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@PhantomMask20763 said:
EntityDispleased said:@PhantomMask20763 said:
As a Freddy main since he released a buff would be very much appreciated
Is the legend really true? Freddy mains exist?
We're out there, just watching, waiting for the perfect time to strike
yes we are waiting but soon we shall rule i mean look at freddy himself he can barely contain his glee


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@KingB said:
Trapper and pig need progressive rng. The more times you try the higher the chance is. Like 3% the first try and increase that with every attempt.nah they need regressive rng
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@SadonicShadow said:
I made a thread suggesting this awhile back myself. Currently at present regression rates it takes about 320 seconds to completely regress a gen at 99%. I initially asked for a 1:1 regression/progression system. So it would only take 80 seconds to completely regress a gen. That might be a bit to strong but i think a 2:1 regression level would be good. That would mean it would take 160 seconds to regress a 99% gen. Not instant but but if the survivor decide to abandon a gen it will take away a significant chunk of progression.great idea im glad someone sees from my point of view 2:1 regression would actually make many other killers viable as stopping gen progress would be possible.
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@lindechene said:
I really like that idea.Stalking to shape shift
At the start of the round the killer could stalk a survivor to shape shift.
Meaning shape shifting is not instant and you need a living survivor not on the hook.
After the killer takes on the form of a survivor he starts to walk around the map pretending to be one of them.
Damaging empty generators
When the killer finds an empty generator he can work it for some time to reduce its progress.
Working on generators with surviors
When he finds another survivor working on a gen there could be options.
If the killer would immediately approach the survivor from behind for an interrupt action this would give him away.
So the killer would start working on the generator. To not give away that it is a killer there would be an alternative action to not damage the generator but actually fixing it.
Then after a few seconds of pretending the killer could get up to try an interrupt.
This would keep survivors constantly suspicious of other teammates approaching and slow the game down because it might be safer to quickly get away from the generator.
Poisoning survivors instead of healing them
Killers could pretend to heal wounded survivors and instead poisoning them causing them to loose one health state after a certain amount of time. Similar to Borrowed time mechanic.
When survivors run away they could still try to prevent the poison to trigger by healing themselves.
If a killer finds two survivor healing each other they could poison one survivor while "helping" to heal and then attack and chase the other survivor.
In the shape shifted form the killer would use medkits, toolboxes, flash lights, keys etc to attack survivors.
Depending on addons the "weapons" would have different effects.
Using pallets against survivors
The killer could trigger pallets before survivors reach them.
When survivors are near pallets they would get stunned.Fixing hooks
The killer could repair damaged hooks.
Triggering hex totems
The killer could intentionally trigger hex totems with bad effects for the survivors by finding them on the map.
**A challenge for this to work **
If the whole survivor team is on voice communication there might be less of a surprise.
In the best case scenario there could be some kind of confusion when the killer and another survivor looking exactly the same are next to each other.
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exactly the problem sfw would tear this to shreds what if instead of just morphing survivors it could also gain other killer s powers temporarily look at his ghost face killer idea for example
ghost face from scream
Power: horror movie fanatic
you know all the tricks, gain the ability to perfectly mimic any other killer or mimic any survivor.
when mimicking a killer you gain a random special power for 60 seconds.
when mimicking a survivor you become one of them for 60 seconds and attempt to sabotage generators and get stealthy plays.
the buffs are as follows
Trapper: 5 bear traps will spawn armed in 5 pallet locations. When triggered survivor is put into the injured state. Bear traps will despawn when power endsWraith: temporarily turn invisible scratch marks persist 5 seconds longer and blood is easier to see when uncloaked power ends regardless of time.
Hillbilly: gain 50% movement speed for 30 seconds terror radius is increased by 50% all survivors suffer from the exposed status for 30 seconds. If you hit an obstacle suffer a minus 5% speed penalty.
Nurse: gains the ability to blink 3 times before the power ends. Suffers from no fatigue after each blink.
Doctor: terror radius increased by 50% every time you hit a survivor they are put into a madness state. Madness wears off after power ends. Each survivor suffers from a random affliction of madness.
Hag: 1 dull totem will suddenly become a hex totem and a random hex will appear until it is destroyed or the power ends
Huntress: gains 5 throwing knives power ends when all 5 are thrown power automatically ends. Each knife has a 10% chance of using a addon effect.
Clown: gain 4 throwable tonic 10% chance for a addon affect. Power ends immediately after they are all thrown.
Spirit: you are able to project an image of yourself near the closest survivor then they're aura is revealed to you for 30 seconds and if they are hit they suffer from the hemorrhage effect.
Shape: all survivors suffer from the exposed effect. Your obsession gains a 100% speed boost for 10 seconds but you have the ability to kill them.
Nightmare: all survivors are put into the dream state action speeds are decreased by 50% you cannot attack them until they wake up. Power automatically ends after all survivors wake up.
Pig: gain 1 special trap. Any survivor who is fitted with it has 30 seconds until it blows. (Basically you have at most 30 seconds to downa survivor then bear trap them not too sure about this one)
Cannibal: all survivors suffer from the exposed status for 60 seconds you gain 3% speed every second in a chase but lose all of it if you crash. Power ends if you crash.
Survivor
If you cloak yourself as a survivor you will appear as an existing player for 2 minutes.
When working on a generator the generator will decrease by 50% more than a survivor working on it would increase. Failing skill checks will prematurely end the power and stun you for 2 seconds.
You can drop 2 pallets prematurely to get rid of obstacles in later chases
When healing you will put the survivor into the dying state or reduce their health in the dying state by 50%
If you sneak up on a survivor you can backstab which will put a healthy survivor into the injured state and uncloak you when uncloaked you gain 10% movement speed for 5 seconds.
When uncloaked you have 110% movement speed and a lunge of 1.5 meters.
There is a 30 second cooldown before you are able to use a power again.Perks
Movie fan
Tells you 2/3/4 perks your obsession is using
And any items or addonsPhone call
Reveals all auras for 2/5/8 seconds within 12m/24m/36m each time a skill check is failed.Insanity
Each Time a generator is completed gain a 10%/15%/20% speed boost for 10 seconds has a 60 second cooldownAdd ons
CommonBurnt kernels
Remnants of overcooked popcorn
Slightly increases uncloaking speedBeer can
A dented can
Slightly decreases cooldownBroken vhs
A tangle of clack film coming out of a broken plastic cart
Slightly increases chance for your first power to be that of your last played killerUncommon
Broken glass
Shards of glass from forced entry
Moderately decreases cloaking time. Moderately increases cooldownFake blood
When cloaked as survivor unnerving twitches are reduced by 25%Vhs movie
One of many well loved horror movies
Moderately increases chance for first power to be that of last played killerRare
Boyfriends guts
Bloody guts from an early victim
Greatly reduces uncloaking speed. backstabs are more effective putting healthy survivors into the dying state. Cooldown greatly increasedGarage door control
A simple garage door remote
Unnerving twitches are reduced by 50%. When “healing” survivor in the dying state reduce their health by 75% generator regression slightly increased. Skill check fails greatly increase stunVhs Box set
A collection of someone's favorite movies
Greatly increases chances for first power to be that of last played killerVery rare
Phone
A white phone stained with blood
Each time your obsession fails a skill check a random survivors aura is revealed to you and they suffer the exposed status. If 4 generators are complete the afflicted survivor can now be killed by your handBloody knife
Stained with the blood of the innocent and the guilty alike
Uncloaking is greatly increased. Terror radius moderately decreased back stabs more effective unnerving twitching moderately increases. When uncloaked no terror radius for 4 seconds. No after cloak speed boostVhs collection
A die hard fan of horror movies greatest treasure
greatly increases chance for every power to be that of last played killer
Moderately increases cooldownUltra rare
Generic halloween costume
A scary ghost in black robes
100% less unnerving twitches 10% faster action speeds. instant uncloaking. better back stabs.
Greatly Lowers terror radius. Cooldown moderately decreased. If a skill check is failed all survivors suffer from the exposed status and you can kill the obsessionVoice distorter
A little device that turns a voice unrecognizable
Every survivor suffers from the exposed status until hooked at least once.
Backstabs can kill your obsession.
Generator regression moderately increased
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@brokedownpalace said:
Lol no.why?
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heres an arm


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@ConsoleNurse said:
Git gud i am playing nurse on console and getting 3-4 kills every game on rank 1and what does that have t do with anything? i am perfectly fine as a killer but i dont want to be forced to pay nurse or billy as i find their play styles dreadfully boring when you cant play any other killer effectively like them at rank 1 then their is a problem buff regression would very much help that problem.
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@AnotherRandy said:
Why is happening so often that someone spams here something in chinese? So annoyingisnt it i dont get it either i wonder what it'll say if i translate it though
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@No_Cluie_Louis said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@No_Cluie_Louis said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@Hugodzilla said:
I'd suggest new offering for killers and survivors since we no longer have the moon bouquet and need more than just add and remove hooks and chests.
~KILLER~
-add 1/2 extra gens (rarity: very rare and ultra rare)
-remove 1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)
~~SURVIVOR~~
-remove 1/2 gen (rarity very rare and ultra rare
-add1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)At wanted to add 1 for windows as-well but i think that's too over-bored
any other offering ideas?no kgood idea but just know this could really abuse things and make survivors even more powerful
They've been nerfed so much that they aren't exactly powerful anymore. Killers getting boring for me because it's too easy
uhhh you sure about that if anything survivors are too easy but also your proposed offerings in the long run could create massive problems for instance adding or removing generators would break the game as killers could potentially camp every generator in easy succession or more generators could mean survivors can all just tap separate ones and move on and as for the pallets we have enough problems as it is more pallets is a definite no
I didnt propose the offerings lol, this isn't my thread, and tbh, i don't really like the offering ideas as they seem to strong for either side, all i was saying is it would be op for killers too, not just survivors as they arent that op anymore
whoops my bad didn't see the name difference
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@No_Cluie_Louis said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@Hugodzilla said:
I'd suggest new offering for killers and survivors since we no longer have the moon bouquet and need more than just add and remove hooks and chests.
~KILLER~
-add 1/2 extra gens (rarity: very rare and ultra rare)
-remove 1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)
~~SURVIVOR~~
-remove 1/2 gen (rarity very rare and ultra rare
-add1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)At wanted to add 1 for windows as-well but i think that's too over-bored
any other offering ideas?no kgood idea but just know this could really abuse things and make survivors even more powerful
They've been nerfed so much that they aren't exactly powerful anymore. Killers getting boring for me because it's too easy
uhhh you sure about that if anything survivors are too easy but also your proposed offerings in the long run could create massive problems for instance adding or removing generators would break the game as killers could potentially camp every generator in easy succession or more generators could mean survivors can all just tap separate ones and move on and as for the pallets we have enough problems as it is more pallets is a definite no
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@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
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@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
survivor
nea
wrong
damn, it is wearing a flannel
this was the original picture
before

after

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what else to nnow
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@BubbaLordAndSaviour said:
Bloodied Meathook: A giant meathook used in the Sawyer household to hold the prime meat. Fills the user with a fear of failure.Successfully hitting a chainsaw attack hides the survivor's aura (including the hook aura when a survivor gets hooked) for 30 seconds. After hooking a survivor during this period, your terror radius is reduced by half for the rest of the period. This references how in TCM, most of the characters don't know the others are dead and where they are which causes their deaths. Would be countered by SWF, but still disruptive since it slows down survivors.
Truck Driver's Wrench: An old wrench which has been thrown at somebody. Fills the user with desperation.
Every second spent in a chase lowers chainsaw charge time by 0.5%, capping at 100%. Goes away at a rate of 2.5% per second while not in a chase. This references the final scene in TCM where a truck driver throws a wrench at Leatherface stopping him from killing sally. This wouldn't be OP because it would take extremely long to reach game breaking levels.
Give constructive criticism.
i can see your someone who has watched the movie no one ever remembers the truck drivers epic wrench skills overall i like it but instead of lower terror radius after hook for the first one what about a movement speed buff temporarily instead? as for the wrench i love it but also how about instead of charge time you get 1% movement speed every second spent in a chase but and your chainsaw duration is until you hit something but when you do hit something you have a tantrum for every second you spent in the chase overall good ideas!
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@Hugodzilla said:
I'd suggest new offering for killers and survivors since we no longer have the moon bouquet and need more than just add and remove hooks and chests.
~KILLER~
-add 1/2 extra gens (rarity: very rare and ultra rare)
-remove 1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)
~~SURVIVOR~~
-remove 1/2 gen (rarity very rare and ultra rare
-add1/2/3 pallets (rarity: rare, very rare and ultra rare)At wanted to add 1 for windows as-well but i think that's too over-bored
any other offering ideas?no kgood idea but just know this could really abuse things and make survivors even more powerful
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@aure said:
Swf are still overpowered, killer get constant buff, but solo survivor is still a pain in the assdvs plz, give solo surv kindred and bond base kit, at this point, solo surv is a relic of the past and have no reason to be still so underpowered
this wouldn't work though because on ps4 survivors can just hold don the ps4 button go to game session then send party invites to all current survivors this would make it even more broken
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@Master said:
The killer power is completley useless, how much movement speed do you want to give her to compensate for that?
yeah gens are done to fast for this to be viable anyway also the perk hexgens alert as much as i love the idea is a bit too overpowered
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@Master said:
Yes holding M1 is kinda boringyeah i really like this idea though because for both survivor mains and killer mains the games drastically change although maybe not have to find keys for the gates the breakers are fine.
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@Master said:
So a survivor gets more BP for being hit than the killer gets for hiting him?
Uhm......In my opinion, bodyblocking is strong enough already, no need to give extra bp for that
yeah unless you give killers stacking bp for successful hits this isn't going to work~~~~
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@douggie123 said:
SovererignKing said:They already gave you invincibly frames right off the hook. They already put a penalty on Killer’s chaser emblem for legit camping. You have Borrowed Time. How much more ######### could you ask for? Seriously?
Here’s something : Where’s the punishment for Survivors camping and tunneling Gens? Why don’t they get punished for not screwing around, and just popping a squat and M1 on a Gen? Why don’t they get punished for going after the Gen that’s 50% or more complete, instead of going after a Gen that’s got zero progress? I literally just kicked that Gen, come on, walk away and give it some time to regress for free. Just like you want me to walk away and give you time to get off the hook and heal for free.
Not only that what about penalties for the survivor main jerks who once the gate is open they still hang around the map teabagging the killer or the worst point is when they spend about 10 minutes teabagging at the exits and when you hit they disappear. Or what about when survivor mains decide to run around th map making all the noise possible to get the killere attention when they are the only ones left and hatch is available. The hatch teabagging and standoff as well.
yeah before they even think about touching survivors in terms of buffs they need to fix these issues and fix gen times because right now killers are still not the power role
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@Master said:
@Rebel_Raven said:
Please don't just crawl around under the hooked survivor?
Is there a reason you might want to?I can't unhook, and heal you at the same time. It really ties up 1 more person than it should. If I can get you on your feet, you can do gens, or rescue, or get healed.
Or I can unhook the person you're crawling under and you may not get hooked immediately? Then the unhooked person can help us like the afore mentioned scenario?God prevent that survivors use their brains. That would literally kill the game and im honest here.... we know what happens against competent swf
i can already see some future back and forth angry arguments in this thread
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
survivor
nea
wrong
damn, it is wearing a flannel
this was the original picture
before

after

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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
survivor
nea
wrong
damn, it is wearing a flannel
do you see the high as ######### smiley face on the side
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
survivor
nea
wrong
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
oh no i just realized something we dont have a theme for this thread which means the mod might take us out
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

survivor or killer
survivor
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@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsi bet you cant guess what this once was

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@alivebydeadight said:
its not easy getting channel art but this helpsyeah i think its safe to say we created the best thread on te forums
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@alivebydeadight said:
well then
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
im using paint.net
also

pig but she was a failed abortion
im sorry


I can see dwight, but what is next to him
i think it once was ace but as you can see he is no longer among us
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@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
im using paint.net
also

pig but she was a failed abortion
im sorry


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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
im using paint.net
also

pig but she was a failed abortion
im sorry

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im using paint.net
also

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@alivebydeadight said:
you have a war
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
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@alivebydeadight said:
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@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
i have killed god

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING, ITS BEAUTIFUL
herman carter never looked better


you want a war, here is a war
so it begins
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what is that thing

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@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
i have killed god

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING, ITS BEAUTIFUL
herman carter never looked better


you want a war, here is a war
so it begins
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
i have killed god

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING, ITS BEAUTIFUL
herman carter never looked better


you want a war, here is a war
so it begins
-164.22
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
i have killed god

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING, ITS BEAUTIFUL
herman carter never looked better


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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man

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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
i have killed god

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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
I will boost this man
im really scared
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@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermaini took what you made and did stuff and now im scared

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@alivebydeadight said:
I actually cannot unsee my creation @friendlykillermainowo
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
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@alivebydeadight said:
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@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
i have no words fotr this one


ok that one will not pass

hmm i need more
leatherface has the moves


that is a sexmy leathery-boi
nah dis is


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@alivebydeadight said:
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother pray (sugar)
I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport
With a bullet called life, yeah, mama, called life(sugar)
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be
It's already where I am
'Cause I'm already there
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother pray (sugar)
I got a gun the other day from Sako
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes
And I just [BAD WORD] kick her, and then, ooh baby, she's ok (sugar)
People are always chasing me down
Trying to push my face to the ground
Where all they really want to do
Is suck out my mother [BAD WORD] brains, my brains (sugar)
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother pray
I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music
Just havoc
I've killed everyone
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better
How do I feel
What do I say
[BAD WORD] you, it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
[BAD WORD] you, it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes awayand then you flashlight stunned


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@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
i have no words fotr this one


ok that one will not pass

hmm i need more
leatherface has the moves


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@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
i have no words fotr this one


ok that one will not pass

hmm i need more
ill just leave this here


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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
i have no words fotr this one


ok that one will not pass

hmm i need more
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@EntityDispleased said:
she's wrongthank you thats all i needed
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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
i have no words fotr this one


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@alivebydeadight said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@alivebydeadight said:
all your items belong to us-freddy before he got slapped with the DARN hammereffects effort 10000000000000000000000000%
totally realistic

freddy could never do that anymore, its more off a reverse card there
and we cant forget his greatest line


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@Khalednazari said:
Tell your friend, it ain't easy for a 12 year old to look like Quentin.what im not 12 im 17