Wanna Hear a Joke?
Nurse's Calling.
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Nurse's Calling.
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Lol I get it
Cuz of adrenaline meta or is your joke deeper than I can think? Good one tho
Edit: ups missquoted you. Tried to quote op
I thought you were gonna say rank 1 viable killers.
@Blueberry Aka every killer
You should watch Zubat Blue.
Yes. That's why I said I got it? Lmao
Said every low rank
@Blueberry Seriously go watch Zubat. 4ks 8 hours straight with every killer he plays in rotation at rank 1
Why do people do this?
"Go watch Zubat"
Yes guys go and watch probably the best killer in the game and you will get that good!
Same as not every survivor is Noob3.
The balance is here in gen pop your average person you might bump into and right now that's tipped in the balance of survivors as they have the numbers game and has been for some time.
Overloaded second chance kit is rife.
SWF is the biggest issue of them all, outside comms and prestacked setups which wouldn't be possible as randos is broken.
I thought the joke was the game itself.
Huge bait.
The average survivor is a potato. That doesn't mean all killers are great. Correlation, not causation. Instead of thinking you know things from watching someone play, actually get there yourself and you'll understand.
This game
I got another joke!
Gen repair times.
No
So simply because everyone cant play as well as others, that means the killers potential is nonexistent? If anything it just shows that lower skilled killers want an easier time with the 4k. If any one person can do it as a killer at r1, it's possible. Period.
If you dont want to put that much practice and work in but still want r1 4k, play nurse or billy?
@Blueberry If i hop on DbD and don't 4k every game like Zubat it's because i'm bad and the survivors were better than me.
It's not the killers it's the player and good survivors out-skilling me.
Both sides played perfectly you will lose every single game. That isn't balance.
4ks 8 hours straight with no DCs? No hatches? Whaaat.
Instead of watching him play, I would just try to learn all the tiles and totem spawns and how survivors think/play to get at that level. I'm still having issues learning all the tiles but that's something all the great killer/survivor players who arent just boosted af have in common I think.
It being "possible" has nothing to do with what we're talking about at all.
"that means the killers potential is nonexistent?"
No, it just means if both sides are equally skilled you will lose every time. The survivors have to make a lot of mistakes for you to win, even if you yourself are playing perfectly.
If you want to argue how balanced nurse is that can be another conversation, but to say "If you dont want to put that much practice and work in but still want r1 4k, play nurse" is just stupid. Nurse takes a lot of skill to learn.
I got a better one.
This game being fixed.
Here's another one
Twitch Streamers actually providing good content
What's that? You want another one...alright...last one
DBD Leaderboard but in the form of it being combined with Twitch.
Yeah, I think it's beyond goofy they've gone all out with this Twitch sponsorship and such given the timing of all this other BS (though it was probably always in the pipeline, so they couldn't delay when things were better).
In a time where the level of bugs is at a whole new pain level due to them updating to the newest version of Unreal engine... A vast majority of the bugs negatively affecting killers more than survivors.
When they buff a second chance perk, then introduce a new one, the latter basically making coordinated SWF that much stronger, especially against M1 killers.