All of you crying about the Survivor experience. (specifically VS Killer)
Please stop being bad at the game. I get you somehow think you are super cool and great at the game because you have a flashlight, but that flashlight doesn't give you much of a benefit. I mean, I can literally still hear you running away, I just follow the sounds. That sweet flashlight blind is doing you pretty much zip, you'd be better off trying to gain ground.
I am serious, I don't know whats wrong with you people. I am literally playing Hillbilly on Lery's, the game is already in your favor just based on RNG. Just stay away from me. DON'T come and crowd up around him trying to go for the flashlight save. Don't bodyblock and take hits. Super cool dude! You guys took 2 hits and the dude got off my shoulder, guess what? You just took 2 downs and 2 hooks gaining that save, you didn't do jack.
I think I've finally figured out why everyone cries so much about the Survivor experience. It's literally because you suck at this game. STOP. GETTING. CAUGHT. It's literally the name of the game. You wanna loop me? Great, do that, WHEN I CATCH YOU. Loop me for 5 gens, AFTER I catch you. Until that time, hide, sneak, and stay hidden. Getting caught, ESPECIALLY when I have an insta-down power.
I will NEVER listen to another whiny Survivor cry about how unfair this is, as long as I have idiots running right into me when I'm holding a chainsaw. I won't. Cry me more rivers to float down.
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Yeah most relatable for me is annoying ass BT and OTR bodyblockers. These guys get proxy camped and hard tunneled out of the game immediately. You want my attention and want to stop me from going for someone else, you got it. Enjoy getting 8,000 points. The flashlight players that do the one click then spin thing are annoying as hell too. I can imagine they're sitting there with their cheeto dusted shirt on going "yukyukyukyuk I'm so cool with my flashlight, I'm gonna make my juke montage and it's gonna be so cool"
You sound like a baby killer.
This isn't serious, right?
Also what do you mean by "(specifically vs killer)"? Is there an alternative survivor experience I am missing out on? Are there games where the survivors have to fight each other instead like a WWE PPV?
The more I read and think about what you've said, the more questions I have.
Lmao
Id play that. Specifically against my last solo q team mates.
He stands before the podium. Gazing ahead at the countless watching eyes on him as they wait with baited breath.
He smiles. Betraying an air of confidence about him, posture straightened as he tightens his tie.
He leans in. The hushed whispers of the audience utterly silenced.
He takes a deep breath.
"ur bad lol"
UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE AS CHEERLEADERS CARRY HIM TO HIS TURBOMANSION
A more accurate translation for the crowd's reaction:
This is weird and doesn'tseem to make sense. Are you ok?
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Now that you mention it this is a copy paste.
This is great
Wait...turbo mansion? Is that like a bait post achievement prize? If so, I reckon I could come up with some real corkers about it being utterly unfair that killers can walk faster than me!
If I throw in some extra spice about NOED does my mansion come with a pool?
Had a bad match?
I meant, if you are complaining about like suiciding on hook or sandbagging, something other survivors are doing, you aren't included.
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Rko mori when?
I truly dont get the point in this. You ok?
I asked and nobody responded...😥. Truly, this injustice must end.
Probably sick of survivors crying that the game is too hard because they can't 1 v 1 win the game when their team goes to idle in a corner.
This hurt to read
Reminds me of the time I literally looped a Billy on lerys for FOREVER, swerving in and out of rooms, he learned to drop chases but everytime he came back to me, I would always dodge him, lol
Ironically, the first time I legit played Billy, I was going for adept, and I won that game, lol, so I guess not every survivor knows about dodging in and out of the rooms
damn bro thats craaaazyy
My brain hurts from trying to figure out what led to this post.
If you've got survivors throwing themselves at you in pointless attempts to save their teammates... great? You had a good match? Not sure where you got this universal 'ur mad because bad' from, or where you think this even fractionally relates to the things people are complaining about. I hate solo queue because I just got out of a match where a Dwight only stopped hiding to unhook people and spent the entire match swapping between bushes and lockers, and the match before that, the Feng DCed on her first down.
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"Cry me more rivers to float down"
keep that same energy when a 4 man SWF who prioritizes gens destroys you. Then you'll be like "boohoo gen times are too fast1!!11"
You don't have to double dog dare me. All I play is soloq and am currently collecting the stats to prove you wrong.
Hopefully your stats arent just random written stats and you have some streams to prove them?
Killers have the nerve to be complaining with their Supernatural powers getting mad because survivors attempt to defend their self shame shame yall laugh at our defenses because you guys know the game is Killer Base all we have is a flashlight and pallets this game is really broken the devs need to get with it and balance it out better stop babyfy the crying killers
Sure, because all survivors who complain about unfairness in the game are just like those survivors in your match. 🙄
Don't even get the point of this post.