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  • P3Myers said:

    @SovererignKing said:
    I can’t wait till JenDenise, OchiDO, or another big time Survivor Main streamer says they will quit. The outcry will be insane. Most of the people bashing this are Survivor only players or have hardly ever touched Killer or are bias as hell, and are happy to see one of the influential Killer Streamers leave. 

    ochido is ba> @Detective_Jonathan said:

    Real shame that a good streamer is leaving the game. But the toxic ones like Angrypug and Jendenise are still here. Surely has nothing to do with them being survivor mains I hope. 

    lol marth whole squad plays toxic flashlight tbag genrush solely to depip killer. [BAD WORD] off.

    Marth and the depip sqaud did that for studies and tests to prove something. Which they did. Angrypug and Jendenise haven't done anything to balance the game both sides. Just suggested things to favor their side only. @P3Myers
  • That is why I am skipping out on this one. The rewards are kind of bland to the point I won't even notice that I got them.
  • jiminie said:
    Oh, what a sad day today is, this no name guy is leaving DBD, i feel so much grief, i don't know how we're goin' to survive

    On a serious note, y'all should chill, it's just a game, and who in their right mind would watch a guy moaning for over an hour? 'u mad?' haha
    Also, this OP guy just said 'We all live for this game' what the hell?That's pretty sad if that's the case, i must say, also, the so called survivor 'buffs' are just speculated, still killer mains already goin' nuts over everything as usual, i've been around for few months, i'll just say this, if the game dies, it's because of the community, they'll never be pleased with anything they get

    One more thing, just chill, it's not like this game is the reason you live...or is it? ;)

    Nah not really currently taking a break from this game myself. The only thing that has me interested in it is the characters and story. Where as DG just seems like another action movie. I am hoping that people don't live and breathe this game. Because at that point that is just disturbing
  • Real shame that a good streamer is leaving the game. But the toxic ones like Angrypug and Jendenise are still here. Surely has nothing to do with them being survivor mains I hope. 
  • Make it a non hex perk. I actually find it to be interesting, I would rather that perk than have ruin tbh.
  • The sad thing is how many people think OP is actually trying to start something
  • Someone getting mad in a video and insulting you should not make you feel bad. It should make you feel good. Mainly because someone is having a bad day and you made it worse for them. As humans, we see the delight in the misery of others. So why would you need to get offended by what some edgy self hater says on the internet? Damn, dad was right. The internet is filled with Bottom Feeders. smh
  • Eh, I kinda like the guy. It has gotten to the point to where he did it in Not_queens stream. Maybe that will show the devs that they need to take care of it.
  • "As the moon rises the wolves howl. Signaling the beginning of the hunt" 
    Let that sink in for a second. 
  • Can already see the survivor mains like jendenise and etc coming in already. 
    "Use bamboozle"
    "Just break the chase 4head"
    "Wahhhh"
    As someone who plays both sides, I really don't want to have to play only survivor because one of the tools that a killer needs to catch a survivor and end a Chase quickly is in talks about being removed. 
  • I lost a little bit of myself when reading this. So due to survivors complaining so much. They need to have i-frames to be able to win along with default kindred? Wonderful.
  • His dad was probably in a drunken stupor and forgot to close it probably. 
  • Is it ok if we can use our own Characters?
  • I would take that over having my throat torn out by a monsterous female cannibal any day. 
  • Killer: Huntress and Wraith.
    Survivor: Meg, Tapp and Ace (Reason being because the man is just way to happy and smiles way to much, Someone like that should not be in here if they have such an optimistic persona)

  • @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @WhateverIGuess said:

    It probably won't. The Entity is eternal and it's goal is to take over the world. It will slowly but surely take more and more survivors while turning the old ones into killers, once all of their hope is lost. That being said, good always wins at some point so, if there ever was a planned ending:

    I think that the survivors first have to find an opening, something to make the Entity vulnerable and safely escape. I think they'd have to start breaking rules of the entity, refuse to play by its rules. Attacking the killer, trying to kill him or something to break the balance. Then, once the Entity is vulnerable and weak, they could escape. 
    

    I like the theme everyone's using for survivors, that they return to their normal lives and wake up in the real world.

    (I will not include licensed survivors)
    
    Dwight: He would suddenly wake up in a forest, near a campfire, not knowing what exactly happened. Every night he would hear the Entity's whispers, making him believe he actually was somewhere.
    
    Jake:  Would wake up in his forest home he lived in before the Entity consumed him. The only thing giving him faint flashbacks would be his trusty toolbox.
    
    Meg: She would wake up mid-sprinting, running out of the woods as fast as she can, looking around and seeing the Entity's spider-like legs all swarming her, then, once she'd run out of the forest, she'd turn around and ask herself: "What am I running from?"
    
    Claudette: Would wake up in front of her computer, seeing all the people on her forum asking where she is, she'd look out the window to see the Entity's spikes slowly disappearing in the forest.
    
    Nea: Would wake up on the rooftop of Crotus Prenn Asylum. Back in the old days, when it was still working, she'd ask a Nurse for directions, only to realise the Nurse she spoke to was the Nurse we all know and love. Running as fast as she could, elegantly and before making her swift exit, she'd look at the Asylum again and see a completely ruined building.
    
    Ace: Would wake up to a bad life, the people who he scammed would find him eventually, and this time, Lady Luck wouldn't save him.
    
    Feng: Would wake up at a bar, drinks and computers on the tables. It was her LAN party she had planned. She'd develop a big phobia of doctors and hospitals, everytime she'd plug her notebook or phone, she could feel a slight zap and see the Doctor's face as a reminder.
    
    David: Would return to his normal life, fighting, drinking, thinking that if he could beat the Entity's killers, he could take on anyone that ever challenged him.
    

    Kate: She would wake up near a campfire, the song of her guitar would wake her up, no one playing on it, it would play by itself. It would play the Survivor theme we all know, reminding her of the awful encounters she experienced.

    Here is what i think would happen to the licensed characters. Since you didn't include. No big deal though.

    1. Laurie: Would probably wake up laying down on the sidewalk in the middle of Halloween. As everyone is passing by her, probably thinking that she is some type of prop.

    2. Detective Tapp: Would wake up as he is getting ready to go after Zep Hindle. Although this time, he knows what will happen and this time. It will be different.

    3. Quentin: Would probably wake up in bed, in a massive pool of sweat. Gasping for air as he realizes that everything that happened was just a dream. But the one question still remains. Is Freddy still out there?

    4. Bill: Since Bill is canonically dead in the L4D universe. He probably at this point would stay dead and probably went to Heaven. That is, if he believes in such a thing.

    @WhateverIGuess

    But Tapp is canonically dead or at least dying when The Entity brought him into the world so like bill wouldn't he just fully die

    I would like to think in Tapps case he would get a second chance. So in a way he traveled a little bit back in time and is aware of the events that happened in the first Saw, Except he is ready this time and knows what to do differently. But with Bill, if what was done with Tapp was done with him. The same events would have taken place therefore leading him to know that he would need to sacrifice himself again.

  • @WhateverIGuess said:
    It probably won't. The Entity is eternal and it's goal is to take over the world. It will slowly but surely take more and more survivors while turning the old ones into killers, once all of their hope is lost. That being said, good always wins at some point so, if there ever was a planned ending:

    I think that the survivors first have to find an opening, something to make the Entity vulnerable and safely escape. I think they'd have to start breaking rules of the entity, refuse to play by its rules. Attacking the killer, trying to kill him or something to break the balance. Then, once the Entity is vulnerable and weak, they could escape.
    I like the theme everyone's using for survivors, that they return to their normal lives and wake up in the real world.

    (I will not include licensed survivors)

    Dwight: He would suddenly wake up in a forest, near a campfire, not knowing what exactly happened. Every night he would hear the Entity's whispers, making him believe he actually was somewhere.

    Jake: Would wake up in his forest home he lived in before the Entity consumed him. The only thing giving him faint flashbacks would be his trusty toolbox.

    Meg: She would wake up mid-sprinting, running out of the woods as fast as she can, looking around and seeing the Entity's spider-like legs all swarming her, then, once she'd run out of the forest, she'd turn around and ask herself: "What am I running from?"

    Claudette: Would wake up in front of her computer, seeing all the people on her forum asking where she is, she'd look out the window to see the Entity's spikes slowly disappearing in the forest.

    Nea: Would wake up on the rooftop of Crotus Prenn Asylum. Back in the old days, when it was still working, she'd ask a Nurse for directions, only to realise the Nurse she spoke to was the Nurse we all know and love. Running as fast as she could, elegantly and before making her swift exit, she'd look at the Asylum again and see a completely ruined building.

    Ace: Would wake up to a bad life, the people who he scammed would find him eventually, and this time, Lady Luck wouldn't save him.

    Feng: Would wake up at a bar, drinks and computers on the tables. It was her LAN party she had planned. She'd develop a big phobia of doctors and hospitals, everytime she'd plug her notebook or phone, she could feel a slight zap and see the Doctor's face as a reminder.

    David: Would return to his normal life, fighting, drinking, thinking that if he could beat the Entity's killers, he could take on anyone that ever challenged him.

    Kate: She would wake up near a campfire, the song of her guitar would wake her up, no one playing on it, it would play by itself. It would play the Survivor theme we all know, reminding her of the awful encounters she experienced.

    Here is what i think would happen to the licensed characters. Since you didn't include. No big deal though.
    1. Laurie: Would probably wake up laying down on the sidewalk in the middle of Halloween. As everyone is passing by her, probably thinking that she is some type of prop.
    2. Detective Tapp: Would wake up as he is getting ready to go after Zep Hindle. Although this time, he knows what will happen and this time. It will be different.
    3. Quentin: Would probably wake up in bed, in a massive pool of sweat. Gasping for air as he realizes that everything that happened was just a dream. But the one question still remains. Is Freddy still out there?
    4. Bill: Since Bill is canonically dead in the L4D universe. He probably at this point would stay dead and probably went to Heaven. That is, if he believes in such a thing.
    @WhateverIGuess

  • @Mc_Harty said:
    @Detective_Jonathan Sprint Burst is the best exhaustion perk in the game, without a doubt. The other exhaustion perks require a condition to be activated (Dead Hard needs a injury, Lithe only works in a chase, etc.) and might not even get a chance to activate depending on the killer you play against.

    Sprint Burst is the only perk that can be activated whenever you want.

    I stopped taking you seriously when you said that Sb is the best perk in the game.

  • I don't even see what is so special about SB, it's literally a perk that grants you a couple of distances from the killer. And then minutes later the killer is still right there on your tail. People seem to think you can make some sick MLG plays with Dead Hard, but it's just another short version of SB. I don't see what the whole deal is with the perk. I hardly ever use it anyways. I only use Lithe and Adrenaline. Because two of those perks have some really good positives to them. You can use Lithe to grant you a burst of speed to another pallet or to try and break LOS with the Killer. You can use Adrenaline to heal yourself up when not in a chase or when you're in the middle of a chase. Need i say more?

  • @BLUE_APE said:
    I picture the ending of DBD being seperate game mode, it has one map, and the killer plays as the entity in a smaller form, because the survivors are close to escaping perminnently.
    The reward for beating said mode, you get legacy cosmetic (one peice) for the survivor you were playing as everytime you beat it, and a cutscene where the survivor you were playing as, returns home like nothing happened. It was all a dream?

    Dwight Claudette and Meg wake up in a hospital (Not the same one, because they all don't live in the same place and maybe time)

    Jake wakes up in his forest home (because he went out to be a survivalist)

    Kate wakes up in her family's house, they found her out in the woods unconsicens.

    Ace would wake up in a small town near the swamp.

    David would wake up in a bar.

    Feng Min would wake up in a hospital
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
    Nea wakes up at crotus penn asslym, during the day. (because thats where she went missing)

    This cutscene would depend on who you played as, and....if you won.

    What about all the licensed characters? @BLUE_APE
    What happened to Lauri, Bill, Quentin and Tapp?

  • @ItsDaEmuDood said:
    Jake and Claudette, in the Rotten Fields
    Kate and David, in The Thompson House
    Meg and Laurie, in the Strode House
    Dwight and Quentin, in a Badham Preschool classroom
    Bill and Nea, upstairs in the Crotus Prenn Asylum
    Ace and Feng, in the Grim Pantry
    Tapp just faps to some VHS Porn in The Game

    Kate wouldn't want to be with an #########

  • @Lowbei said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @SovererignKing said:

    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @Lowbei said:
    
    Detective_Jonathan said:
    

    @Lowbei said: what a dumb thread LUL if it's a dumb thread. Why did you bother commenting. That don't make any sense, You must think i don't know it's a dumb thread. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't have anything good to say about it. Don't say it at all. Ya dig? @Lowbei

    i dont dig
    
    
    
    Then you have no sense of humor. Which is alright, but just know that if you feel like a thread doesn't apply to you. You should probably just leave it alone. Ya dig? @Lowbei
    

    Heads up, he’s trying to trigger you. Lowbei’s sense of humor is limited to belittling others. IE : He doesn’t want to “laugh along with others”, all he wants is to laugh at others by insulting them and making them feel bad. 

    Thanks for the warning. Shouldn't be surprised to be honest. Most people that have his low level of mentality are usually trying that sort of thing.

    are you two gonna make out? 

    Sounds like you do that enough with yourself already.

  • @SovererignKing said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @Lowbei said:

    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @Lowbei said:
    
    what a dumb thread
    
    
    
    LUL if it's a dumb thread. Why did you bother commenting. That don't make any sense, You must think i don't know it's a dumb thread. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't have anything good to say about it. Don't say it at all. Ya dig?  @Lowbei
    

    i dont dig

    Then you have no sense of humor. Which is alright, but just know that if you feel like a thread doesn't apply to you. You should probably just leave it alone. Ya dig? @Lowbei

    Heads up, he’s trying to trigger you. Lowbei’s sense of humor is limited to belittling others. IE : He doesn’t want to “laugh along with others”, all he wants is to laugh at others by insulting them and making them feel bad. 

    Thanks for the warning. Shouldn't be surprised to be honest. Most people that have his low level of mentality are usually trying that sort of thing.

  • @Lowbei said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:

    @Lowbei said:

    what a dumb thread

    LUL if it's a dumb thread. Why did you bother commenting. That don't make any sense, You must think i don't know it's a dumb thread. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't have anything good to say about it. Don't say it at all. Ya dig? @Lowbei

    i dont dig

    Then you have no sense of humor. Which is alright, but just know that if you feel like a thread doesn't apply to you. You should probably just leave it alone. Ya dig? @Lowbei

  • I play both sides, and from time to time my teammates would be blaming me because i don't save them when the exit gates are powered. Let's get one thing straight, i don't have to save anyone. The only reason i save you during the game is because i myself want to be able to get out. The thing is, Survivors seem to have this mindset that they are supposed to win every game. When i die, i don't blame the killer, i blame myself and my teammates. You wanna know why? because it doesn't even take a couple minutes for someone to be found by the killer. It is not hard to survive in this game. You don't need perks to win, you don't need a flashlight to win. All you need to do to win is be calm and collective. And you will be fine, you don't need to rely on your teammates to help you get off the hook because you will never be hooked.

  • @Nickenzie said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:

    LUL if it's a dumb thread. Why did you bother commenting. That don't make any sense, You must think i don't know it's a dumb thread. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't have anything good to say about it. Don't say it at all. Ya dig? @Lowbei

    If you really wanted to trigger the entire DbD community, say killer's are Overpowered and need a huge hammer nerf! Additionally you can get extra LOL's by saying nurse is OP and also needs a nerf!

    Edit: DS, SB, and SC needs a buff too, they are too weak for the current meta! ;)

    Writes down in notebook
    Thanks for the info. I'll be sure to keep this in mind.

  • @Lowbei said:
    what a dumb thread

    LUL if it's a dumb thread. Why did you bother commenting. That don't make any sense, You must think i don't know it's a dumb thread. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. If you don't have anything good to say about it. Don't say it at all. Ya dig? @Lowbei

  • @Nickenzie said:
    Detective_Jonathan said:


    * Soul at Stake is better than DBD
    * David King is ugly
    * Sit back and watch the mass amounts of hate you might get. Either that or you might get some free LOL's and Awesome's

    Lmao, yeah you got me alright!

    ^
    Props to this guy for taking this thread as a joke.

    1. LeatherFace
    2. Hillbilly
    3. Nurse
    4. Huntress
  • PC
    Map: shelter woods.
    Survivor and Killer
    Actions: Looking in any direction as well as activating a generator.

  • @ToxicTapp said:

    @MegMain98 said:
    Claudette’s with dark shirts and purple pants are flashlight cancer and will teabag you after dropping a pallet on your face

    As a Meg main I know that Meg’s will either know how to waste time by looping or do something utterly stupid

    Dwight’s are either nooby or pros, no in between

    I hate Jake players. I just hate Jake’s whiney injured sound and when I down him it is an amazing feeling. Jake’s are either flashlight cancer (like Claudette) or nooby.

    I have a soft spot for Nea even though she is toxic

    Ace and David are WAY too altruistic

    Feng is the gen rusher

    Laurie I put in the same category as Nea

    Quentin you either chase all game because he is a troll or you’ll never see him all game.

    Tapp is honestly just there...I rarely see anybody playing Tapp.

    lol p3 lvl. 50 tapp right here

    Same here.

  • Whispers has been known to state "He's Dead" which could be referring to Benedict Baker. Whispers is the only clear interaction that we the players have with The Entity. And the whole "He's Dead" is the only human thing that i have ever heard it say. Everything else was just garbled up whale groans.

  • Kate is probably the most modern survivor close to our current time. David King would be second, probably ranging from the 2000's as well but more so in the 2011-2012 time. And Ace being the third, and probably revolving around the 2000's but more so in 2000-2005

  • I have noticed that there is some drastic decrease in fps, when i am on shelter woods. Think this is something that will be fixed soon.

  • She would indulge in the drinking of the Vodka. Then she would get sexually frustrated and squeeze you with her massive thighs.

  • @C4Garuda said:
    Maybe she has the power to leave the entitys realm through willpower? This could possibly set up outside maps of the entity. Like the real world or the same maps but lit up and not dark. Id like a mode with survivor specific maps , say maybe based on their background? Ace-casino, claudette-greenhouse etc the maps now are the darkness, maybe through kates willpower the light version can be played. Idk just a theory

    Real world maps would only work if the Entity managed to invade our world. Which would be similar to that of a cthulu based type of extinction level event.

  • Give me Shirtless Tapp.

  • Stake Out and Detectives hunch are probably two of Tapps best perks.

  • Survivors:
    1. Detective Tapp (Obviously)
    2. Ace Visconti
    3. Dwight FairField
    4. David King
    5. Meg Thomas
    Killers:
    1. The Huntress
    2. The Wraith
    3. The Hillbilly
    4. The Doctor
    5. The Shape

  • @Rattman said:
    My bet - David King. His oficial description (probably by Benedict) says:
    "Another man. In this arena I guess I could start to label as “home”. A man with an athletic frame. He carries an impressive stature. He seems untouchable at first glance. But a second look tells me something else. He seems torn. Distraught and broken. Maybe not by body, but by mind. I have seen him outrun the creatures. But also on a hook, with his bowels fleeing his torso. Something unsettling about that sight."

    So we going to ignore the fact that David king talks all this #########, yet he shits himself when he ends up on the hook.

  • I knew it! i had a feeling it had to be light in some way. The only question is. Can we kill it?

  • @TheBretzel said:

    @Detective_Jonathan said:

    @TheBretzel said:

    @Detective_Jonathan said:
    The more i learn about this mysterious lovecraftian being, that seems to have no weakness. The more i want to investigate more about it.

    Oh there IS a weakness to the Entity, I can confirm you that 100%.

    Tell me. I must know. I must know how to stop this thing, before it consumes the entire world.

    I'll make a post about it later this week :^)

    But if you want a hint about it's weakness, it's already in the game and you have access to it.

    Already in the game and we have access to it. the only thing that could do any harm to it would have to be a flashlight or something. I think it has some kind of weakness to light. Because in the killer tutorial it says to The Trapper to "Not let the light in" Is light the only thing that can possibly weaken or even kill it?

  • Feel like The Entity could be using this to see if anyone is investigating the mysterious disappearances of the survivors.

  • @TheBretzel said:

    @Detective_Jonathan said:
    The more i learn about this mysterious lovecraftian being, that seems to have no weakness. The more i want to investigate more about it.

    Oh there IS a weakness to the Entity, I can confirm you that 100%.

    Tell me. I must know. I must know how to stop this thing, before it consumes the entire world.

  • The more i learn about this mysterious lovecraftian being, that seems to have no weakness. The more i want to investigate more about it.

  • Give me some Shoulder Holsters for Tapp and then you can have my money. Thanks. :)

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