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Nice username. What are you gonna do when we get the update? 🤔annoyed_no_update said:no update so bhvr can suck my left nut -
🙈 they really don’t have a clue do they. They try and avoid past mistakes and end up falling on their face. Nice idea but making this drag out longer is sad. Just give us something 🤣Jack11803 said:@JP_Cloud said:
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bortami said:
It's 10gigs
Quit it. We all know it’s 4GB (i think) No one is falling for it.
Actually, it’s 10 terrabites!
You’d think it was with how long it’s took. Sony are treating it like a bad smell and taking as long as they possibly can. Do you think DBD have upset Sony somehow.
Sony already certified the patch. IT WAS READY! But BHVR held it back so it’d come with clown. They didn’t do that for Xbox!
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You’d think it was with how long it’s took. Sony are treating it like a bad smell and taking as long as they possibly can. Do you think DBD have upset Sony somehow.Jack11803 said:@JP_Cloud said:
bortami said:It's 10gigs
Quit it. We all know it’s 4GB (i think) No one is falling for it.
Actually, it’s 10 terrabites!
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Quit it. We all know it’s 4GB (i think) No one is falling for it.bortami said:It's 10gigs -
A living breathing advertisement 😏SenzuDuck said:@JP_Cloud said:
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bortami said:
It's up
Get this guy out of here lol
I love how the trick didn’t work, no one turned on the PS4 to check, and dismissed it, because we are all just THAT pessimistic
100% you checked it.
Inpossible. I replied to fast to have turned on my PlayStation,. Signed in, then did the search for update.
But you wouldn’t understand, you’re busy trying to undermine console users.
You're probably sat there with your console on constantly checking. I'm just on the hook in my new outfit.
You really need a hobby or a partner! You aren’t nearly as funny as you think you are 😂 - your sarcasm sucks.
It's not sarcasm, I was literally on the hook. I do have a hobbie, it's called streaming man, ez pz.
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You really need a hobby or a partner! You aren’t nearly as funny as you think you are 😂 - your sarcasm sucks.SenzuDuck said:@Jack11803 said:
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I love how the trick didn’t work, no one turned on the PS4 to check, and dismissed it, because we are all just THAT pessimistic
100% you checked it.
Inpossible. I replied to fast to have turned on my PlayStation,. Signed in, then did the search for update.
But you wouldn’t understand, you’re busy trying to undermine console users.
You're probably sat there with your console on constantly checking. I'm just on the hook in my new outfit.
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If they are anything like these ‘customer service’ convos then the entire company are ran by aliens.deadwolfwalking said:devs - can you add this?
sony - yeah. we can add it.
devs - ok.
sony - did you want us to do it?
devs - um.... yeah.
sony - ok. cool.
devs - thanks.
sony - no problem.
devs - is it in?
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I don’t know why it takes them so god damn long to do anything at Sony. It’s all ready to go why do they add even more time to it 😑 They should put the DLC on the store THEN contact BeH. Not tell them ‘it’s passed, now wait some more time while we take our sweet time to put it up’Jack11803 said:@Dwight_Confusion said:
@Jack11803Seems like it isn't coming today. With it being the 4th... tomorrow... could we still get it? I seriously hope so.
I'd like it tomorrow or NOW.
I don't want to get it all in the same day as the event... yikes.
Its gonna get pretty funky with most the US workers gone. Sony’s gonna take a while to update it.
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When you get blow after blow that happens 🙃Jack11803 said:I love how the trick didn’t work, no one turned on the PS4 to check, and dismissed it, because we are all just THAT pessimistic
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Don’t worry. It says right there ‘they are uploading the data as we speak and will be ready in a few hours’ that to me means today (this is Sony tho) - few hours could be days for them.GC_SirenHQ said:
Just have to keep hope up! I'd be happy with just the 2.0.0 update and wait alil longer for DLC, either way I just want to be able to play more games at night with my group instead of waiting 10mins for a match.bobbi55566 said:GC_SirenHQ said:
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Don’t feed the troll 😉 He obv has some kind of emotional struggle going on.brokedownpalace said:@SenzuDuck you're such a miserable human being. -
The DICs should be available in a few hours guys.... 😏 dunno if i like the sound of that. Or maybe 😏Why do Sony support all seem to type like they have mental issues.
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You go that far back too! What was your first PS1 game? FF7 for me and MGSTsulan said:@JP_Cloud said:
Nah. I can’t understand playing with a keyboard and mouse when i can do everything with a controller plus i can’t relax on my couch with a drink playing a PCI don´t want to troll, but everything you mentioned, can be done on the pc awell.
But i can understand that it´s easier to plug and play.I still have my PS1, 2 and 3
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Deathgarden doesn’t interest me in the slightest. There’s just something about it that bugs me. I watched a few vids and it’s just 5 people shooting at the killer at high speeds. Everything goes too fast. I don’t think the plan to capatalise on the popularity of DBD and its players is gonna work out for them.
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Wipe the fog outta your eyes mate 🙃YamiTheFurry said:So...incase any didn't check Sony's list for upcoming DLC this week didn't mention anything with DbD. Im not entirely sure what to expect anymore they said 2 to 3 weeks at max...well tomorrow will mark 3 weeks and I feel if they don't say something about no PS4 update tomorrow than their already upset fans will get even more so and that won't be good I feel. Personally I don't care much because all of my hype for this DLC has been killed but it would still be nice to have some refreshing content but it looks to be not coming this week -
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/7015/ps4-just-got-confirmed#latestSkrzydlata said:I'm very happy about this information. I do not want to be a bad prophet but how much is waiting for confirmation for the release of the DLC? After such a time I am skeptical even for such good information.
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Is F13 still going? I thought it was finishing?det0xxp said:I just got a Friday the 13th patch... maybe the DbD patch isnt far behind?

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I never doubted you for a second.., well maybe 😉 well this is positive.Leroy said:no

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Rain it in mate. You ain’t as good at sarcasm and passive aggression as you think you are.Lowbei said:
lol hes so madJammyJewels said:
Please don't cry. Oh, also, WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU STOP CRYING.Lowbei said:
lol im at work right now and passing the time.C4Garuda said:
Get the entities claws out your axx. Jumping in every thread acting more butthurt than anyone. Whats wrong ?Mom hasnt heated up your pizza bagels yet while you finger [BAD WORD] your mouse?Lowbei said:you will be ok
please dont cry. its just a game.
You're telling us to stop crying about a game. You're at [BAD WORD] work. You obviously don't have your priorities straight, child.
you will be ok
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Did you just make that up 🤔Leroy said:I asked the chat myself, and the guy wrote "Let me tell you that at this moment we have the information the data is being download from the server game, we suggest you try to find this content in a couple of hours, we are getting the data for these DLC in the PSN store at this moment"
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I’ll add you. Mine’s JP_PyroKING_DEDE said: -
I don’t wanna face you 😋KING_DEDE said:I can finally have my doctor in a suit and electric baseball bat -
Hush! You’re like a party crasher. Be gone. Go bore another post.SenzuDuck said:@JP_Cloud said:
SenzuDuck said:@JP_Cloud said:
Nah if it’s approved it’s ready to go. They don’t drag their feet once it’s been accepted. BeH must have failed cert at least a couple of times.
Oh look! Someone making assumptions. The update added microtransactions, as well as a DLC, which both need to be certified. It's completely plausible it just took this long.
Negative Nancy you aren’t you. Consoles don’t have strict days to release approved DLC anymore. It can be any day but theres no issues like XBOX had so if its not today it’ll be tomorrow. They don’t just hold it in a box after cert pass.
- Please point at which part of my comment is negative.
- They literally state "We are waiting on confirmation for the DLCs." Which could mean anything, doesn't matter about release day if it isn't passed cert.
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Nah. I can’t understand playing with a keyboard and mouse when i can do everything with a controller plus i can’t relax on my couch with a drink playing a PC
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You avoided the poison darts! Thanks for the info! I hope the DLC is approved soon too.not_Queen said:We promised to give information as quickly as we could when we got it. We still need the approval for the DLC but we are happy to share the news!
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Negative Nancy you aren’t you. Consoles don’t have strict days to release approved DLC anymore. It can be any day but theres no issues like XBOX had so if its not today it’ll be tomorrow. They don’t just hold it in a box after cert pass.SenzuDuck said:@JP_Cloud said:
Nah if it’s approved it’s ready to go. They don’t drag their feet once it’s been accepted. BeH must have failed cert at least a couple of times.Oh look! Someone making assumptions. The update added microtransactions, as well as a DLC, which both need to be certified. It's completely plausible it just took this long.
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We all need halos after this or a swift drink 😂 or maybe devil horns cause we haven’t exactly been quiet about this.
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Nah if it’s approved it’s ready to go. They don’t drag their feet once it’s been accepted. BeH must have failed cert at least a couple of times.
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OMG! Now my blood pressure can return to normal! Finally we can join our XBOX and PC frenemies! And yeah.. xbox got it the next day but it wasnt active till midnight. Might be today tho cause they haven’t said theres any issues like they did with XBOX just final approval.
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I am a tiny bit positive about this but i also have that negative part that says they changed the PS4 shrine so we have at least something that’s different while we wait. 70/30 atm.
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Nice choice 😁MrsMaliciousX said:Play fall out 4 lol -
I see what you did there 😉 I hope it doesnt give a speech tho.JammyJewels said:
Yeah. But I hope that, whenever the update comes out of the closet that we can all be here to accept it for who it is, bugs and all.JP_Cloud said:
Hey! I agree about some of it. Sex and Stuff are the top subject of convo for most, but the other points are very debatable but here is not the place 😆JammyJewels said:
Isn't that wonderful though? Lowbei would appreciate it, saying something along the lines of "At least it keeps you subpar shitbox Randos happy."Victor_hensley said:Half of these comments are not about the question...
Can you not be so gay? I'm trying to prove a point. Thank you.JP_Cloud said:
Nahhh! Not all gay guys are the same. Sexuality does not make you flamboyant (cause i’m not) sure some are (not my taste but each to their own) but stereotypes are bullshit. So no, sexuality does not influence personality 😏JammyJewels said:TeambossFloze said:@JammyJewels said:
TeambossFloze said:I've never watched football in my life. I'm queer, I hate sports! Besides. Whenever I step into a football field I always get balls thrown in my face.
One time I accidentally scored a goal when a ball kicked at my face bounced off, shattering my glasses but going into the goal. Good times.
Firstly, your sexuality does not define your interests, secondly that last sentence nearly made me piss my pants

Your pants are wet?
Take 'em off you sexy beast.
I'm kidding. Mostly. Though interestingly I think homosexuality does actually influence personality. Stereotypes exist for reasons... I would need more hands than there are P3 Claudettes to count the amount of gay men who talk constantly about sex and dicks and act really overly flamboyant. Just go to a Pride parade. You'll probably become homophobic, like me.
@Jacksomenumbersomenumber
What is a gay flame? Flames are always not-straight. -
I can’t camp! I’m a Freddy main 😂 Yes I did just say that. So I can’t camp to save my life.
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Hey! I agree about some of it. Sex and Stuff are the top subject of convo for most, but the other points are very debatable but here is not the place 😆JammyJewels said:
Isn't that wonderful though? Lowbei would appreciate it, saying something along the lines of "At least it keeps you subpar shitbox Randos happy."Victor_hensley said:Half of these comments are not about the question...
Can you not be so gay? I'm trying to prove a point. Thank you.JP_Cloud said:
Nahhh! Not all gay guys are the same. Sexuality does not make you flamboyant (cause i’m not) sure some are (not my taste but each to their own) but stereotypes are bullshit. So no, sexuality does not influence personality 😏JammyJewels said:TeambossFloze said:@JammyJewels said:
TeambossFloze said:I've never watched football in my life. I'm queer, I hate sports! Besides. Whenever I step into a football field I always get balls thrown in my face.
One time I accidentally scored a goal when a ball kicked at my face bounced off, shattering my glasses but going into the goal. Good times.
Firstly, your sexuality does not define your interests, secondly that last sentence nearly made me piss my pants

Your pants are wet?
Take 'em off you sexy beast.
I'm kidding. Mostly. Though interestingly I think homosexuality does actually influence personality. Stereotypes exist for reasons... I would need more hands than there are P3 Claudettes to count the amount of gay men who talk constantly about sex and dicks and act really overly flamboyant. Just go to a Pride parade. You'll probably become homophobic, like me.
@Jacksomenumbersomenumber
What is a gay flame? Flames are always not-straight. -
There’s different types just like different types of str8 people. Not all of us are flamboyant or strut their stuff. But yeah I agree the homophobic peeps are mostly guys who have something they are hiding.Jack11803 said:@JP_Cloud said:
JammyJewels said:
TeambossFloze said:@JammyJewels said:
TeambossFloze said:
I've never watched football in my life. I'm queer, I hate sports! Besides. Whenever I step into a football field I always get balls thrown in my face.
One time I accidentally scored a goal when a ball kicked at my face bounced off, shattering my glasses but going into the goal. Good times.
Firstly, your sexuality does not define your interests, secondly that last sentence nearly made me piss my pants
Your pants are wet?
Take 'em off you sexy beast.I'm kidding. Mostly. Though interestingly I think homosexuality does actually influence personality. Stereotypes exist for reasons... I would need more hands than there are P3 Claudettes to count the amount of gay men who talk constantly about sex and dicks and act really overly flamboyant. Just go to a Pride parade. You'll probably become homophobic, like me.
Nahhh! Not all gay guys are the same. Sexuality does not make you flamboyant (cause i’m not) sure some are (not my taste but each to their own) but stereotypes are bullshit. So no, sexuality does not influence personality 😏
Flamboyant people give no shits and strut their stuff. Some people are homophobic, or afraid to come out. That’s why there seems to be more gay flamers
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Nahhh! Not all gay guys are the same. Sexuality does not make you flamboyant (cause i’m not) sure some are (not my taste but each to their own) but stereotypes are bullshit. So no, sexuality does not influence personality 😏JammyJewels said:TeambossFloze said:@JammyJewels said:
TeambossFloze said:I've never watched football in my life. I'm queer, I hate sports! Besides. Whenever I step into a football field I always get balls thrown in my face.
One time I accidentally scored a goal when a ball kicked at my face bounced off, shattering my glasses but going into the goal. Good times.
Firstly, your sexuality does not define your interests, secondly that last sentence nearly made me piss my pants

Your pants are wet?
Take 'em off you sexy beast.
I'm kidding. Mostly. Though interestingly I think homosexuality does actually influence personality. Stereotypes exist for reasons... I would need more hands than there are P3 Claudettes to count the amount of gay men who talk constantly about sex and dicks and act really overly flamboyant. Just go to a Pride parade. You'll probably become homophobic, like me. -
Should i do what you are doing? I could have all my stuff maxed by now. I’ve just lost the buzz and haven’t touched DBD for days.Kevvie said:@TeambossFloze said:
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I'll keep waiting, building up BP and spending it on characters I usually wouldn't and build up BP again in and endless cycle until I get a screen that doesn't say "This application is already updated to its latest version".Been having some great games on PS4 last few days though jumped up like 5 ranks
It's been hit or miss for me, on the weekend the lobby times took a some time but today things were going quick, there is some excitement and hope it seems at least.
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I think you mean Tinder 😆 Your sis prob aint on Grindr 🙃JammyJewels said:
I'm pretty sure Grindr messages only lead to nuts being busted.Jack11803 said:@JP_Cloud said:
JammyJewels said:Play Dead By Daylight. Get more abuse thrown at me from Lowbei, maybe. Might even respond to some Grindr messages. Who knows?
I’ve sent you one 👍🏻
Nuh uh! You ain’t diddling them today. That’s right! You just got busted!
As in the type that I'm allergic to. My sister eats them all of the time and she uses my phone. Pretty sure she checks the Grindr messages too. -
😂 There was no pics involved! Just a nice ‘Hello’Jack11803 said:@JP_Cloud said:
JammyJewels said:Play Dead By Daylight. Get more abuse thrown at me from Lowbei, maybe. Might even respond to some Grindr messages. Who knows?
I’ve sent you one 👍🏻
Nuh uh! You ain’t diddling them today. That’s right! You just got busted!
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I’ve sent you one 👍🏻JammyJewels said:Play Dead By Daylight. Get more abuse thrown at me from Lowbei, maybe. Might even respond to some Grindr messages. Who knows? -
I’ve already prepared myself mentally. There isn’t anything we can do. It seems we are doomed to be disapointed. I’m just not looking forward to the BP event with vacuum pallets. But yeah, it would be nice to know why, but that’s like P’in in the wind expecting that.
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Got added after a 4K on PSN just to get a message asking ‘did i feel good’ I said ‘yeah, was a good game’ he said ‘i hope you enjoyed the feeling of dominance over people because karma is a #########’ 😂
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Teabagging doesnt even bother me anymore and it used to trigger the F outta me. I just see it as part of the round now. It makes me laugh because it looks so stupid. Can humans even do that?
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Damn, mate. Why are you in every thread with people wishing death on you 😂Lowbei said:
lol i usually make 40-50k per match, which im sure you noticed.MrsMaliciousX said:@Lowbei and FYI the games I watched you play...LOL you werent THAT good so no you smoke it because then you have an excuse on why you die so quickly :')
in a 9hr stream, obviously im not gonna make that much every game
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Course they do. No matter their very questionable decisions. DBD, their creation, is why we are here in the first place. What is a Canadian Holiday tho 🤔 is it like a Bank Holiday here in the UK?
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I know, mate. I just want this game to do well cause it’s seriously fun sometimes. It’s why we get so annoyed like this. It’s more passion than anger really by most people. They really wanna play it and see others playing it makes it worse. I’m starting to feel that the relationship is one sided and they are extremely unreliable as you say.Runiver said:@JP_Cloud said:
Seems like everytime TBH. But hey ho. Not a thing we can do about it.We all got screwed at some point. It's not like they're known to be a reliable (or even a great ?) company tbh.
The main thing I can say is this thing, as a longtime dbd player :
Play the game casually, and don't expect things. If you do start the game with expectations, you're playing the wrong game, because it's never ever gonna meet decent standarts and you'd better consider actual polished game, such as :
Cuphead
Darkest Dungeon
Monster Hunter WorldTo name a few.
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Then the Claudette starts running! Here’s hoping it’s soonJammyJewels said:
Oh. Sorry to hear it. Don't worry. I'm sure that when you come back to Dead By Daylight you'll be hearing that lovely Obsession sound start playing away every match. And actually it feels weird playing games, even as Survivor, without hearing it.JP_Cloud said:
Sad to say but I kinda miss getting DSed. I haven’t touched DBD since the 12thJammyJewels said:
Which one? I wanna stick my Decisive Strike in it.Jack11803 said:@JammyJewels said:
Master said:@Jack11803 said:
@ThePloopz said:
Master said:
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@Master I’ve seen xbox players complaining about multiple things this patch brought so what do you mean it’s fine on xbox?
I am playing on PC, but one of my friends is on XBOX and he has not reported any gamebreaking stuff and on PC I havent experienced any either
So your sample size is 2 people and that’s enough?
My sample size is the countless people showing videos of horrid FPS with besides and afters. Not to mention they messed up detection time on pallets, so Killers can hit you through it if they swing within 1 second of the drop. 1 second is pretty big
Well FPS is always horrible on console, thats the price you pay for playing on low-performance equipment

Because games like God of War and Paragon (R.I.P) would work on low performance equipment.
hack cough Shut up, that wound is still fresh on them. Their physical well being could be harmed