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A Dwight, Meg, Jake and Claudette enter the fog....
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A Dwight, Meg, Jake and Claudette enter the fog....
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...Jake detects a bear trap with his small game...
And disarms it, which alerts the Trapper.
The Trapper hears the sound alert and rushes towards it
But shits his overalls in excitement, and returns to the shack.
He tries to chase Meg but finds out he has no chance until she drops the god pallet
So she looped him for good 5 minutes...
... He eventually gets her to drop the shack pallet to only find he gets blinded as he breaks it...
Then takes a random swing while blinded, hoping he will..
Get one measly hit. Unfortunately, Meg was too fast for him, so he sat in his shack and...
ate noodles, then something something caught his attention..
he found his totem for Hex: Devour Hope and running to it was Dwight ready to break it...
He swings at the Dwight, hoping to keep his precious totem baby safe...
And succeeds, causing Dwight to turn into a physical salt shaker and scream "Totem camper!" as he runs away.
The Trapper starts to follow the blood trail of Dwight and see's the Claudette tea bagging on the hill..
He ponders chasing Claudette instead of Dwight but soon notices her full prestige 3 outfit...
but hits Jake, who just sabo’d his trap in front of him...
Before escaping, Jake trips over the remains of the hook as it fell apart...
AND SWEET SWEET MORI TIME WITH CLAUDETTE T-BAGGING until....
Meg came in with a flashlight and body blocked him, allowing the Jake to use unbreakable to escape...
Little did Claudette know, but the Trapper had swapped his Brutal Strength with Blood Warden when no one was looking...
As soon as Claudette was hit and realized she couldn't escape, she disconnected. From a locker right in front of the exit, Dwight watched the scene.
...and screamed: "F-fu-######### facecamper! Tunneller! #########! #########! #########!11! I COUPLATED WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
then spammed his profile with -rep