GoodBoyKaru
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Not really. IMHO this is what top% MMR (especially Europe) looks like:
https://youtu.be/gRdk2RLwTBw?t=430should be timestamped to the start of the whole Twins fiasco.
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@Ruma said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033073#Comment_2033073
With wins do you mean 4k? Or 3k + hatch like otz did?
3k + hatch because I don't enjoy slugging in general, slugging for the 4k being included. I feel like I won with 3k+h so I won with 3k+h
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@brokedownpalace said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033553#Comment_2033553
🥰
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033570#Comment_2033570
Hahaha .. I'd probably react the same way tho tbh 😳
That can be taken in one of several ways and I don't like any of them
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@brokedownpalace said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033545#Comment_2033545
I love them more than words can say
it's not a cow but i have one more for you
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@brokedownpalace said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033545#Comment_2033545
I love them more than words can say
He loves you too
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@brokedownpalace said:
There's a disturbing lack of cows in this thread
It's the one semi-serious thread I've made in a while, even if it does have a jokey tone to it.
But don't fear, for the Cute Fluffy Animal King the Cow Whisperer is here to save the day.
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@Pilot said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/235812/first-game-without-mmr
Midwhich and 4 OOO?
At that point I would've put down my headset and went downstairs to make me a juicy grilled cheese sandwich.
I can spend my time better elsewhere
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Your game looked like my usual 1-3 AM matches honestly.
I was very tilted and went to stare at fictional men's bare chest's for an hour afterwards
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@ImHexyAndINoed said:
Then there's me, the boosted Banana that hasn't noticed a single change since it was turned off
https://us.v-cdn.net/6030815/uploads/FK5EMK67Q9JZ/untitled-1-281-29.jpg
god i wish that were me ;-;
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@OniWantsYourMacaroni said:
First game they bring a Midwich offering. "Please, don't have Object." I beg. But alas, the Entity didn't answer my prayers, for when I load in I spot not one, not two, not three, but four auras tbagging me from across the map.
(yes i just want to rant because this was a relatively... let's say frustrating experience.)
I guess the Entity had a lot of emotions to feed on lol
She could've easily gotten the same emotions if she'd just given me an otter but no. I had to go through this torment instead of holding a long boi.
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@KingFrost said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2033122#Comment_2033122
I feel like that's how MOST games of DBD go. Somehow they know what you're trying to do, and will make it hard as possible.
Me, playing a normal game: "Here's some Rank 20 survivors!"
Me, trying to get Adept Legion: "Here's some high rank survivors!"
Me, trying to use 4 med kits: "Oh, did you say you wanted to play against PLAGUE"
Oh my god I know it's so annoying.
Autodidact? No skillchecks.
Prove Thyself? Discordance.
Stealth? Doctor.
MOM? They for SOME reason have Forced Penance.
Inner Strength? Undying and Thrill. Together.
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@Mr_K said:
First game they bring a Midwich offering. "Please, don't have Object." I beg. But alas, the Entity didn't answer my prayers
You forget whom you are praying to.
Well if I'm being honest it was originally to the Holy Donkerydoo but he's playing COD right now so I had to go for my second choice.
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@JawsIsTheNextKiller said:
It feels like your describling my MMR games.
My one Pyramid head mmr game was torture but playing everyone else was actually fun 😔
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@Tsulan said:
The games felt more interesting with MMR on.
I don´t get why people got so mad about it. Now its back to sweat.
I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with you but honestly yeah, it was a lot better being able to play people I never play as. Alas now it's back to Pyramid, Nurse, and once he's buffed Wraith.
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@th3 said:
Deathslinger who seemed to just know my build (Desperate Measures, Botany, Self Care, MoM). Fun games.
Imagine trying to have fun with MOM but dbd said "Deathslinger".
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Personally I've been loving it on everyone except Pyramid Head. Apparently my 60 game winstreak proved too much for MMR and now everyone just holds w, m1, and makes out with gens like their life depends on it. everyone else? it's been great.
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nope seems to be working over here
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@TheDarkTyrant said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032789#Comment_2032789
Because some people can assume the cow part is just tacked on and the rest could still be true thoughts.
And those people then link back to my earlier statement of "oblivious", especially when they're told multiple times its a joke and then CONTINUE to act like its serious.
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@TheDarkTyrant said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032771#Comment_2032771
You act I should just know what that means. 😑
Does it at all sound like something that someone would say on a constructive post, alongside the rest of the italics, exclamation marks, and a picture of a cow? Does that honestly not scream out "This is a joke post"? And if it doesn't how does it not?!
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@DragonMasterDarren said:
https://us.v-cdn.net/6030815/uploads/KHWH8ANXMPYX/image.png
no step on fancy danger noodle
I am in love and will be collecting twelve today
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@TheDarkTyrant said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032762#Comment_2032762
I guess were both oblivious. Mine is just less meaningful.
Again I ain't the one who couldn't see the obvious.
Le fishe au chocolate, it truly does scream "THIS IS A SERIOUS POST" doesn't it?
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@TheDarkTyrant said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032752#Comment_2032752
I'm not the one who assumes everyone's gonna get it and just ends up insulting someone for some odd reason because they didn't get t your joke.
Like I said, oblivious people :)
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I'm not the one that couldn't see the incredibly obvious joke and told the person playing the Nurse to break LOS with themselves bestie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@EvilJoshy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032723#Comment_2032723
More like not the right forum lol
You can make a compelling argument about something and there will always be bias mains fighting you tooth and nail.
To be fair that's a really valid point, I just meant that making a statement on a thread filled with chocolate fish and otters isn't the best idea lmao
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@EvilJoshy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032665#Comment_2032665
I got the joke. I was making a statement.
Not the right post to make a statement on bestie
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@EvilJoshy said:
Nurse needs a change alright but not to her add ons. They need to fix her bugs that have been here for a year and a half.
Congrats you've missed the joke
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@Zaytex said:
Nurse should not be able to blink at all. Delete her power and she'll be balanced. Killers shouldn't be able to catch survivors, that's so unfair. Killer sided game man cmon bruh /s
Spasmodic breath should be basekit and permanent and Torn Bookmark should... Well it functions as it does now with the added bonuses of Dull Bracelet and White Nit Comb.
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@Zozzy said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2030470#Comment_2030470
Quit showing pictures of food on the forums.
Make me
This sounded more aggressive than I thought.
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@TheDarkTyrant said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031138#Comment_2031138
Your one of those huh?
Only to incredibly oblivious people that get on my nerves, yes.
Also, you're*.
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@YourNightmare said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032307#Comment_2032307
When weak ppl are trying to mirror their life problems on others... sad really.
Are you genuinely okay?
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@YourNightmare said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032304#Comment_2032304
1 country ? LOL
You are smooth man, as most of the guys on this forum, totally brainwashed and impossible to think out of the box. The society, company or whatever tells you to think their way and that's what you are doing without thinking by yourself.
You are a sheep. That's all.
A sheep? No.
Cow? More like it.
Coming from me this is unbelievably ironic but please, grow up
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@AsherFrost said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032300#Comment_2032300
Username has "nightmare" in it
User likes to call people who disagree with them "sheep"
User has reactionary histeria to announced temporary changes
User completely misunderstood simple news article and then came here to claim something was banned for health reasons when one country made a political decision
User is likely either angsty teen or old man yelling at clouds. It's weird how hard those groups are to separate now.
As someone who used to be an angsty teen and has friends who are still angsty teens we are nowhere near as bad as the Oldies yelling at clouds
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@YourNightmare said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031248#Comment_2031248
Yes you are right, just let ourselves being ######### in the ass without saying anything =).
Go get your vaccine, preferably Astra Zeneca, you know the one that was super safe and that is now forbidden cause too dangerous but hey, don't say anything :).
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ANTI-VAXX THIS ENTITE THREAD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW WHAT-
Okay so not to derail the thread but out of people who have had the vaccine the blood clots have actually been less than on average and France admitted the banning of the AZ vaccine was a political move more than a safety one.
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@catJAM_69 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2032126#Comment_2032126
i love how cute that cow is
Mooo :3
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My survivor games have been shockingly bearable.
By that I mean one reasonably skilled survivor (me), one average survivor, and 2 bad survivors, usually offset by a slightly below average killer. Been 2k2e for most of the night when I played (which admittedly wasn't much because 30 minute queue times lmao). There was this one huntress game though where she was so clearly more skilled than anyone else except me in the trial (and my word did her awful Internet carry her lol) which was still a 3k1e through the gates because I could distract her long enough.
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@catJAM_69 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/235382/nurse-needs-a-change
They had us in the first half, im not gonna lie
Get jebaited
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@lupo_grigio said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031562#Comment_2031562
i can smell the copium, holy #########
Great but last I checked paracetamol is all i take
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Means to an End wasn't actually tge worst one...
*shudders in soloq Heroic Virtue*
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@AsherFrost said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031504#Comment_2031504
I know, seems crazy to read something before agreeing to it, but you never know, he could be onto something. I mean your method (of blindly agreeing to stuff without asking what you are agreeing to, then whining about it later) probably has some merit as well, not one I can see, but there has to be something beyond just stubbornness, right?
Can't be a sheep if you never read the information to begin with
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Double post because faulty internet at this time of night.
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@lupo_grigio said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031025#Comment_2031025
btw, "read the EULA" is that really the beach you wanna die ? LMFAOO as i said, the copium is real...
I don't know if it's my 1am brain after not sleeping properly for a month or your English just isn't great but I'm not entirely sure on what you mean so I'll try and interpret it in one of two ways:
Now either you're asking me if this is the hill I want to die on in which case, yes.
Or you're asking me if this is the beach I want to dye in which case, have you been to the Isle of Wight?! The coloured sand there is so cool so yes, I'd love to dye the entire beach.
@lupo_grigio said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031485#Comment_2031485
i suppose the eula is gonna say something about them having the right of doing that bla bla bla, it doesnt mean that is the correct thing to do, it is still just the product of lazy devs, plain and simple
Yeah and if you play the game you agree to it. If you don't like it then don't play the game, it's really not that deep.
In fact, it's about as deep as a paddling pool.
In a drought.
With a hose water ban.
That hasn't been inflated.
And is buried in a hill.
That someone is dying on.
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@lupo_grigio said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031366#Comment_2031366
######### are you talking about ?
Your comment, which I replied to as the 2nd one down. Read the EULA of the game and a lot of things will become clearer.
It's actually true for a lot of things in life; if you actually use your eyeballs and read things become much clearer.
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idk when you dont try to derank it works quite well
2k, 2e, fairly balanced game
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@spiritsLeftball said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031025#Comment_2031025
You must be real fun at parties 😩
Actually, I am! I'm so glad you thought of that cause, pre-lockdown, there was this one party I was at where everyone got absolutely shitfaced except me and I could blow their mind with the most basic of things it was amazing for everyone involved!
@lupo_grigio said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031025#Comment_2031025
every game has bugs, not every game uses its player base as beta testers, and give them broken patches on purpose
EULA.
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@JPLongstreet said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031208#Comment_2031208
Did you spend some of your precious lobby time drawing that?
Dedication
Oh no I have this on demand don't worry; I need it for meme purposes.
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@Chchchcheryl said:
That poor No Mither ;-;
He put his pancreas on the line and you stomped on it then ate it :(
monch
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@JPLongstreet said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031166#Comment_2031166
Dat face doe. Impressed he is ....... not.
moo moo angy >:(
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OP being told that the EULA actually holds some importance and isn't just words with more words meaning words:
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@YourNightmare said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/2031025#Comment_2031025
It's not a change, it's a beta test...
But hey if you all agree to be sheeps, continue to do so.
unironically calling someone a sheep lmao
you remind me of anti-vaxxers or flat earth believers and honestly at that point you need to re-evaluate several of your life choices
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"Wow thanks after 7k posts and coming up to 3 years on these forums I had no clue that people would say stupid things like that, your 100 posts and 5 months experience definitely trumps all of mine."
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@YourNightmare said:
YOUR BETA TESTERS !
We are players that have bought the game and we deserve quality. PTB is the platform where you can test your new features but the normal game should never be considered as a test playground.
We have paid the game, the full game to play it and enjoy it. So we deserve a few things :
- that you listen to the community when we tell you something, but seeing the state of the game you don't listen much...
- that everything works fine when you release a patch or a new feature
- that you don't change our game experience with your tests
Hire Beta tester as developers were doing 20 years ago or use your PTB.
that everything works fine when you release a patch or a new feature
Every game has bugs. This is an unavoidable fact, and the foundation that DBD is built on makes it buggier than most.
that you don't change our game experience with your tests
It's a live game and, if you read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that you agreed to in order to play this game and must abide by the terms of to continue playing, you'd know that they can do or change whatever they want, whenever they want, as they see fit.

















