EpicFailTryHard
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have you ever heard the saying, "if you spot it, you got it"? who am i kidding? of course you haven't. it can be a daunting proposition for some. it means, that all that one sees in the world, especially the items one can not let go of or continually harp on, are a very real reflection of who they themselves are. isn't that strange? funny how that works. it is called "transference" in pop psychology. god had a wicked sense of humor when he made us.
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:: forfeits a box of kleenex ::
you wanted this, right? -
all these years, i hoped for validation from some random malcontent who wishes to infect others with his own mental affliction. now, i wallow in the ashes and ruin of a once great dream.
keep the light on. bessie. i'm coming home. the jig is up. -
Okkoner said:
@RemoveSWF said:
They report for things that aren't even crimes:Camping.
Slugging.
Hatch standoff.
Not rescuing a fellow survivor.
Farming a fellow survivor on the hook.They report for things that SHOULDN'T be crimes:
Post-game insults - Sticks and stones. Get over it.
Holding the game hostage - Last remaining survivor hides because they feel like they can't do a gen without being killed. Do you expect them to kill themselves in an attempt to fix a gen? No, fix your game BHVR, either help the killer find the survivor or help the survivor make progress (or both).
Three gen strat - If a killer is doing this and not chasing survivors, it's because he thinks a gen will pop if he stops patrolling them. Is he supposed to take the bait and chase somebody while the others repair? No, fix your game BHVR, help the killer catch them or help the survivors repair faster (or both)."Reasonable games have built-in rules and simply do not allow illegal moves to happen in the first place." - David Sirlin.
The ONLY thing people should report for is hacking. Speedhacks, seeing through walls, etc.
ehh idk about post game insults thats harassment isn't it?
i am bewildered at those that actually need protection from insults. we live in the age of the maladjusted ninny. persistent harassment is a different story but....seriously, man up already
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looping and ds just aren't a problem. i ignore people that enjoy running around in circles unless i am nurse or hag. those two stop that crap immediately. ds? meh. i just catch them again. if i don't, there are 3 other survivors. for the most part, i am fairly successful at dodging swf. the real problem with ds and looping. it just is.
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ThePloopz said:
I can’t wait to see the threads made when it releases those should be interesting as wellEpicFailTryHard said:Amanda55 said:@TheChanelOberlin said:
WEll the games servers just completely died for me and my friend group in the game at the same time and we now can’t get back on.
usually this only happens to all of us when a patch is being pushed through.
fingers crossed it’s the case this time too.Well if we all just chill out and wait it won't kill us lol
by the way it sounds, an aneurysm or cardiac arrest is imminent for those emotionally locked in to all this.
spazzocity will have a sequel and i am on the edge of my seat. i am something of a parasite in such matters. -
a very controversial thread this has become.
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i feel better about my own antics that are replete with sticking out my bottom lip, sucking my thumb and stomping my feet when i read threads like this. thank you.
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hell, i screamed all the way through that last post. motivate, people. get on my level, already.
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all this bellyaching would come across as more heinous (thus requiring magic tricks to make us stop) if we could get some people to writhe on the floor among the inclusion of these other maudlin theatrics. how are we going to get anything done if no one is willing to go "full monty" and cast any reservations or shame aside?
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spazzocity will have a sequel and i am on the edge of my seat with giddy anticipation. i am something of an unconscionable parasite in such matters.
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Lowbei said:
Is there a Baby Killer of the Year award we can give?Runiver said:@EpicFailTryHard
Please, keep going.
You're kinda cute at this point.
* Pokes with a stick * Move please.
you could always make one with your play-doh set. i hear you have been anxious to show it off. allow me to be your inspiration. your parents would forever be indebted to me for giving you something to occupy your time. -
play the nurse. she stops that crap right quick. to quote the walking dead's neegan-"i will shut that ######### down!"
seriously. practice and don't give up on her. i have many videos of nurse in media section. she ain't playin'. -
Amanda55 said:
@TheChanelOberlin said:
WEll the games servers just completely died for me and my friend group in the game at the same time and we now can’t get back on.
usually this only happens to all of us when a patch is being pushed through.
fingers crossed it’s the case this time too.Well if we all just chill out and wait it won't kill us lol
by the way it sounds, an aneurysm or cardiac arrest is imminent for those emotionally locked in to all this. -
i literally heard all the teeth gnashing on my way in here. what a sheer joy to behold. god bless america.
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they got fed up with all the nonsense about bodyblocking and tunneling. it went bye-bye forever.
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EpicFailTryHard said:wow. i think the devs are as amused by all this as i am. we are blessed to have such a spazzy community. i play the game, crazy in my message box. i read the forum and....spazzocity. i can't blame them one bit. what a show! awesome! stay spazzy!
flagged. lowbei just above me. lol.
i should have chimed in about how this is all "just reprehensible, tragic and a grave injustice!" for a couple "awesomes". is it too late?
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Runiver said:
@EpicFailTryHard
Please, keep going.
You're kinda cute at this point.
* Pokes with a stick * Move please.
when have i been anything but cute, enchanting and wondrous? -
wow. i think the devs are as amused by all this as i am. we are blessed to have such a spazzy community. i play the game, crazy in my message box. i read the forum and....spazzocity. i can't blame them one bit. what a show! awesome! stay spazzy!
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quite true, beaburd. well said. it makes me rethink camping unfortunately. a strategy i hate but continue to see the necessity of.
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Shadoureon said:
What the hell was the other survivor doing the whole time...
makes me wonder. i was the last one alive at the end. -
there is a spot below there? outside?Nick said:Thats next to the oldschool spot. Where you can drop down, people were in love with that place back in the days
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Dave_Microwave said:
lol, yeah that is a really good hiding spot.
took me 16 minutes but i got the gen. dude was tripping. he was camping the hatch at the end and i snuck past him. -
nick is right. as it stands now, the killer must get two kills to pip.
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admirable, nonetheless.
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exploiting swf players. heart-warming but more a testament to how silly they can be.
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Master said:
@EpicFailTryHard said:
...than i am for the dlc. i have played since the first day this came to consoles and i have never seen so much camping and tunneling. dreadful to play against but i guess some people like that type of thing because it really is the best they can do and it is what they expect from others. the "2-kill to pip for killers" can not go away fast enough. i realize there will still be garbage gameplay but i can't wait to see it ease up a bit.(forum mentality="he has an opinion different from mine and says it. he must be a troll.")
PC player here so I can talk about 2.0
Camping and tunneling is exactly the same as it was before. Looping has only become slightly less effective without the vacuum and the only real change is that survivors who 360 in front of the pallet for BM usually get hit now.
Other than that there have been no real changes. Sure we got cosmetics you can grind now, we got another useless killer and a remade assylum map with big loop spots in the house. So nothing has changed basically besides from the cosmetic store (10 bucks for 1 skin btw)Edit: I forgot, one thing has changed indeed. Piping as survivor has become a participation reward now, its so easy, I trolled one game as a locker dwight doing nothing and I almost piped
welcome news to a baddie such as myself.
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Lowbei said:this is what, your 8th or 9th butthurt thread about legit game tactics? youve cried about camping, tunnelling, 360s, dcs, perks, etc.
spend less time whining on the forums and more time getting gud ingame.
gg
:: cackles maniacally :: ewww...he mad.
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lowbei attempting to betray his base nature. he really does care.
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TheChanelOberlin said:I find it amusing how DbD has content updates that somehow take longer than the 10 day certification process and these developers fail to deliver on their simultaneous release promise yet a game with a much lower budget and playerbase and a less experienced team aka F13 The Game nailed every single one of its patches in a timely manner and everyone received it at the same time.
in a way BHVR you’re worse devs than F13’s. They didn’t willingly [BAD WORD] their console users and in the process cause huge queue times because console players are fed the [BAD WORD] up.
its taking me ten minutes to find a match atm, you’re arseholes. [BAD WORD] your game, I’m buying ESO Plus with the £30 I saved for the chapter and cells.
let's get real here. f13 is a mess. lifetime bans for finding glitches. screw that game. these people are light years ahead of gun media. -
at this point however, i would like to call the class's attention to the resident punching bag. notice the tactics he advocates and then has the audacity to brag about rank. no wonder he is so riled up by my threads.
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ok but only because you say so. deranged nerd.
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me neither, amanda but i always got a mouthful of gripes. just how i roll.
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some time in the next couple weeks.
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mintchapstick said:
@EpicFailTryHard said:
microphones handicap survivors? if you camp and tunnel, yes. not my idea of a good time but knock yourself out. besides, borrowed time gets them loose every time.######### are you talking about? That has nothing to do with this thread.
@ OP: That WOULD be scary, but also as someone who always forgets to look behind themselves, you get over that pretty fast actually.
take a valium, chappy. -
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microphones handicap survivors? if you camp and tunnel, yes. not my idea of a good time but knock yourself out. besides, borrowed time gets them loose every time.
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i did find turning up my brightness does help (in the dark) as suggested prior but my eyes are not coping well. too bright needed to read. i love playing/talking about this game but....yeah.
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no, they get rid of swf and they won't need to keep handicapping killers with things like this. microphones are overpowered.
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a study needs to be done to find out what happens prior to a rage quit. wouldn't that be interesting?
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100% agreed. daytime? forget it. i have to look at in the dark and even then, i must highlight it. just too much work
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glasses! hilarious! dark grey on black. just not seeing it real well. it is a chore to read this stuff any more. i was probably on the brink of flag oblivion anyways as nearly every message was getting flagged.
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it is very bad.
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lmao. i feel...i am not sure how to feel about that.
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TheChanelOberlin said:For anyone’s looking at this thread now if the update isn’t released today they didn’t submit for certification the day they told us about the delay.
10 days is max certification time for a patch, no longer like they’re trying to say, so if the patch doesn’t drop today they’ve been lying to console players.
i have a complete and total forum freak-out on standby. i actually hope they don't because i love a good spaz that i know will be co-signed. -
pwn'd.
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Lowbei said:
lol i dont care. keep crying with your flags to feel better about getting rekt both ingame and on the forumEpicFailTryHard said:you mean like your non-sensical threads getting deleted, lowbei?
i have only seen you abandoning conversations to save face. i am always the last to comment. i am humored by this vanity and delusion of yours, however. flagging? why would i need to? i own you. -
1. i don't particularly care for capital letters and besides, i look like a rebel when i don't conform.
2. being an "#########" is a matter of perception. it is usually an observation made by one that can't decipher an obvious attempt at humor. as for myself and any complex associated with such an idea, i feel remarkably content and guilt-free.
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you mean like your non-sensical threads getting deleted, lowbei?