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reprinted with kind permission from my bad self from the other thread likewise devoted to this topic.
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they nerfed it? all these survivor nerfs and killer buffs. i know the true culprit. the elephant that continues to relieve itself in the middle of the room. the great satan of this game. the cog in the wheel that mercilessly creates maelstrom and unrest.
three letters.
S. W. F.
fix that and all the subsequent nonsense vaporizes.
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fix that and all the subsequent nonsense vaporizes.
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they nerfed it? all these survivor nerfs and killer buffs. i know the true culprit. the elephant that continues to relieve itself in the middle of the room. the great satan of this game. the cog in the wheel that mercilessly creates maelstrom and unrest.
three letters.
S. W. F. -
now i am being called onto the carpet by "guest". i fear i shall slink into the shadows of obscurity and infamy due to my abhorrent gameplay. the ultimate nightmare come to stark reality. my skin crawls. i dare not go outside, for fear of being seen. i must warn my family to stay away...at all costs...please, stay away. leave me to my loathsome shame.
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Amanda55 said:
@Lowbei said:
i find it fascinating that the OP originally posted one salt thread, and got laughed at so badly that he got a complex, and now spams the forum with “im bad” threads.I hope he doesnt cut himself irl.
For real though lol.
another excellent example of my former point. someone actually sees video game experience as an actual reason to assess one's self-worth. fascinating. even if the test subjects can't see it (especially since, i should say), i can and am grateful for the comic relief. -
Lowbei said:i find it fascinating that the OP originally posted one salt thread, and got laughed at so badly that he got a complex, and now spams the forum with “im bad” threads.
I hope he doesnt cut himself irl.
you can only hope, my delusional little friend. besides, yet further testament to how warped your perception is. i believe i have readily supplied plenty of information as to why the world looks the way it does to you. hint-it is a reflection, especially when others don't see the same thing. -
Yohthao said:
You'd have to deliberately not try and search for survivors/not play strategically to score 2,000+ BP as a huntress or any killer for that matter.
Also, you give up too easily on playing killer. Give it more shots or observe other killers and see what they do that you don't. You shouldn't just give up the instant you come back, considering if you asked any other killers why you scored 2,000+ BP, it's because you didn't try hard enough and were quick to complain how bad of a killer you are instead of improving upon your existing skills.
meh, if you don't camp/tunnel, you won't win. this is from someone that does neither typically. gens go too fast. i have two p3 killers and all the rest are p2. an abundance of nurse blink videos in the media section also. dammit, my opinion matters. -
Runiver said:
Your life is pretty nice, as usual.
not going to lie. it is yet another awesome day to be me. it just....keeps....happening. -
PinkEricka said:Any ideas for a new ranking system? It seems like the higher of rank I climb, the worst team mates I get along with camping and tunneling killers. I’d expect to see it with the lower ranks but not the high ranks. It’s so hard to get a pip when it’s like this.
i have made the exact same observation. high rank is overrated. the bozo to player ration is 1.25 to 1 at such ranks. -
ah, about 200 dollars by my inaccurate and sketchy calculations. hmm.
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thank you, doc. how much in real cash does that come out to?
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next game i got 2 kills. once the gates opened, i camped one to death in the basement and one that was dumb enough to attempt a rescue. one escaped, one left and they held the game hostage for 20 minutes because i didn't chase them out. quite an experience.
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not finding anyone. swamp map. huntress. match couldn't have been 5 minutes. dreadful experience.
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i will probably continue to fail at the game and feel terrible about myself. i will also probably continue to be this groveling subservient, content to be addressed by you when you tire of the other nonsense to be found here. dare i say, a demented recluse whose only source of life and it's meaning shall be derived from the table-scraps of attention shed onto me by your words.
so undeserving of better, am i. -
BoxingRouge said:
To top it off the game is down on PS4 now, getting blue screened every time we start up the game.
i have had several episodes of that as of late my bad self. ps4, yes. -
true dat, cat. back on topic-lowbei is a butthead.
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ItsDaEmuDood said:
@ItsDaEmuDood said:
There was another Survivor over there. You just have to look by the locker when the generator is completed. It was just a basic Dwight over there.You can also hear the cranking in between of another person cranking if you listen closely, because I hear back-and-forth cranking, signaling that two survivors were on the generator. Also, when you went down, you see the nearby Dwight? He was the one on the gen with you. He just walked after it was done.
very good. thank you. the part that confounded me though was the 180 i did with the wraith. slow motion isn't even required to see it. i won't lie, i have benefitted from the same as killer but...it doesn't look....legit or like something that should even happen. -
ItsDaEmuDood said:
There was another Survivor over there. You just have to look by the locker when the generator is completed. It was just a basic Dwight over there.
ah, ok. i should have known. that amoeba had been meandering about aimlessly the whole match for reasons that he himself could probably not even pinpoint. this is what i hate about rank as it is now. the way randumbs play is so unpredictable and contrary to even the loosest form of unity or teamwork. yet, a toll is taken on the solo survivor. -
Jack11803 said:
Just re read it and realized I said bro nazi instead of neo nazi. i is stupid
lol, i figured the intent was on par with the rest. -
i love ben shapiro, larry elder, thomas sowell, david horowitz, mark levin, michael savage and the whole lot of them.
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Jack11803 said:
@EpicFailTryHard said:
Okkoner said:@RemoveSWF said:
They report for things that aren't even crimes:
Camping.
Slugging.
Hatch standoff.
Not rescuing a fellow survivor.
Farming a fellow survivor on the hook.
They report for things that SHOULDN'T be crimes: Post-game insults - Sticks and stones. Get over it.
Holding the game hostage - Last remaining survivor hides because they feel like they can't do a gen without being killed. Do you expect them to kill themselves in an attempt to fix a gen? No, fix your game BHVR, either help the killer find the survivor or help the survivor make progress (or both).
Three gen strat - If a killer is doing this and not chasing survivors, it's because he thinks a gen will pop if he stops patrolling them. Is he supposed to take the bait and chase somebody while the others repair? No, fix your game BHVR, help the killer catch them or help the survivors repair faster (or both).
"Reasonable games have built-in rules and simply do not allow illegal moves to happen in the first place." - David Sirlin.
The ONLY thing people should report for is hacking. Speedhacks, seeing through walls, etc.
ehh idk about post game insults thats harassment isn't it?
i am bewildered at those that actually need protection from insults. we live in the age of the maladjusted ninny. persistent harassment is a different story but....seriously, man up alreadyMan up!? Gender roles are toxic, and you are a bro nazi. I believe in equality! (Though in all honesty I do think gender roles are stupid, you know what else is stupid? Third wave feminism. It trying to solve a problem that’s non-existent, and is just instead reversing the proposed problem. It’s like solving whites enslaving blacks during the civil war, by instead having blacks enslave whites.)
lol, i have read your words before and realized you thought like me. i didn't comment at the time but took note. god bless america. -
you are wearing me down with sheer repetition. a potent trump card you wield.
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Jack11803 said:
@EpicFailTryHard said:
i guess there is no real consequence for flagging for those obsessed with it. i may have to get in on the fun myself. joking. i don't need to.Requires a single person to flag you like ten times in one thread, a certain few someones really didn’t like me, and wasn’t able to post for a good few days after they flag waved me.
wow, really? so the "powers that be" are not amenable to logic then? i may have to reconsider all this then. people just randomly booted out because someone knows how to make noise. interesting way to run the asylum. -
Master said:
@ComelyStar said:
Why can't they just introduce instant time penalties? If the system is able to recognise if a DC was intentional or not as they claim, then what's the problem in locking players out of the game for like 30 minutes when they DC?Also, they could introduce a 1 day ban if someone intentionally DCd more than 3 times in a day. But don't let that build up as in resulting to a permanent ban. Let them be banned for a day over and over again if they keep DCing over and over again.
Because there are countless bugs in the game that actually force you to DC. I had a day where I had to DC three times in a single day (long session though) because several survivors were holding me hostage.
Fix those bugs, then introduce casual and ranked and have strong punishments in ranked
i have seen this as well. those with vast spans of time to spend can and will trap survivors in corners. i saw a survivor just last night who had bond and empathy working with the killer. neither experience is worth more than 5 seconds of my time after discovering the truth -
ah. thank you, silas.
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dude...you're like the wizard of oz or something. how much for just the money exclusive items?
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i guess there is no real consequence for flagging for those obsessed with it. i may have to get in on the fun myself. joking. i don't need to.
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i can't post the link.
here is the theory.
Written by Mike Metier - Call Of Duty Hacker.
"After two weeks of exhaustive study, and pouring through thousands of lines of code, I have finally got the proof I need to bring this conspiracy to light. The programmers at Infinity Ward are good, but I'M better. Do not worry, all will make sense shortly...
Have you ever been playing MW2 and thought "that's not right, I shot him first!"? Maybe you ambushed an enemy from behind, blasted him with 5 rounds to the chest, and then he spins around shoots you once in the foot, and you die? Everyone blames lag. Well, it's NOT lag. It's something far worse, and it just may signal the end of "fair" gaming forever.
While investigating the recent claims, and going through the code of MW2, I made a discovery in one of the subroutines of the game AI. It's called "spfg.exe" (we'll call it SniperFrog since all will make sense just bear with me) and it's an AI subroutine that "evens" out the game by lending additional AI resources to a player, or by limiting the player in really cheap ways.
For example, you ever start playing really good, and suddenly you go on a death streak where you can't even barely MOVE without getting killed? You'll get slaughtered like 5 times in a minute? That's the SniperFrog program in action. Alternately, maybe you'll have been having a rough streak, and suddenly you'll go on an amazing killstreak and it feels like you can't do anything wrong? Again, SniperFrog.
The SniperFrog program is meant to "even" out the game. So that ALL players can feel like they're awesome at some points, even if that has to come at the expense of other players doing poorly. It's a plan by IW to sell more copies of the game. You CAN disable SniperFrog by going offline, SniperFrog is dependent on it's conscious AI mainframe to work and it's only available online."
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this all looks like sniperfrog.
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i didn't think it was a lag switch but the part i am referring to is the juke at the end. i do a 180. wraith begins swing where i am first at and then finishes swing 180 degrees away at polar opposite side. makes no sense and i saw that a couple times last night. this was the best angle to see such of all of them.
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i get that every now and then. i am on ps4 and usually testing the connection fixes it for some reason.
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try technical issues category.
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for being such a rabble rousing brute with his text, he sure does get cantankerous when the strong resemblance he bears to bozo the clown is brought to the table.
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whenever i see lowbei, i see flags on my posts. coincidence? i think not.
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good lord.
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SadonicShadow said:
So ever since i got this game i developed the idea that i would try my hardest to get every character to P3-50 with all perks in the game. 486 hours in and i am no where close to reaching that goal. I dont even have all of the DLC and only my Billy and Claudette are P3-50 with all perks i can easily unlock so far with my doctor at P3-38. So the point of my question. Is it worth it? I mean i am only doing it for the satisfaction of saying i have maxed everyone out but the grind has become so daunting to me that is it literally sapping the fun out of the game. I only invest points into my Billy when i have a new perk to get but other than that all the points go into other characters i dont even play and this has lead to me not using any of the fun offerings and addons on my main character because i feel like it would be a waste since the points could go towards leveling up other characters. Am i on a fools errand? Am i wasting my time with this almost unrealistic goal? To the people that have P3-50ed every character with all the perks. Is it worth the satisfaction of maxing everything?
i am happy with my decision. i have all survivors at p3 but only one at level 50. all killers at p2 with 2 at p3. i love the blood outfits and the challenge. i have been playing since day one on ps4 and still love the game. i even started playing on a second account. i doubt i will max it all out again but never know. -
i hear he is a bed wetter though. i hope he is diaper savvy and able to finance his own supply.
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good times.
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he seems a bit high maintenance for my tastes but exciting nonetheless.
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Lowbei said:
lol i really dont care what you post. plus you bump my posts with your butthurt on the regular.EpicFailTryHard said:powerbats said:@EpicFailTryHard said:
EpicFailTryHard said:
powerbats said:@Lowbei said:
some people report you for reporting them.
I've actually had ppl threaten to report me if I report them for reporting me while they were racist, homophobic, etc. Those i just laugh and think to myself go right ahead.
you sound like a liberal.
lmao. flagged! i thought being called a liberal was a good thing? realistically, it isn't but a liberal would say it is.
Wasn't me since I don't consider that to be flag worthy and not sure who would.
no big thing. i suspect it was the little mod monster lowbei. his perception tells him that everyone wants to flag him. he can't figure out why that is all he sees in the world around him.
it doesn't bother me and i actually enjoy doing so. you're welcome. -
derp.
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Master said:
@DocOctober said:
Why do you need a word? You can go into the store, look at the prices and add them up.math is hard
so is comprehension and the ability to understand that one's own experience is not the be all, end all for everyone else. -
DocOctober said:
Why do you need a word? You can go into the store, look at the prices and add them up.
i am on ps4. -
i have come to read, so no worries.
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GreyhoundRacer said:
DBD - Chapter VIII "Curtain Call" - When will it be available for the PS4? Can't wait to try the Clown and The Afterpiece Tonic!
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powerbats said:
@EpicFailTryHard said:
EpicFailTryHard said:
powerbats said:@Lowbei said:
some people report you for reporting them.
I've actually had ppl threaten to report me if I report them for reporting me while they were racist, homophobic, etc. Those i just laugh and think to myself go right ahead.
you sound like a liberal.
lmao. flagged! i thought being called a liberal was a good thing? realistically, it isn't but a liberal would say it is.
Wasn't me since I don't consider that to be flag worthy and not sure who would.
no big thing. i suspect it was the little mod monster lowbei. his perception tells him that everyone wants to flag him. he can't figure out why that is all he sees in the world around him. -
EpicFailTryHard said:
lmao. flagged! i thought being called a liberal was a good thing? realistically, it isn't but a liberal would say it is. -
true, ratt. i just grow weary as it is literally every game now.
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:: waits for the land speed record flag to be affixed to post. ::
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i can't resist exploiting bozos. so nice to have haters. i would have it no other way.