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Title. My memory might not be what it used to be, granted, but I don't remember the last time just asking you to stay in the match you queued up in a multiplayer game for was an unpopular thing to do. Not when the game was hilariously more broken, or more unfun, or when the REALLY stupid stuff wasn't fixed and everyone was pulling out 1 gen hatch escapes and old Ruindying or old Spirit or old Mo81 comments 2,182 views last activity
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What do you do about her? If everyone was at about Blight levels of power, then Nurse would still stand out. She fundamentally plays a different game than everyone else. How would you change her? How could you change her? If you had to power her down to Blight's level, how could you reasonably do it while preserving her identity? Or is her identity worth preserving, and if not, what would yo52 comments 974 views last activity
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And I mean new . I just had a match against two 30-and-up prestige survivors.. and two survivors I could tell just started playing the game. They had green perks, all general or for that one survivor, and from their gameplay I could tell they were confused and terrified. So I feel bad for the two very good survivors who clearly got horribly mismatched and let them all go. The default Feng did32 comments 511 views last activity
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I finally got that awesome wrestler outfit, but it made me realize something dastardly. Look at this man. Look at his posture. You seeing this? Let me magnify it for you. This man's been watching the Killer Bean movie in his off-seasons for the past 6 years.6 comments 211 views last activity
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Do your absolute best to keep them alive. Save them before they finish, heal them, do your best to keep them alive. Don't let them out of the game. If I catch someone doing this in my games, I will never kill them no matter how long they stand at the hook. I'll keep them alive until the very end, and only kill them to make sure they won't get hatch. If they want out of the game and don't want46 comments 1,852 views last activity
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YOU. Yes, you. Have you not gotten any attention over the past 12 minutes? Are your idea coffers dry and dusty? Is the forum flowchart meta just not doing the trick anymore? Have T H E Y slightly annoyed you? Look no further, friends. I've plumbed the depths of the human psyche, and i've unlocked the secrets, the cheat codes, the game shark, the6 comments 171 views last activity
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I was wondering if there was ever a chance we'd see it again, because her tome outfit is actually really cute and it'd probably make me play her more. I could have easily gotten it, but then Elden Ring happened and it was frankly just out of my hands at that point. I'd say that's worth giving a second chance for.17 comments 311 views last activity
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Faith: Chapter 3 just came out lately, and it got me thinking: A faith chapter would be S I C K John would be the survivor, with Father Garcia as either a secondary survivor or a skin. And even better: both having the option between a normal and fully rendered skin, or the black with color outline look from the games. Perks could work around them pul5 comments 241 views last activity
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The locker save was dumb and i'm not sad to see it go. But i'm feeling pretty alright about the new save window. I think about it like this: there's three ways a flashlight attempt can go down. The killer faces an impossible to save direction, the killer drives off or downs the flashlight survivor, or the survivor gets in front of you in time. If the survivor gets in front of you early enough0 comments 41 views last activity
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And I think it was a genuine bully squad, not a "they're winning this must be bullying" squad. Stalking me for flashlight saves, t-bagging, clicky clicking (it sounds so limp now, jesus) at the end of every pallet, mass body blocking, swarming the hook, sabo plays, yes this can happen in any game but it was fully co-ordinated and the intention was very clear. This was the result.14 comments 301 views last activity
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This stupid stroller. This stupid, dumb, very bad, no good, loop blocking stroller. I hope it gets a splinter so subtle you wonder if it's really there but just uncomfortable enough to be a bother for the whole rest of the day.8 comments 201 views last activity
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DbD, if you're going to crash, PLEASE stop doing it after i'm the first person hooked or downed. Stop conspiring to make me look like a goddamn prick who just ragequit. At this point these crashes are surgical. Thank you.1 comments 41 views last activity
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I hate this map. I think it's my least favorite map in the game, I don't know. It doesn't matter if i'm killer or survivor, I can't play this map. I can't find any loops. I can't find any windows. I can't find any generators, and the only thing I can find is more weird collision to get caught on while i'm running from/chasing people. And even if I can, I have some bizarre mental block that bea11 comments 171 views last activity
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'Cause it worked. We had to avenge those two poor fellas somehow.69 comments 2,201 views last activity
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I actually have a VERY easy to exploit guilty conscience, and if someone DCs 30 seconds into a match after I down them for making a dumb mistake? I feel bad! I can't kill them anymore, i'd be worse than a murderer-- a jerk. I HAVE to let them go at that point. And that takes time! So please cut it the hell out. For my sake. I don't want to queue up for an84 comments 2,171 views last activity
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And the title wasn't actually sarcastic this time. I wanted to do the challenge to break 8 walls/pallets with the lethal rush and just didn't give a damn about trying to do it normally, so I sent myself to the Game (perksless and addonless, because why not) just to break all the walls and get it done immediately, then see what happens from there. And7 comments 191 views last activity
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👆👆 I've found myself surprised with how often my teammates listen when I point at something. Most of the time, if I point at a gen, they're on it. If I point at a gate, they stay on it. If I point in a direction, more often than not, they start running. The highlight was when a David with autodidact healed me fresh off the hook. I see Jake with Empathy, and point in his direction-- off in the3 comments 81 views last activity
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I don't mean hit someone with Virulent Bound while they're unhooking, I mean while they're holding their Bound, grab someone who's unhooking. I managed to accidentally single-handedly lose a game against Wesker when, while he was still holding his Bound, I tried for an unhook.. and he instantly grabbed me. He clearly still had it out. I don't know if his unraveling animation is quicker than it l5 comments 171 views last activity
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It allows you to treat your fellow survivors and killers like actual people, even on forums-- and we all know how tough that one is. Oh, and also the perk is awesome. I switched Iron Will out with it a while ago (before the IW nerf), and I was shocked to see how much work it's done. Empathy gives you multiple hefty bonuses that aren't immediately obv32 comments 571 views last activity
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PSA: 99 your mends until you're absolutely, 100% certain Legion's Feral Frenzy is over. The mend bar doesn't go down when you're not mending, and he CAN deep wound the same survivor to get his 5th insta-down hit. This is also the only way he can get that 5th hit if a survivor is dead. I can only watch the same group of lemmings immediately mend before Legion rolls back on them and instantly murd9 comments 221 views last activity
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So that may have been a bit of a lie. Played 10 matches of Solo Queue today after not playing for a little bit-- was on sort of a Divinity rebound. And.. it probably went about how you expect. I escaped 3 times, mostly due to the killer being assassinated by MMR, and only in 4 games did more than one of us get out. Got two thana Plague/Legions, got camped by the Legion in question (after someon7 comments 131 views last activity
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How do you define a crutch? I've seen a few popular definitions. 1. Something that lets you play above your skill level and gives you rewards you didn't work for. Now, far be it from me to ask how you can arbitrarily define someone's skill level and how much they do or don't deserve a perk's rewards. But isn't this what literally every perk does? Adds rewards for things you're already doing?33 comments 521 views last activity
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Did you know that you can get shot in the middle of the being unhooked animation and be speared before you can actually move again? I just found out. Twice. In succession. I've also found out that no one runs BT.1 comments 71 views last activity
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I just want to say.. thank you, BHVR. You finally released the perfect patch. You nuked all the crutch Survivor perks and now they have to rely on SKILL instead of broken, billionth chance perks. I've been playing solo queue ever since the patch released and i'm glad to finally have some kind of a challenge! Before this it was just way too brainless and easy, I was just finishing my 419th No Mit22 comments 241 views last activity
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So i've heard from people who take considerable amount of joy in dancing in some ashes and pointing and laughing at people, that you need to "get good" without your "crutches" and you were trash if you ran some certain perks. I won't name COUGHDEAD any perksCOUGHHARD , but that seems to be something of a recurrent theme right now. Here's the truth: running a good perk says nothing about your s23 comments 511 views last activity
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It was buffed by 2%. Yes, I know every second counts, but assuming you're getting the full bonus out of it a gen will take less than 2 seconds longer, which is apparently enough for people to foretell the coming of the doombringers Legion and Plague. I don't understand why this is suddenly a scourge upon the community.27 comments 491 views last activity
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First game, against Legion. This one's the most normal, except for the fact that my entire team has an obsessive desire with clumping up to heal so Legion can undo it in approximately 5 seconds. Every single time. I unsurprisingly die. Second game, against Plague. One pallet stun too many 30 seconds in and she DCs. Third game, against Trapper. His game kept freezing up and he ends up pulling a10 comments 221 views last activity
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Is irrelevant. Whether or not you think she's OP or perfectly fair or has zero counterplay or is so easy to counter doesn't matter. No one you're going to argue with about it is going to change their minds about it. Ever. Period. Their mind has been made up, it will be completely unshaken no matter what. It's not something you can prove or provide evidence for, it's just a complete difference58 comments 471 views last activity
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Just a simple lil ask. Phead, Oni and Ghostface have all had different themes over their development, could we have a way to toggle between them? I'm sure people would enjoy the change. And I'd like to go back to the ol' Ghostie theme.9 comments 81 views last activity
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Here's a PSA for you: P L A Y T H E W H O L E M A T C H O U T I just had a match in the Game against a new Hag. Claudette apparently has a problem with this, and runs to the Hag to get herself killed ASAP, standing in front of her and throwing down pallets in our faces. Guess what? She succeeds. She's out and we still have four more gens to do. And we do them all and easily get out14 comments 171 views last activity
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I get positively giddy when I see four flashlights in the lobby. Almost without fail 4 overconfident idiots who will desperately fight eachother over who gets to be The Guy Who Juiced The Killer™. Take a game from today. 4 flashlight gamers. One of them actually lands a save on me early, which was absolutely definitely part of a long mindgame and NOT me being a careless idiot, and they suddenly4 comments 61 views last activity
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No one was running this anyway, but I'm shocked that no one's talking about it. Why did Calm Spirit get, in as many quotation marks as I care to use, """""buffed"""""? If you're doing chests or totems away from the killer, all this does is slow yourself down for free. If you're doing chests or totems close to the killer.. why are you doing chests and totems close to the killer?5 comments 81 views last activity
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So uh. Darn. I'm glad for killers, the basekit changes were pretty darn nice. A good bit of the perk changes were good, some made sense, a couple were bad and a few were outright baffling (please remove that knife from DS's back, OTR). But solo queue, oh solo queue..17 comments 231 views last activity
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Once again, the killer only has to pick up the cosmetic to get it. But the survivor has to survive to the very end of the match. Why? All this means is that survivors will bust ass to ensure that they can actually get to that point, and killers are going to go hard in response. Which means survivors will bust more ass, which means killers will get more ruthless, and we can all just get bent and18 comments 381 views last activity
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I probably know the answer to this, but never hurts to be safe. Does it matter if I have them at level 1 or level 50 as long as I have them at P3? I'm paranoid and I like the clean number, but that's a lot of BP that could go elsewhere if I only need them at P3 period.2 comments 61 views last activity
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Yeah, I said it. And i'm brave enough to stand still while you get your various tomatoes ready to throw. The live theme's nice, but it just doesn't have a kick . Plus I can clearly tell that the 8-0 terror radius is just the PTB chase theme at like double speed and that, that in particular for reasons only I can comprehend pisses me off. I don't know why. If you hate the PTB theme, well that15 comments 201 views last activity
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse for killers, I was on the receiving end of a disgusting new exploit by toxic survivors (with hatemail (there's no hatemail)). Look, i'm an honest Trapper. I barely make 14 Iri shards an hour at my full-time job, and it's hard work. On some days, I don't even get a single survivor, and my boss is constantly displeased by my work. If that isn't enoug6 comments 261 views last activity
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Was there a sudden invisible hotfix that broke the game in half? Because I literally cannot play the game today. I've tried to play three matches and only finished one. The first and third one, I get caught early on Ironworks and then immediately crash. So I screw my teammates, depip, get a matchmaking ban AND get to feel like a prick because now I can't explain myself and look like I ragequit.7 comments 241 views last activity
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I thought I was okay with Sadako, and then they release The Drudge who basically just does everything Sadako does, but better. Actual ani-loop. Map-wide teleports on a short cooldown. Scouting. A passive power that actually happens consistently. The only thing he doesn't have is on-demand stealth and an instant kill.. but she basically never got the latter anyway, and the Drudge's Nightfall m28 comments 911 views last activity
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I just got home from Red Cross and boot up Chrome, see this Chrome update, and log into the forums. And then suddenly everything is in goofy clown font. Did Chrome break my fonts? Did I accidentally log into an imposter site? Did I forget to take one of my 17 meds? And then I remembered what day it was. You win this one.15 comments 401 views last activity
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Run the Prayer Tablet Fragment. No, really. With it and the Haemetite Seal, you infect objects for 110 seconds, which infect Survivors incredibly fast. You're going to be running Corrupt, so what do you do? Give every unblocked generator a quick infection and now survivors have to decide if they want to wait out the Corrupt and give me a free 2 minutes, or try to progress the game and A: infect6 comments 81 views last activity
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And fresh off a few terrible Survivor and Killer games, i'm currently unpacking Elden Ring. Godspeed.5 comments 121 views last activity
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Because it's gonna be just like the last 3 out of 4 killers that were pure anti-loop. The killer dominates the 1v1 and deletes you in 3 seconds if you try to loop, but has no 1v4 so everyone just holds W (because what else are you supposed to do) and they get declared bottom tier trash. Same #########, different flavor, boring and lame for both sides. Ask for a Blight instead.3 comments 61 views last activity
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I suffer from a minor case of crippling indecision. I'm leaning towards Spirit now that I don't have to feel bad, but i'm able to be persuaded.35 comments 1,181 views last activity
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Oh, how wrong I was to assume this was an innocent visual bug. How very, very wrong I was. Poor Cheryl got stuffed into this weird cabinet by the hacker. I scolded him as viscously as I non-verbally could and tried to get him to4 comments 141 views last activity