Grandpa_Crack_Pipe
Grandpa_Crack_Pipe
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If you stopped maining him after the nerfs, were you really a Deathslinger main?
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All the time.
If everyone's on death hook at like 4 or 5 gens, i'll knock one down, carry them to a generator, and whack it while I spin 'till they wiggle off and hop on it. Rinse and repeat 'till we're all friends.
Won't win the match, but i'll win a more important battle.
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Not used to agreeing with you, but I do it wholeheartedly here.
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@GoodBoyKaru said:
Fun fact: Bitter Murmur is a hand on a shoulder ✨
Weird how I only learned that this year, but I instantly knew Call of Brine was an eye.
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If people want your attention and you give it, I wouldn't feel bad.
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@toxik_survivor said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2883847#Comment_2883847
That would make it an f teir perk
Nah. You'd just actually have to dodge a hit if you wanted the time to make it to a pallet or window.
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I think it would be better if Dead Hard prevented you from interacting with anything for a couple seconds.
So you couldn't just dead hard straight into a pallet or window.
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So many people can't even do something as simple as googling "subjective" and "objective".
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@bm33 said:
Ummm I mean it's less about the cheater bots and more about the unfun matchmaking with real people mixed with performance issues for me so I'm currently really enjoying playing this.
God I wish
unfortunately, Epic has cursed me again.
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Do what i've been doing.
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@DrDeepwound said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2881788#Comment_2881788
This is solely designed to sell maxed out accounts with BP for $2k.
These bot farms are not doing this to ruin anyones fun, they openly sell these accounts for sometimes thousands of dollars.
Same with wow gold, and everything else online that is bot-farmed
Reminds me of Realm Royale.
People were having bots play rounds to grind up the battle passes and eventually sell the accounts maxed out.
..except everyone else was also doing this. Leading to, no joke, like 75% of all players being bots. I could often count the amount of real people in a match on my hands.
Golly I wonder who wants to buy a bot-farmed account with all your favorite cosmetics to go against a million and a half bots.
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@Mandy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2881597#Comment_2881597
It's a lot more complex to make changes on the forum for mobile users, otherwise I would have :)
If you could've, you should've changed desktop's font to Comic Sans and mobile's to Papyrus.
Not because of any reference, but so everyone can start freaking out over the exact same yet completely different problems.
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It is day 2117 of people being allowed to use what they want.
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Finally, we'll be able to put Evil behind bars.
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@FilthyLegionMain said:
I can't take your name seriously with that font. Hell, can't take it seriously regardless. It's that COMICal.
You're on thin ice, buddy.
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I'd rather they bumped it up to 100% bonus but removed the self-heal aspect entirely.
Full support. An 8 second heal ain't nothing to sneeze at.
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@dollidahlia said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2876381#Comment_2876381
I never said to bring killers to nurse level. I’m saying it’s hypocritical to delete a killer but then you want to buff SWF which has become an ongoing problem for killers
Who said anything about buffing SWF?
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@dollidahlia said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2876357#Comment_2876357
What world do you live in? You can’t balance Solo with SWF. SWF is strong because they can communicate fast and efficiently. Without making a bunch of perks base kit it would be boring for killers
You can get them close enough.
A chat wheel to convey information wouldn't run into a language problem, doesn't run into a mic problem and can be done fast. Sometimes a slight bit of info is all you need.
But you literally can't bring the other killers closer to Nurse unless they also stopped playing Dead by Daylight.
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Nurse is a glaring design flaw that invalidates almost every mechanic of the game, but we actually just can't get rid of her.
Same with SWF.
Except we can actually kind of bring Solo up to a similar level, which is something we really can't do with Nurse.
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Fix stuff like flashlight clicking and horrible mismatches wouldn't stop people from being #########.
There's just no solution to that problem. Fix a way and they'll find another.
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Were they all grinding off the walls like a Tony Hawk character too?
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Keys already got the rework. And Moris
God, I don't know, man. "We're working on it" could be next week or it could be when the seven trumpets sound.
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If only.
Literally no one ever has anything bad to say to me.
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@Count_Dooki said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2872485#Comment_2872485
Thats a very delusional yet unsurprising thing to see coming from you. You’ve always been a survivor extremist.
Sluzzy is a better killer than both of us.
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"Catering to survivors" implies BHVR knows what the hell they're doing in general.
They're not biased, they're just confused.
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@AcelynnBen said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2870502#Comment_2870502
i don't like bleeding someone on the ground mainly cuz its boring af and rude, but most killers do that if u have like dead hard or window of opportunity, you know typical looping perks, but if u are playing nice and looping without bagging or spinning then yes that killer is an ass
Yeah, I don't think just using perks is a very good reason to bleed someone out.
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@AcelynnBen said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2870439#Comment_2870439
i agree a lot are toxic, but they are forced to play toxic because survivors aren't even giving them a chance, sure u might be that unlucky one that gets tunneled but that's something only the devs can fix not players, when a killer sees 3 gens pop in like 2 mins he needs to get at least one out of the game
Survivors rush because they can't be sure they're not up against an alch ring tournament Blight, and killers tunnel and camp because they have no idea if 3 gens are gonna pop in 2 minutes.
It's a lovely cycle.
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@AcelynnBen said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2870432#Comment_2870432
Take this guy for an example, let me guess u run dead hard, ds, a flashlight and head on?
maybe a boon sometimes?
I literally can't remember the last time I didn't run this build.
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I fixed it.
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@Shaped said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2869242#Comment_2869242
Just noticed you are back. Wb man.
If only I got the month after Elden Ring came out.
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@Kira15233 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2869238#Comment_2869238
You good man? Keys are actually worthless compared to flashlights, if I had to rate survivors items, Flashlight/stun are strongerthan anything, then it's Medkit/toolbox, keys then maps
I mean if you've literally never played the game before, flashlights are bar none the strongest item.
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CoH.
4 people with DH can lose you the game, one person with CoH can lose you the game.
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There's nothing wrong with running moris or Tombstones. It's a game, run whatever you want.
People don't like tombstone because there's a high likelihood of getting instantly murdered with no warning when you haven't even seen the killer the whole game, and even if you don't (because someone else just did) the only thing you can really do is hop in a locker and let him get you.
I'm sure it's plenty fun for the Myers, though.
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@brokedownpalace said:
@Grandpa_Crack_Pipe because it's a fatal mistake to ######### with a man on crack. He has nothing to lose.
There's a killer in these eyes that no one's ready for.
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Wow.
It looks like a place people actually live and not a bunch of blue fullbright boxes, I like it.
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@EntitySpawn said:
Doesnt do much when everyone just stays injured and all have DH to fix mistakes.
Is an okay addon though for sure, I like running an apple. Having those extra pools can really help on tougher maps or high skilled players
You'd have to deal with DH anyway without tablet, though. Running it just means you don't have to do The Plague Dance™ of running around a rock while trying to vomit on someone for 10 seconds to infect them.
And if they don't run DH, they're just beaned. And if they cleanse early enough, you just win.
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Myers and Legion.
I know they're bad so I instinctively play like an idiot against them.
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I must expand the hoard.
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It's just a game, none of it matters bro, stop being such a whiner! Why should it be fun or engaging or have my input matter at all when I draw the short straw?
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I generally let baby players who've obviously been mismatched go. If the team was competent but polite, i'll let the last one have hatch. If they just plain give up and ask me to kill them, i'll farm with 'em and let them go.
I don't like making people give up.
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Oh
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Blight is great.
Alch 33 moonwaveZbouncedashcancel180backwardsreversetech Blight can get bent though.
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Self-Deprecating Joke, for being the only challenge I can remember that requires you to actively sabotage yourself.
No, not like "oh i'd have to throw the game to complete this challenge", I mean "I need to actively throw and help the survivors". On Clown.
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@brokedownpalace said:
Who is he? God?
No, John Daylight, developer of Dead by Daylight.
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@SomberNokk said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2853565#Comment_2853565
Play killer then lol.
Your honor, I resemble that remark.
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@SomberNokk said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2853544#Comment_2853544
You mock but its the easiest and simplest solution.
Yup, gonna keep mocking.
I imagine you just have a couple chronic DbD players on standby for SWF, but what happens when you don't? Do I have to talk some friends into getting the game and SWFing with me? What if most of my friends just don't like that kind of game? What if they just end up not liking it? What if they don't like SWFing? So if I can't talk my friends into it, what, do I just have to go find random people to SWF with? What if I have social anxiety and don't enjoy interacting with strangers? What if I just plain don't enjoy playing with people I don't know?
It's not Occam's Razor, it's just being reductive.
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Just get friends smh
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They don't balance by killers or survivors, they balance by dartboard.
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Play an idle game or something.
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Deathslinger's still my favorite, even after what they did to him.







