What Killer would you want to room with?
Anna for me, I’ll have unlimited poultry and won’t have to do Groceries excessively.
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Legion since they are around my age range
I'd say the same :F
Nurse.
She can gently put me to sleep at night.
Bubba, he would protect you from all the evil that's out to get you
And afterwards he'd prepare some delicous, award-winning Chilli.
With the demogorgon.
If I'm lucky, the demo will create an upside down portal, so I will enter that portal and leave the room, but if not then I will be the food for the demogorgon
Julie of course....
As long as I don’t have to worry about the killer trying to murder me, I choose Michael. He seems like he won’t be too talkative, has a minimalist lifestyle, I’m pretty sure he has a nice body under that hospital gown, and he’s probably the type to stand up for their roommate when the time arises.
Hi Uni!
Demogorgon, definitely Demogorgon, it would make for such a good pet. You know it, I know it, we all know it. BHVR give us a "groom your Demogorgon" mini game.
I pick the pig cause she's sexy as hell. Even with the meat mask. Love me some Shawnee Smith.
Clown.
We can get some KFC; it will be finger licking good.
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Philip is probably one of the few who wouldn't want to kill me.
Also, he'd make a great alarm clock.
You're darn right
Philip the wraith, because we're both mechanics and I'd never see him.
Trapper. He seems like he appreciates a good work ethic and doesn't like people who gossip.
He's also pretty creative. Doesn't bow to the entity either. (I mean look how he was tortured.)
Pretty cool guy, just don't laze around like a useless maggot.
That last line made me chuckle.
Small demo like puppy
Pig, Imma be getting me some bacon if you know what I mean ;)
Susie.
Honestly, the Demogorgon feels like the type to always pick his socks up off the floor and put them neatly in the laundry basket. 10/10 roommate.
Ghostface. He seems really meticulous and possible obsessive compulsive. Which would balance out my excessive laziness. He'd probably go crazy and kill me day 1, though.
Rin, pre death.
Based on her backstory, she seemed hard-working, and at least somewhat pleasant and tidy.
You’d hate me :P
I’d pick legion because we could all hang out and maybe stab people later.
You didn’t hear that last part from me though
Legion because Julie... and being a stabby stabby kind of person myself. : P
Sally Smithson, she can blink out of the room and help me escape too! :P
Room with meanssss? (Baby Dwight response I know)
You should see my room. Why do you think I want a neat roommate? 😋
Mines probably worse lol the whole floor is covered. :P
Obvi Myers. Sexy, strong and most importantly, silent.
I'll give a mention to Oni since he hasn't said anything yet. I think he's a really chill dude as long as he's not in a temper tantrum. Just don't let him play dbd and your PC will probably stay in one place. Plus he's ancient Japanese dude, like who wouldn't want to hang out with someone walking around with a suit of armor a big sword and a big club?
Never worry about people gossiping about you again, you know how he feels about people that do that. It'd have solved a lot of my high school drama that's for sure.
Legion.
I would probably have to buy them beer and smokes all the time, but itd be fun. We have a lot in common.
I'd go with hag or trapper and have them trap my room so I could finally masterbate in peace.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wraith: *Bing bong bing bong* Its time to get up for work!
Me: ughhh, just five more minutes...
Wraith: I SAID *BING BONG BING BONG*
Me: Ok ok ok, I'm getting up...
Wraith: Make sure to put a jacket on, I hear there is a "Windstorm" outside. *Muffled laughter*
Me:.... I'm going back to bed.
Clown seems like the perfect guy to supply me with booze
Wraith
Looks like the type of roomie to give you space. He would definitely love to talk to you with a spot of tea also. :)
Probably Spirit because:
1) since she's a Spirit she has no needs which means the bed, the bathroom etc. is all mine
2) she could use her mighty phase powers to rush over to the supermarket last minute and get some snacks for the weekend. If she didn't kill me that is.
3) I could tease her whenever we watch any sort of horror movies
4) she's about my age
5) she's beautiful
6) she'd try and spook me by putting the lights on and off while using creepy voice once we're bff (I like getting spooked). I can imagine myself yelling "Riiiiiin! 😖" when she hides behind a door trying to spook me.
None of them because they're killers. Did I win?
Yes. Enjoy your prize:
All but ######### Freddy lol
Frank or Joey cause they r hot as #########. Plus they can do the heavy lifting for furniture. Actually know what. Everyine from the Legion. Cause susie is a sweetie pie. We's be cooking food for eveyone. Julie seems like a #########, but pretty sure she's rich. Frank, is just yes papi. And joey is a meathead, he can be manipulated. Id be like, "Joey! Can you pick up the living room? I'll give you a scooby snack!?"