If you would go out with a date or normal meeting with a Killer who would it be?
Oni, I want him to bonk me or Susie cuz shes the cutest.
Oni, I want him to bonk me or Susie cuz shes the cutest.
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Must I say anything else?
Ah yes joey is sexy too
Oni so he can show me his giant kanabo
or plague because she is pretty...sick (please laugh)
Oni for a hookup
Maybe Blight for a good conversation
Ah yes my weeb brother
Deathslinger seemed like a cool guy just pushed too far. Would make a good drinking partner
Ye true, he has that "cool unlce" feeling to him.
Oni for casual drinks.
Spirit. I'm planning of putting drugs in her drink and torturing her, she has to pay.
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Frank, Joey, Pyramid Head, GF 🥴
That joke was pretty sick tho.
I was choking.
😂 The fact that he's Japanese has nothing to do with it. You've seen how big that man is, and I'd like to see how big he is:)
Either Hag or Freddy.
Yes we all know that size matters
Sometimes
If I had the chance to be with Gremmy, I'm taking that regardless of size
Trickster, Myers and Ghostface. I can look at them without being weirded out, they'll have to take their mask off I've been catfished by trapper & I'm not doing that again.
And Gabriel is hot too 🤤
Trickster for,
uhm, reasons...
No one because they are psychos and people need to stop simping for them or symphatising them. They are bad guys and we need to accept it. Altought some of the killers originally was a good people before transformation: Wraith, Hag, Spirit, Hillbilly, Twins, kinda Trapper and the Bllight. But the not mentioned ones was a devils before being transported into the entity realm. So please dont symphatise bad people.
Other than Frank (which is partially debatable), nothing necessarily says the rest of the Legion members are psychos either (unless Julie's lore said otherwise).
Whichever one least likely will kill me how about that
Yea you are right buddy. I just forget about Susie and Joey because they are so blank for me. Thanks for correcting me :)
Before or after they went insane?
Date: Susie.
Meetup: Freddy.
Mikey because I know he would be a good listener.
I can't help chuckling at some of the responses that include Freddy because that character...
...well, you know.
Not that this will influence my answer or anything, but just how good is Nemesis with those tentacles? Asking for a friend.
The Pig, because Shawnee Smith is beautiful and because, as a regular (albeit messed up) human being with regular human problems, I feel that unlike most killers I could actually have a regular human conversation with her.
If we're assuming normal interactions in the Fog with the Killers as they are in DBD...
Pig would be the most likely choice since that would give the highest survival. Some of the others are monsters or completely evil.
But if we get a bit smarter and attentive here, I'd probably pick:
-Deathslinger (I think a innocent person could hold a chat with him and be fine)
-Legion (I'd be willing to bet that this could work too, they'd probably have their sanity intact and you could chat with them and live if you were smart)
-Plague (However, the issue is the language barrier. If one could speak the same language, this would actually be a possible no-brainer. Then again, I haven't seen her new yet lore...)
-Clown (This one is also a stretch but he's after fingers and my fingers aren't soft so...)
But if we could talk with the people before they became Killers? Blight would be interesting for me personally, possibly Wraith or Nurse or Deathslinger as well.
Definitely Spirit
They let you on the internet in jail bill?
Yes
Susie
body is 1 character too short.
Doc because he will laugh at my jokes or wraith so he can bring me an xbox x with his stealth ability 🤣
"Pig would be the most likely choice since that would give the highest survival".
That's actually a very interesting thing to say given her source material. :)
Ghostface would be gentlemen the entire evening until you catch him taking pictures of you.
Billy, just to let him know if needs someone to talk to were here for him.
Rip old Billy gone but not forgotten
I'd buy Billy a shot of whiskey. The man deserves it after his upbringing.
PH, Bubba, or Michael.
I like my silent himbos.
Huntress cause she could sing to me while she slaughters everyone in a 10 mile radius.
Yes
Yes officer, these simps right here.
Deathslinger would probably be the most interresting to talk to.
I would listen to him talk for hours how he made his gun.
Other then that Legion. If i can get on their good side i would have 4 friends for life
I know i said susie earlier but honestly any of the legion since they are the killers closest to my age
Date: Nurse, Sally seems beautiful to me, she has a certain feminine charm that's rare where I live, it'a very attractive to me, and I liked her old back story a lot, and minus the eugenics part, and suddenly I myself emphatizing with her a lot easier (doesn't make it right tho).
Meet-Up: Wraith, now I'm a straight guy, so no dating guys, but Wraith had a pretty tragic story to me and I can sympthatize with his tomb story as well, and he was also my first main and still is one of my favorite characters, and I'd think I'd have a sort of similar personality to him. Oh and as a bonus, it's canon that him and the Nurse are dating which is awesome for me since I'm kind of a Wraith and love the Nurse, so glad!
Amanda, Huntress, Susie/Julie
What makes you think that other Killers dont have regular human problems? Nurse for example, her husband died and she was left alone and couldnt pay her bills like that.
Good one haha
true, justice for Billy ;(