A Spirit Haiku for the Haters
Spirit is good, wahh
She has no counter, wahh wahh
Call the wahhmbulance!
Stop complaining about Spirit and go teabag some more. Thank you.
Spirit is good, wahh
She has no counter, wahh wahh
Call the wahhmbulance!
Stop complaining about Spirit and go teabag some more. Thank you.
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“Who doesn’t love getting faked out by someone doing nothing and giving no information on what they’re doing? I certainly do as anyone who complains about that sucks at the game and needs to git gud.”
Yes her standing still mind game is very skilful, survivors just need to git gud.
It's amazing, really. How you can make a poem, a form of self-expression where nothing is truly wrong because it's a collection of one's feelings displayed in an artistic way that only they could think of, and still so massively incorrect.
Is this a cleverly disguised hint that the ctrl key was the true hidden counter to Spirit all along?
In response to this Haiku, I stand still.
Guess my next move.
Well at least you follow the 5 7 5 syllable rule
Spirit has more counter play than nurse
*Nurse has more counterplay than spirit
Mainly because spirit has no counterpay lol
Spirit 0 counterplay but you can juke Nurse
That's... not true at all.
Spirit is overpowered, everyone knows that at this point.
Nah, teabagging ain't my type. Being a killer main and agreeing that Spirit is braindead is my type.
I see counterplay.
Where no one else does? Oh wow!
I must be real good!
Have you played dbd? She isn't that powerful as many other killers
Imagine being fool enough to fall for a stand still mindgame. No wonder people complain about Spirit, they legit just walk into her arms lmfao.
Entitled Killer
Skill greater than winter’s bite
Stand still for the win
I know right it's almost like she looks exactly the same standing still as she does when she uses her power, imagine being silly enough to not make the right 50/50 guess about what she was doing.
I love it.
Couldn't say it better myself.
The true counter play just play nice maybe they will let you go
If you want to play a killer, go ahead. But it's clear you're feeling insecure about it since you're coming onto the forums and implying that survivors are just crybabies.
what other killers you mean ? she is the S tier par on nurse. have you played dbd ?
Body is 1 character too short.
no bro its a mindgame bro.
I took my hands off the keyboard bro I deserve to be rewarded bro
in all seriousness, when you have players like myself who just straight up don't play Spirit anymore because of how easy and un-interactive she is, that's a problem.
You can play Spirit if you want zero challenge and easy wins, I'll work for mine. mMre fun that way.
Same. It is very sad because Spirit is my favorite killer in the game as I really love her character. I used to main Spirit because I just really loved her. I stopped maining her because of her unfair gameplay but I’m really missing her and hoping that one day she can get a fix.
You sir are a warrior poet.
Well said 👏
Nice poem.
serious amount of whaaaah generated from this. Love it.
Who else came here expecting a really brilliant and snarky piece of poetic literature?
I know, right?
So much crying about Spirit standing still, like it takes MORE skill to hit Shift+w and teabag. If a Spirit is getting a 4k from standing still, you deserve to lose.