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Can I have more Scratched Mirror Myers? All i've been getting lately are Tombstone Piece Myers.
Literally every single time.
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I've got kind of a hierarchy as to who I let out.
If i'm sufficiently annoyed enough by the team, no one gets out.
After that, if the last guy knows he's beat and offers himself/an item to me, I let him out. If they made some incredible plays that I gotta respect, they get third priority. Team players who were honest and self-sacrificing get second place.
And the obvious baby of the group always gets the hatch.
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Now onto day XXX of "How much will it take for people to stop taking things at complete face value"?
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Now would be the perfect time for someone to come in and say "iT's nOt A TeaM gAMe"
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The ultimate crossover.
Featuring new survivor John Halo, and brand-new killer John Alien.
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Just don't ever get caught 4head
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No, it's not.
If someone gets mad at you for flashlight saving and camps you for it, they're assmad that you completely outplayed them and can't reconcile that fact.
Feel good about it.
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I could catch a biiiig 'ol fish with this.
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"Just do gens"
laughs in solo queue
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@deckyr said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2181822#Comment_2181822
i was playing plague tonight, that exact situation happened in one of my games, i appreciate you knowing whose fault that is and not being toxic towards the killer even if it wasn't me
not sure what's confusing you
Oh. The second line just struck me as accusatory, for some reason.
I don't expect a lot, but like.. the least I expect from my teammates is to make a play that's not infinitely worse than just doing nothing. I don't blame the killer for capitalizing, I blame the teammate for being a #########' lemming.
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@deckyr said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2181212#Comment_2181212
i feel like... i just played against you. because that absolutely happened in one of my plague games tonight.
thanks for blaming your teammate instead of expecting free second chances.
What?
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I have a name, you know.
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Thanks for unhooking me without BT right in front of the Plague with Corrupt Purge in the BASEMENT
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"Don't get used to it"
doesn't #########' fix it
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@Pulsar said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2180908#Comment_2180908
Is that any different than now though?
What are they going to do, report them for playing with friends?
I've had people tell me that the devs don't decide what's cheating in this game, so I honestly wouldn't rule it out.
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Yeah, you show 'em what's what for cheating with comms in a game with an official discord that has voice channels specifically for SWFs!
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Until he starts ignoring every game mechanic that doesn't let him go brrr, nah.
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@[Deleted User] said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2179845#Comment_2179845
People keep bringing it up because it's true and very well-known in the comp community. As much as Scott makes valid points in many videos, he is straight up wrong in that regard. The animation resets when she charges her phase. Intended mechanic or not, it's a thing.
https://twitter.com/SeyItAint/status/1384471343685582853?s=19
https://twitter.com/poopwilsonttv/status/1388323063788408833?s=19
As a wise man once said, even if she burst into flames upon phasing, that wouldn't fix the actual issue here.
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We respect Billies 'round here.
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Probably not for a long time.
Now let's watch as the usual crowd responds to this post by telling you how smart they are for seeing the absolutely obvious counterplay that DEFINITELY IS THERE and how you're just a dirty looper.
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It's the kind of thing you get a lot better at with game knowledge and experience-- I was pretty trash at it for a while 'till I started watching some good players and saw a lot of really good looping.
But don't feel under any pressure to get godlike at it-- DbD's a casual game, and if you like it casual have fun with it.
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Unfortunately, this is the timeline we live in for the foreseeable future.
Spirit being Spirit while people tell you how you're just not smart enough to understand the sick Spirit counterplay like they do.
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Haha We'll Make It is such a fun perk i'll bring it with this medkit an
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@xEzekanarioX said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2174483#Comment_2174483
Im telling you the same i said up there. Who would refuse to play the easiest role of the game? Braindead gameplay with no skill at all, the only skill required playing survivor is looping, and even though they drop every pallet they see.
Now I don't wanna go making any accusations under the watchful eye of God here, but are you trying to tell us that you're just too damn smart to play something as lacking in intellectual stimulation as Survivor, quite unlike playing Killer?
Or rather, can you say it outright for my immense entertainment?
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@DapperTrapper said:
Never seen a single survivor who cared about what the killer finds frustrating or if he's having fun. Why again should the killer care about survivors having fun?
When I struggle with nurse I just get t-bagged, flashlight clicked and survivors ACTUALLY holding the game hostage by refusing to leave because they know I can't hit a single blink. But somehow the poor survivors not being able to be smart about the gens they do is boring to play again?
Gen rushers getting punished is always hilarious. Go find a key and leave through hatch like survivors love doing when the killer protects 3 gens.
Hey man I appreciate the struggle, but you really do gotta learn not to phrase it in such a hilariously bitter way.
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I'm almost convinced the absolutely determined 3 gen puppyguarding doctors do it out of the psychopathic thrill of being able to """play the game""" and be able to drive the survivors to madness out of sheer boredom for as long as possible all at once, but
it's a strategy, I guess?
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Foolish piggy, i've played exactly 2 minutes of X and it's only served to add 30 additional pages to my dissertation about how my side are the underprivileged proletariat and need every buff.
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Copious pain tolerance and absolutely 0 expectations.
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Thaaat's multiplayer games for you.
Some people are physically incapable of admitting that another person has them beat and no excuse is too ridiculous to keep their ego in tip-top shape.
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@Yamaoka said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2175759#Comment_2175759
Rank 1 both sides since 2017 and posted Rank 1 survivor/killer clips on this forums for as long as I'm using the forums.
But clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about because my opinion is not the same as your opinion.
Provide undoctored video evidence of your rank 1s, your time of purchase, your hour count, at least 5 registered tournament victories, your Killer tier list that BETTER AGREE WITH MINE, your zodiac sign, favorite pizza topping and your credit card info or else you're just a 20 hour green rank killer ggez.
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@Northener1907 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2175659#Comment_2175659
There is counter. Kill all of them. I am doing this and that is working for me. I really trying understand what is problem with them. Can you tell more please?
"I can't counter comms, so how could anyone else possibly counter comms? It just doesn't make any sense."
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@nursewannabe said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2174211#Comment_2174211
You're like my favorite forum member, i don't think i have ever crossed one of your comments and not liked it
Can I offer u a beer
Toss one my way and i'll catch it with my mouth.
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Alrighwaiholcomeoduwaimahehear me out--
Kasha.
Demon cat of Japanese folklore that steals corpses and brings them to Hell. Think Nioh 2's Kasha, but without the big #########' bazongers just flying out there.
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@Fantasy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2174225#Comment_2174225
Derp why didn't I think of that. I'm console though but hopefully it helps.
Ohh, I see.
I'm on PC so I haven't the faintest clue how the curving on controller is. The best advice I could give is to learn how much you can curve with the beginning of your saw and feel out the loops you can curve in.
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I don't know how to Billy for the life of me, but I know someone who does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAMVFGPXS4 -
Very well, I will inform the SWFs via the One Survivor Omnimind that they are, in fact, bad at the video game.
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You've only faced Freddy once this year?
Lucky bаstard.
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Because people are dumb and plant flags over the most inconsequential things.
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If I wanted to do nothing for 2 minutes i'd hit a Bubba with a pallet, thanks.
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juST dOn'T GeT fOunD 4hEad eZ
But yeah. If you get facecamped and are literally chosen to not be allowed to play a normal game, you should at least not get punished for it.
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I mean if they're smacking you on the hook or yelling at you postgame for using it, fair enough, but you're literally pinging your location to them on a timer.
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Sometimes it's out in the open like that
Sometimes it's behind Dead Dawg Saloon under wood piles hidden by grass and you can only see the totem light from the right angles.
Totems are wack.
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Honestly!
I love good art style shifts, and that Trickster intro hit different. There's so much flair and presentation and I just wish it was anyone but BHVR doing All-Kill so they could've made it a real spectacle.
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I don't know why you didn't just say "ez" and leave.
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@GoodBoyKaru said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2167800#Comment_2167800
sorry i didn't mean to be too harsh, it's just that because hetero relationships (highlighting that word for if someone tries to take this out of context) exist in dbd, you can't now just not include sexuality or relationships.
having nothing would be okay, and it was their original stance (despite nurse but i digress). but theyve specifically said they went back on this stance and now want to add in lgbt+ relationships/characters.
I can, and I would've preferred if they didn't include sexuality and relationships to begin with.
My position is that I really don't care. But if it's gonna be a thing that needs to be considered, i'd rather it's naturally either all one way or the other. As in, 0 relationships and 0 sexuality or all relationships and sexuality.
Otherwise people start having big dumb arguments we could've avoided. Case in point, the forums.
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@Mooks said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2167590#Comment_2167590
This was actually what the devs attempted and stated they wanted to do.
sad thing is.. they failed miserably. But no one had a problem with it when they didn’t hold their word back then. It’s only now when LGBTQ+ will be treated equally that it should be completely excluded..
(or did you actually propose this back when Nurses backstory was revealed? Then I apologize for assuming. But frankly.. I don’t think so)
I don't think it should be excluded. I do think it should be natural, though. As in, there doesn't need to be a civil war over it to get it added because then it's just cynical please-stop-yelling-at-us and isn't very meaningful.
And since there's always a civil war eventually i'd rather just cut out the wargrounds as a blanket statement for everything ever and not have to deal with the stupid self-division.
@GoodBoyKaru said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2167590#Comment_2167590
this would be good if it wasnt for the fact that mentions of relationships and sexuality already exist and, unless you can erase everyone's memories, it looks like youd rather retcon the lore to exclude everyone than even think about including lgbt+ people which is a pretty bad light to be showing
That's probably the harshest light you could've possibly put the most ultimate neutral stance under, so thanks I guess?
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I propose a simple solution--
Never mention anything about relationships or sexuality, ever. No one has girlfriends or boyfriends.
No one being included means everyone is included.
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I respect the absolute hell out of them and their two-ton brass balls, and make it my mission to get them out of that game alive.