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The Ultimate Rulebook

Grandpa_Crack_Pipe Grandpa_Crack_Pipe
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YOU.

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Yes, you. Have you not gotten any attention over the past 12 minutes? Are your idea coffers dry and dusty? Is the forum flowchart meta just not doing the trick anymore? Have T H E Y slightly annoyed you?

Look no further, friends. I've plumbed the depths of the human psyche, and i've unlocked the secrets, the cheat codes, the game shark, the 100% guaranteed forum success rate we've all coveted since we first saw someone complain about something we liked on the forum and thought "hold on a tick, I didn't like that". My theoretical degree in psychology has revealed to me

T H E U L T I M A T E R U L E B O O K .

Yes, friends. The only one you'll ever need. Because we both know what the real deal is, the truth no one else understands; they just keep making up fake rulebooks to beat you over the noggin with! How come you have to play by some rules when the shoe's clearly on the wrong foot?

I mean, come on-- you're special, no one gets you (other than me of course), and no one understands that generalizations are always wrong unless they're about the other team in which case they're just plain 'ol common sense. Duh.

So allow me to plop everything you've ever wanted into your lap. The ultimate rulebook, the riposte for every attack, the hammer to make all discussions a nail. Are you ready for enlightenment? Listen up, fellas:









You're not special, and neither is your favorite side. They both have silly idiosyncrasies, goofy clowns, loud idiots and people who decide you aren't playing right. You're all terrible.


Have a good night, god gamers!

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