The entity's hangout (we have a discord now! all are welcome)

friendlykillermain · October 29, 2018

lets just start with counting to 1000

discord link
https://discord.gg/M5sYpD7

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@MeatN2Vedge said:
I wipe my own ass

glad to see you joined us were all friends here

I_am_Negan · April 30, 2019

I brought toilet paper since everyone's talking about wiping there ass

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@I_am_Negan said:
I brought toilet paper since everyone's talking about wiping there ass

https://us.v-cdn.net/6030815/uploads/323/G95ITV0YSOEO.png

Wrong brand, it has to be torque branded, so when used it explodes

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451305#Comment_451305
Wrong brand, it has to be torque branded, so when used it explodes

is that by chance a borderlands reference?

KillermainBTWm8 · April 30, 2019

Is it odd that I just now noticed that these type of threads exist.

I_am_Negan · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451305#Comment_451305
Wrong brand, it has to be torque branded, so when used it explodes

Sorry

It was on sale

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@KillermainBTWm8 said:
Is it odd that I just now noticed that these type of threads exist.

hello glad you joined our little club where all friends here and all are excepted if you want you can even join our discord

Shad03 · April 30, 2019

HELLO MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!!!!

TRY OUT OUR NEW TORGUE BRAND TODAY! THE BADASS TOILET PAPER THAT MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!] EXPLODES MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!! YOU CAN'T GET MORE BADASS THEN THAT!

NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY A DOLLAR PLUS A HUG!

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Shad03 said:
HELLO MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!!!!
TRY OUT OUR NEW TORGUE BRAND TODAY! THE BADASS TOILET PAPER THAT MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!] EXPLODES MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!! YOU CAN'T GET MORE BADASS THEN THAT!
NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY A DOLLAR PLUS A HUG!

I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN! DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE!" THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"
"Before you can enter the tournament, you must digitally sign our legal waiver."
"Just kidding! F*CK THE LEGAL WAIVER! You're in TORGUE LAND now, sucker!"
"Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."
"Also, you need a sponsor for MOTHAF*CKIN' LEGAL REASONS!"
"You may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*ck it, give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a F*CK!?"
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES."
"IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE'S GONNA BETRAY THE F*CK OUTTA YOU!?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like our next combatant has arrived! Does the Vault Hunter have what it takes to survive the Appetite for Destruction round? I think we all know the answer: MAAAAAAAYBEEEE!"
"Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"

some of my favorite qoutes of his

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

some more

"If you're still alive, grab some ammo. If you're not, THIS MESSAGE IS IRRELEVANT!"
"The Vault Hunter is going through bandits faster than a fat kid in a cookie store! NOW I WANT COOKIES!"
"KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?"
"IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT-SPLOSION!"
"THIS IS MISTER TORGUE SAYING THAT I AM REALLY HUNGRY. SOMEBODY BRING ME A SANDWICH! ... END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT."
"This fight reminds me of my dad! ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!"
"A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"
"BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!"
BY REGISTERING IN THE BADASS TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T.

Shad03 · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain

Is it bad that I read all that in his voice?

Also not ENOUGH UPPERCASE MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Shad03 said:
@friendlykillermain
Is it bad that I read all that in his voice?
Also not ENOUGH UPPERCASE MOTHER [BEEPING NOISE!]!

i love him

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

My favorite Mister Torque quote is

"A referee?, WHAT THE F*CK IS A REFEREE!"

Shad03 · April 30, 2019

"Wait... Mr. Torgue is your first name? What's your last name?"

"FLEXIIIGGGTOONNN!"

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

..

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Shad03 @Hoodedfengm1n

i take were all excited for borderlands 3

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain Of course I am

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
@friendlykillermain Of course I am

i am so pumped i beat borderlands 2 100% no joke all badass ranks all missions and yes all drops thats why my years 2013 to 2015 are undocumented

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain Idid not beat it 100%, but completed the game at the wrong level, all I am going to say is I struggled on the vault

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
@friendlykillermain Idid not beat it 100%, but completed the game at the wrong level, all I am going to say is I struggled on the vault

im going out on a limb here but let me guess you avoided most side missions and speedrun saw tooth?😉

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

i know

GrootDude · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain you know me too well. The one I play had (I think it was nine toes or something else). I just rushed the main quest.

GrootDude · April 30, 2019

I like how everyone has turned vote downs into a joke. XD

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@GrootDude said:
I like how everyone has turned vote downs into a joke. XD

yup thats the revolution the downvote is out catalyst

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@GrootDude said:
@friendlykillermain you know me too well. The one I play had (I think it was nine toes or something else). I just rushed the main quest.

what ever gets you through the game are amazing

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451466#Comment_451466
im going out on a limb here but let me guess you avoided most side missions and speedrun saw tooth?😉

Yup, and I only used torgue weapons too, it was fun

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451471#Comment_451471
Yup, and I only used torgue weapons too, it was fun

swordsplosion best gun

KillermainBTWm8 · April 30, 2019

@GrootDude said:
I like how everyone has turned vote downs into a joke. XD

vote downs are better upvotes.

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@KillermainBTWm8 said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451476#Comment_451476
vote downs are better upvotes.

yeah

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451488#Comment_451488
swordsplosion best gun

Deus vult 2.0

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@Hoodied said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451490#Comment_451490
Deus vult 2.0

hell yeah

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

oh yeah work is over

Mushwin · April 30, 2019

Thinks i need something stronger then wine down here lol

I_am_Negan · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain said:
oh yeah work is over

@Mushwin said:
Thinks i need something stronger then wine down here lol

Here you go!

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

We need no wine, we're drunk on life

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster said:
We need no wine, we're drunk on life

I’ve got a bone to pick with you

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

Help😂

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster said:
Help😂

You won’t get any help not at this hour now tell me

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster tell me

Hoodied · April 30, 2019

@friendlykillermain said:
https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/451702#Comment_451702
I’ve got a bone to pick with you

*megalovania plays*

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

First time I drank something alcoholic I was six 😱

But it was by accident

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster said:
First time I drank something alcoholic I was six 😱
But it was by accident

That’s not what I want to know

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

What do you want to know 😰

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster said:
What do you want to know 😰

Why do you look 5 years older than me!?!

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

😂

No idea my man

😂😂😂

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

Genetics I guess

friendlykillermain · April 30, 2019

@LCGaster said:
😂
No idea my man
😂😂😂

I was looking at your pictures you posted and you look like your the 24 year old

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

When I was 15 someone thought I was 18😂

Mushwin · April 30, 2019

i could get high on life....so many people around here are smoking weed...i just need to inhale.....

LCGaster · April 30, 2019

I could probably go into a bar and no one would ask for my ID

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