Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines
-Are you a pallet? Because you are stunning
-You must be a nurse main, cuz you take my breath away
-Are you a closet? Cuz I want to be in you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hit me with what you got, the cheesier the better imo.
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Do you main Freddy? Because I’ve been dreaming of you.
You must be the killer, because I want to throw some wood in your face.
Is this a bait thread? Because you've got me hooked.
Are you all Dwight (right)? Because I wouldn’t mind bonding.
Are you a detective? Because I want to Tapp that.
Are you a generator? Because I can't stand when over people touches you
Are you a brand new part? Because you turn me on... GEEZ that is bad.
Are you sabotaging my hook... because I’m FALLING for you.
Are you a BNP? because you made me pop way too fast...
Do you main Trapper? cause your smile has me trapped.
Are you called Meg ? Because you look #########.
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Sorry, I did the best I can, I'm not the romantic or cheesy kind.
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Are you a basement? Cause you make me wanna HOOK up, bae
Are you an hatchet, cause I wanna throw with you!
Oh gosh thats so bad, please nobody reply im gonna go into my corner of shame.
I want to body block you all the time
Are you a chainsaw? 'Cause i wanna swing you all around
You running blood warden? Because I'm not leaving you anytime soon!
Are you a Nea main? Because I’m evading you. Seriously get away, you hit too many ugly tree branches.
Okay for real this time. Are you a Nea main? Because I wanna have a LANDING on that!
You're looking mighty fine there Kate, might there be a Window of Opportunity for me to put an Ace in that Hole?
Y'all r on drugs.
You are my obssesion because you landed a decisive strike on my heart.
I'll never be a Sole Survivor with you by my side
let me show you where i wanna place my hex totem....
awwww!! I want you to hold me with Iron Grasp and make the world be Left Behind...
Baby, wanna try Enduring my Slippery Meat?
slippery meat? sounds like you need to 'cleanse that totem' more often.... apparently someone doesn't run 'self care'....
Are you a generator? cuz I wanna work on you all night
Can you come help me take care of my Slippery Meat? I'm too Open Handed.
Can I be your leader? I wanna prove thyself while we bond tonight.
are you sprint burst? cause i want you
These are not my own but was sent to me in Xbox messaging ;
Girl are you a Leatherface main, cause i'm hooked and can't stop staring at you!
Call me a camper cause ive got my eyes on you
Wanna BBQ And chill?
"Girl are you Freddy Kreuger? Because you look like you got rammed quite a few times."
Are you The Doctor? Because you make me scream~ (yes I know it's bordering on killer but like, that's literally the game, okay?)
Cause I really enjoy the Thrill of the Hunt.
Is this a dream? Cause baby, you're my Nightmare.
... wait...
I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3
Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.
I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD
If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.
Good thing I have balanced landing... 'cause I'm falling for you.
You can hit on me all you want, I'm dead hard.
Would you like to see my fresh sweet willie? 'Cause baby, I'm offering.
Are you the basement girl? Because once I go in, there's only one way out.
Are you the Obsession? Because I like to Play With My Food.
Hmm, I see you're down, survivor. Down to [censored].
TMW you down a survivor and secretly say to yourself:
If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? -insert doctor laugh here-
Your liver isn't the only thing I'll eat bby.
-Hag
It's always good to stumble across a thread like this XD Thanks for the laughs, guys!
Come with me. I know a place we can be Quick and Quiet.