everyone else's time.
Classic solo queue.
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Pyramid Head, maybe-- though less Pyramid Head and more the Silent Hill he represents. They're both seemingly metaphysical forces that deal in physical and psychological torment, warping the environment to their liking.
Almost every other killer was abducted, but with Pyramid Head it was more of a contractual agreement. Notably, his base kit means he literally doesn't have to play the Entity's game at all. Hooks? Try cages. Moris? Final Judgement.
Possibly Pinhead, too.
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Plague if she puked up an entire river first
he can't even swim.
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They changed the pallet models to look like Crash Bandicoot crates and somehow managed to break a not insignificant amount of pallet things.
Did you know there's a pallet over on the Game that you can't break from one side? A very safe stair pallet?
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"If no one else is gonna talk about it"
Dude, everyone wants to talk about it.
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Were you the guy who's been complaining about Nemesis not being Nemesis for months?
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Yup yup-- just got it last night.
Took me three tries, but I was just barely robbed of a Merciless the first two tries.
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@Orion said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2487374#Comment_2487374
In case you're serious:
Never click on anything that claims to offer something for free.
Never share your personal information with anyone online.
Never click on any ads, period.
Never trust any text messages or emails you didn't ask for.
Never install any software someone/something else tries to push onto you.
That should have you covered regarding cybersecurity.
Semi-serious.
I'm paranoid enough not to try any of that "get-free-#########-easy, just-do-X, Y and Z" business, I just don't know if it'd actually work here or not.
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@PanicSquid said:
Wait, did you actually think that you could get this stuff for free?
I'm old, I don't know how the hell this newfangled phone things work.
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@Angelicus23 said:
does this video even exist? can't find it
It does, but I think it's only viewable if you get the link.
I would link it, but I don't want a mod going "๐จ๐๐ค'๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐" and banning my ass.
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I can tell what he's actually doing?
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If Pinhead's so weak, how do you explain this?
Ehh? Ehh?
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I had a pallet I couldn't break on one side.
It was a stair pallet, too.
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The master of
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@Sypherpathic said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2484905#Comment_2484905
If one side isn't playing casual, is it a casual game? This is just saying 'the other side is playing stronger than me and I don't want them to!'
One person playing sweaty at Mario Party does not a competitive game make.
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@RiskyKara said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2482614#Comment_2482614
'Dead hard is awful and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. It's broken.'
'Actually you said you don't mind it but you don't play Killer at all.'
'Actually you do play killer but you're still too new to have an opinion.'
Hypothetically speaking if I were a proper devotion level what would your counter argument have been? Or was that the end of the line? What is your devotion level pray tell?
Good question, let's ask the crickets.
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Dude looks way softer here.
Mostly due to the shadowing.
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"We can't comment on it at this time" is usually code for legal trouble.
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@SasukeKun said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2479147#Comment_2479147
I honestly want a refund @Peanits
@ing people ain't gonna do #########.
Maybe wait a minute before tossing money at BHVR next time.









