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@FrenziedRoach said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
.>Implying tilted rank 20 Dwight mains aren't virginsI never said what that partner was either.
50 bucks says it's a Huntress body pillow.
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Scissorman from Clock Tower.
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@Aari_Piggy66 said:
No_Mither_No_ProblemHe's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.
Amanda is just wearing a pig head other than that she is normal also she is the same size as the female survivor characters.
Yeah, but wearing an expressionless white mask tends to induce less revulsion than the head of a freshly-killed Pig.
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jump your partner for a roll in the sheets
.>Implying tilted rank 20 Dwight mains aren't virgins
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@Aari_Piggy66 said:
No_Mither_No_Problem said:I made a series of polls on a social platform called Dead By Daylight Amino.
According to those polls, people firmly believe that Michael is in fact the thiccest nibba in all of Dead By Daylight—yes, even thiccer than the Huntress.
Myers has a nice ass but that's about it
He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.
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@Saaron said:
(Did my "Kate main" show up? I think it did, sorry)
Hey fam, I main Jake. I always have. Even though my highest level Surv is Claud
I remember back when the Nurse was the newest addition to DBD, I was a HUGE Sabo noob. God, I used to be so toxic.
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I've said it a million times before and I'll say it again: The Shape has a shape-ly booty. He t h i c c .
Also I like how everyone gets their real name/nickname except the Pig. Say it with me, folks: AMANDA YOUNG.
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"You do realize I can PHYSICALLY TELEPORT right?"
~Me every time someone tries to pallet me as Nurse and I just blink interrupt them
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@VolantConch1719 said:
I'd probably say Red Forest for Killers though. Again, depends on the Killer for other maps, but Red Forest is pretty openly friendly for all Killers.
I like Red Forest myself because it feels a lot more like a "classic" DBD map (MacMillan, Coldwnd, Autohaven, and Disturbed Ward) but looks EXCEEDINGLY prettier than any of those. The wet look and the shiny everything is just—HNNNNNG
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@SNTD said:
Both of BlackWater Swamp's maps but if i had to pick the worst one i would go with The Pale Rose because it's foggy like someone brought every fog increase add-on and has a ton of grass that survivors can hide inGrim Pantry was a close second for me as my least fave Killer map. I really hate it and those two annoying little buildings that feel so easy to lose chases/and or precious time in.
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Nurse because pallets can honestly suck my left buttcheek.
Left one in particular. The right one is reserved for flashlight spamming when I pick someone up.
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The Doc's giggles because he has multiple bloody voices giggling at once.
That's demonic right there.
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@WolfPad06 said:
Yes but why on the "Off Topic" subforum?
If you take a look at the rest of the off-topic subforum, you'll notice it's about 20% non-DBD content and 80% "This is about DBD but doesn't fit in any of the other General subforums".
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I made a series of polls on a social platform called Dead By Daylight Amino.
According to those polls, people firmly believe that Michael is in fact the thiccest nibba in all of Dead By Daylight—yes, even thiccer than the Huntress.
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And succeeds, causing Dwight to turn into a physical salt shaker and scream "Totem camper!" as he runs away.
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I know a good tip for running Myers at upper ranks:
Play Nurse lol
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@MineAntoiya said:
...Jake detects a bear trap with his small game...And disarms it, which alerts the Trapper.
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@abawgus2 said:
the only "originals" are Dwight Meg Claudette and JakeI think by "orignal" they mean in terms of creativity, i.e. non-licensed characters that they made themselves.
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@MineAntoiya said:
I mean, it technically is the newest Dead By Daylight, being almost a carbon copy with small differences, therefore new version
You may rip into me now
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@TydeTyme said:
@Orion said:
@MineAntoiya said:
Tyde didn't say [BAD WORD] ALL ABOUT IT BEING BETTER THAN DBD. We were talking in Discord and he said how [BAD WORD] hilariously stupid that people assumed he was saying "Come play this game it's better!". He's said many times on stream while playing the game that it wasn't as good as DBD and it had even more problems. Straw-manning is the stupidest thing ever.Now that that is out of the way, yes, it is a bad game. Probably another example of an Eastern dev team just trying to get in on the success of a previous game.
Such is the problem with clickbait titles.
The title isn't really a clickbait. It shows you a game that could potentially replace DBD. The problem is it sucks and the title actually asks you since you know... its a ? at the the end. So since you can answer the question yourself the title fits perfectly.
I ######### hate that logic. "Oh, I put a question mark in the title, so that removes ANY and ALL traces of clickbait!" Like, no the hell it does not. If anything, it makes it more clickbait because it's screaming at you to click on a video with ninety-nine percent of the time no payoff or anything that actually provides an answer or even harbors discussion to the "question" in title.
FACE REVEAL?
I SLEPT WITH MY MOM?
1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS HUMAN SKIN?
NEW DEAD BY DAYLIGHT? -
Are you the Wraith? Because it looks like you eat wood regularly.
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@Global said:
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@Jack11803 said:
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@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
Plot twist; he’s a part time gynecologist
Plot twist, the spikes on his sticc are actually a bunch of birth control pills.
But what’s the stick?
A mere conduit for the pills. Think of it as a syringe of sorts.
So like a pez dispenser but for birth control, I see.
I like to think of it like the seed pod of a poppy plant. Shake it good and strong to get some seeds out and pop those bad boys like bubblegum.
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@Jack11803 said:
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_ProblemTHICC STICC
THICC STICC that looks like a DICC. Sounds like something out of a comedy FLICC that the Hillbilly's HICC ass would watch. At least the soundtrack has a good guitar LICC or two in it.Although the fact it's so successful does TICC me off a bit. Makes me want to KICC a garbage can, feel me? If I were you I'd PICC a better film. My buddy RICC and his girl VICC saw the new John WICC movie and I heard it was FANTASTICC.
Imma send Baba Yaga after you
Hey, my lonely ass yearns for anything even resembling a CHICC to stumble into my life.
John WICC ain’t a CHICC
But Baba Yaga is. And if you send her after me, I hear she's QUICC. I better watch out. Though I probably won't; I've a reputation for being dumber than a BRICC.
D A R N
Anyway, back to Addons. No need to get so Off-TOPICC.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
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@No_Mither_No_ProblemTHICC STICC
THICC STICC that looks like a DICC. Sounds like something out of a comedy FLICC that the Hillbilly's HICC ass would watch. At least the soundtrack has a good guitar LICC or two in it.Although the fact it's so successful does TICC me off a bit. Makes me want to KICC a garbage can, feel me? If I were you I'd PICC a better film. My buddy RICC and his girl VICC saw the new John WICC movie and I heard it was FANTASTICC.
Imma send Baba Yaga after you
Hey, my lonely ass yearns for anything even resembling a CHICC to stumble into my life.
John WICC ain’t a CHICC
But Baba Yaga is. And if you send her after me, I hear she's QUICC. I better watch out. Though I probably won't; I've a reputation for being dumber than a BRICC.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_ProblemTHICC STICC
THICC STICC that looks like a DICC. Sounds like something out of a comedy FLICC that the Hillbilly's HICC ass would watch. At least the soundtrack has a good guitar LICC or two in it.Although the fact it's so successful does TICC me off a bit. Makes me want to KICC a garbage can, feel me? If I were you I'd PICC a better film. My buddy RICC and his girl VICC saw the new John WICC movie and I heard it was FANTASTICC.
Imma send Baba Yaga after you
Hey, my lonely ass yearns for anything even resembling a CHICC to stumble into my life.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_ProblemTHICC STICC
THICC STICC that looks like a DICC. Sounds like something out of a comedy FLICC that the Hillbilly's HICC ass would watch. At least the soundtrack has a good guitar LICC or two in it.Although the fact it's so successful does TICC me off a bit. Makes me want to KICC a garbage can, feel me? If I were you I'd PICC a better film. My buddy RICC and his girl VICC saw the new John WICC movie and I heard it was FANTASTICC.
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@Jack11803 said:
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@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
Plot twist; he’s a part time gynecologist
Plot twist, the spikes on his sticc are actually a bunch of birth control pills.
But what’s the stick?
A mere conduit for the pills. Think of it as a syringe of sorts.
Odd, given the prestige stick looks like it has a skewered anal column on it.
Interesting ANALysis, Jack!
HeheheHEhEhehe, thank you!
No, thank you for such an insightful ANALogy between the sticc and booty anatomy.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
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@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
Plot twist; he’s a part time gynecologist
Plot twist, the spikes on his sticc are actually a bunch of birth control pills.
But what’s the stick?
A mere conduit for the pills. Think of it as a syringe of sorts.
Odd, given the prestige stick looks like it has a skewered anal column on it.
Interesting ANALysis, Jack!
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
Plot twist; he’s a part time gynecologist
Plot twist, the spikes on his sticc are actually a bunch of birth control pills.
But what’s the stick?
A mere conduit for the pills. Think of it as a syringe of sorts.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
Plot twist; he’s a part time gynecologist
Plot twist, the spikes on his sticc are actually a bunch of birth control pills.
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@Jack11803 said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
A sonogram
I mean, if he nutted in Feng, they're gonna need one. Strategic thinking, Doc.
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Are you Michael Myers? Because you have a Shape-ly booty.
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@Global said:
trapper - the ability to throw a trap at someone and depending were on the body it hits determins if they die i.e Headshot = death anywere else = trapped and damaged.Doctor - the more shockingyou do the more you fill his arousal meter once filled he goes into a sex fueled rampage nocking over pallets and nutting on survivors which will kill them instantly.
Do you think he nuts lightning or ECT wiring?
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New Killer: Li Sheng
Power: Let's Get Down to Business—Makes a man out of any Survivor in the trial. All male Survivors become Injured and suffer from Exhaustion. All female Survivors are given madness III.
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@JusticeZERO said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
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@JusticeZERO said:
Alright its a store, he's a shopkeeper.Yes. And by the way, you don't need to stand by and run your shop to be a shopkeeper. the shops in SAS aren't run by anybody. If you own the shop and you have a method of making customers pay for what they want rather than just taking it, you're all good.
Survivors are just going to pay in teabags and run out. Isnt Nea a criminal with her urban evasion? :chuffed:
The Entity doesn't consider teabagging a method of currency. No part points, no Auric Cells, no Bloodpoints, no service.
He's gonna need security
I mean, he does have you're-inside-a-reality-that-I-fabricated insurance. Cheap AND effective.
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@JusticeZERO said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@JusticeZERO said:
Alright its a store, he's a shopkeeper.Yes. And by the way, you don't need to stand by and run your shop to be a shopkeeper. the shops in SAS aren't run by anybody. If you own the shop and you have a method of making customers pay for what they want rather than just taking it, you're all good.
Survivors are just going to pay in teabags and run out. Isnt Nea a criminal with her urban evasion? :chuffed:
The Entity doesn't consider teabagging a method of currency. No part points, no Auric Cells, no Bloodpoints, no service.
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@JusticeZERO said:
Alright its a store, he's a shopkeeper.Yes. And by the way, you don't need to stand by and run your shop to be a shopkeeper. the shops in SAS aren't run by anybody. If you own the shop and you have a method of making customers pay for what they want rather than just taking it, you're all good.
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A Dwight with literally any semblance of bright red on is a complete and utter trash noob, unless he's surrounded by other bright red Dwights, in which case they're ALL going out of their way to ruin the Killer's time.
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@JusticeZERO said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@JusticeZERO said:
If you wanted to do something similar to the "get these cards thing" then you'd be in the Friday the 13th "camp" where they are finding supplies to repair things vs going to an objective and only doing skill checks.Because i don't see the entity running a shop lol
It already does, actually.
It's called the Bloodweb.
So you would need to buy the generator parts prior in the bloodweb? You werent talking about "Soul at Stake" where they have a shop on map?
@JusticeZERO said:
I wouldnt call the Bloodweb a shop ran by the entity like its standing there like the RE4 merchant "Whattaya buying?"Your original argument was that the Entity doesn't seem like the kind of guy to run a shop. I'm simply saying he already does in the form of the Bloodweb. So yes, he'd totally have a shop out.
And if you're gonna make the argument that the Bloodweb isn't a shop, the devs are actually trying to incorporate the existence of the store currency, Auric Cells, into the lore.
Quote from Vigo's notebook:
"Very little is known of The Entity's biological workings and the exact purpose of the Auric Cell still eludes me. There are nevertheless strong correlations to be made between the Cell and The Entity's faculty to shape the world that imprisons us. Are they the primordial building blocks to everything we see within The Fog? Can we harness their power?"In our eyes, the Auric Cells are run by the devs. In the eyes of the Survs/Killers, they're run by the Entity.
If the thing literally titled "store" isn't some kind of shop, I don't know what is.
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@JusticeZERO said:
If you wanted to do something similar to the "get these cards thing" then you'd be in the Friday the 13th "camp" where they are finding supplies to repair things vs going to an objective and only doing skill checks.Because i don't see the entity running a shop lol
It already does, actually.
It's called the Bloodweb.
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@Runiver said:
You need to escape the killer to get full points for this emblem.
If you get downed, you don't get anything. That's why you should work on losing the killer in some ways, instead of looping, at least if you want that emblem.According to the wiki, here's the point values for being chased.
Points received for being chased by the Killer: 1 Point per second
Points lost for being hit: -10 Points
Points banked interval: 15 seconds
This value is affected by a distance multiplier:
within 5 metres: x1.2
within 20 metres: x0.6
within 45 metres: x0.3
within 60 metres: x0.1
Additional points are gained at certain time intervals in a continuous chase:
at 0 seconds: 1 Points
at 15 seconds: 50 Points
at 30 seconds: 60 Points
at 45 seconds: 125 Points
at 60 seconds: 250 Points
Successful chase escape multiplier: x2
Chase End timer duration: 5 secondsIt says nothing about not gaining your points if the chase is lost—in fact,t he opposite. You don't get rewarded by keeping your points for escaping; you get rewarded by having the points you earned doubled. So if the OP actually kept the Killer going all game, then yes, they should have absolutely earned Iridescent Evader.
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This is why romanization is unreliable at best.
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@MineAntoiya said:
Ahh, I missed that. But what is the chance that they aren't running SB already? It's quite a meta perk that better ranked survivors run.
It’s like SB but it won’t be automatically wasted the second you get off the hook unless the Killer’s near, in which case you need it anyway.
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@MineAntoiya said:
It's quite a niche idea, but an interesting one. Might need another trigger point alongside bear traps and hooks, as one is very situational, and one is literally down to 4%.I see what you mean, but keep in mind it also triggers in the event another Survivor rescues you.
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This sounds very interesting, but I get a strange feeling this is more coincidence than anything else. The Entity is described as not only being otherwordly, but so unfamiliar with our dimension that in its realms it fabricates many aspects of trials and landscapes to compensate for that which it does not comprehend about our reality. I think this is evidence to show the Entity speaks a language that doesn't exist among us humans.
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@StalwartXX said:
As a killer main I whole heartedly encourage the use of No Mither :chuffed:Through my time on the forum, I've come to notice that many people propagate the primary difference between a Killer and a Survivor main as Surv mains being salty and Killers aren't.
After sufficient research, both anecdotal and statistical, I'd like to propose a counter-theory:
The primary difference between Surv mains and Killer mains is that Surv mains have the potential to be funny.
(Yes, I made an entire analysis for a ######### roast. I play Dead By Daylight; you think I have a life?)
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Trapper: Jason Vore-hees
Wraith: 75% leg
Hillbilly: Not Bubba
Nurse: Silent Hill 2 enemy
Shape: Shape-ly booty
Hag: Cannibal before Bubba was cool
Doctor: Black science man
Leatherface: Bubba-Butt
Huntress: A literal furry
Nightmare: Unironically wears a fedora
Pig: Shorter than the Survivors #########
Clown: Fat Clown -
She would rush B.
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Cats because most dog people I’ve seen aren’t NEARLY as polite about their preference as the ones in this thread so ######### those people in particular.
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@NotBiasedAtAll said:
You can do well (meaning 2+ kills) against good survivors with Myers, and to some extent other low mobility killers, if you get good at the game.
And you of course have Ruin III aswell.
And it doesn't spawn in a garbage spot.But if the survivors are good, know what they're doing, and actively trying to escape as soon as possible, Ruin is really an annoyance at best.
Which is also true of the killer in this scenario. Unless that killer is the Nurse.In short:
You're gonna be able to do well most of the time with The Shape and just as well, if not a little bit worse, with The Doctor; you should run Hex: Ruin to increase your effectiveness. If you don't play as The Nurse, your butt is inevitably going to be touched aggressively every so often.That’s fine as long as thicc daddy Jake is the one to touch it.