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It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Heal our men!

Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

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  • thekiller490490 thekiller490490
    Legion needs to be heavily guarded!!
  • AntiJelly AntiJelly

    This is comedy gold. Rank 20 forum troll spotted!

  • Master Master

    I dropped my lol button :wink:

  • ShrimpTwiggs ShrimpTwiggs

    Alas, if only the lol button was still with us. Then I could properly support this noble cause.

  • Bug_Reporter Bug_Reporter

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    Where is the LOL button?

  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan

    My Katana is ready

  • RSB RSB

    @Master said:
    I dropped my lol button :wink:

    @Bug_Reporter said:

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    Where is the LOL button?

    @ShrimpTwiggs said:
    Alas, if only the lol button was still with us. Then I could properly support this noble cause.

    1 " vote up" = 1 survivor killed
    1 "awesome" = 1 Cannon loaded against the hordes of barbaric survkids

  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    wait, I put something into that thread and...come on, the people that do not need a nerf whatsoever he wants them nerfed, welcome to the rank 20 club

  • RSB RSB

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    wait, I put something into that thread and...come on, the people that do not need a nerf whatsoever he wants them nerfed, welcome to the rank 20 club

    R21 is strong with that one.

  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763

    I'm sharpening my claws

  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I'm sharpening my claws

    dont worry he is a dwight with no perks or items

  • Incarnate Incarnate

    I gotta ask though, who' is the doc who's responsible for this survivor madness.. ;)

  • Master Master

    @Bug_Reporter said:

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    Where is the LOL button?

    Here it is:

  • RSB RSB

    @Incarnate said:
    I gotta ask though, who' is the doc who's responsible for this survivor madness.. ;)

    He got hit in the head with a brick on Lery's.

  • Bug_Reporter Bug_Reporter

    Im ready for them...

  • Fenrir Fenrir
    For the Horde
  • RSB RSB

    @Bug_Reporter said:
    Im ready for them...

    Lead the charge!

    SURVIVORS' SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • redsopine01 redsopine01
    RSB said:

    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    But wouldn't legion work well as a distraction squad and while they was kept busy the others could capitalize on the damage they do and once the siege reaches night Freddy could decimate them in there sleep
  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    we need more people making food, nea help

  • MyNamePete MyNamePete

    @Master said:
    I dropped my lol button :wink:

    o snap i dropped my
    p o c k e t

  • MyNamePete MyNamePete

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    I got my bottles in hand,
    READY
    ,
    AIM
    ,
    FIRE!
    clown laugh

  • Mr_Myers Mr_Myers

    TOMBSTONE FRAGMENT AT THE READY!

  • GT_Legend2 GT_Legend2
    I feared this day will come. 

    CANONS AT THE READY
  • RSB RSB

    @redsopine01 said:
    RSB said:

    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    But wouldn't legion work well as a distraction squad and while they was kept busy the others could capitalize on the damage they do and once the siege reaches night Freddy could decimate them in there sleep

    Someone needs to prepare food, clean the fortress' quarters and warm beds taking care of all needs of our warriors needs.

    The weakest will serve. Freddy is their chamberlain, the master of all servants, while Legion are his, ekhm, bitches.

  • RSB RSB

    They are regrouping and attacking this thread! https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34903/behaviors-design-ethic-is-crap#latest

    Send reinforcements!

  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan

    I would like a cheeseburger

  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare
  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

  • RSB RSB

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    We have discount on the Legion's sexual services.

  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    @I_am_Negan said:
    I would like a cheeseburger

    would you like a 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan

    @RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    We have discount on the Legion's sexual services.

    Sure why not i need to relax after all that chasing

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    I would like a cheeseburger

    would you like a 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

    2 number 9's with extra onions

  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
    Large and some ice not a lot 
  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
    Large and some ice not a lot 
    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken
  • DocFabron DocFabron
    Nokillerinozone said:
    Wow. Look at all the killers giving each other HJ's and shitting on me for not thinking killers are so wildly underpowered that they can't even change their own diaper. Absolutely ridiculous.
    @Master you're gonna need to bring that LOL button again.
  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
    Large and some ice not a lot 
    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken
    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 
  • DocFabron DocFabron
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
    Large and some ice not a lot 
    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken
    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 
    Why would you pay at all? You're Negan! They answer to you, they provide for you!
  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 
    Large and some ice not a lot 
    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken
    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 
    Well, if you qualify as a nurse you get a 75% discount, Billy's get a 50% discount and Spirits and Hags get a 20% discount all other killers get a default 5% discount 
  • RSB RSB

    @I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:


    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

    Large and some ice not a lot 

    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:


    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

    Large and some ice not a lot 

    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    Wait, you talking about me? 
  • RSB RSB

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:



PhantomMask20763 said:



I_am_Negan said:

@PhantomMask20763 said:

I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare



Well done, and can  I get fries with that



Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

Large and some ice not a lot 

Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.

    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    Wait, you talking about me? 

    Umm, no.

    A survivor who broke into the fortress, and as I can see, you are a Freddy, our chamberlain, so I'm not talking about you.

  • DocFabron DocFabron
    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:


    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

    Large and some ice not a lot 

    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    I main Spirit, Hag, Freddy, and Legion. Do i get any Wounded Warrior discounts after entering battle as either of the latter 2?
  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    RSB said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:



PhantomMask20763 said:



I_am_Negan said:

@PhantomMask20763 said:

I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare



Well done, and can  I get fries with that



Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

Large and some ice not a lot 

Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.

    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    Wait, you talking about me? 

    Umm, no.

    A survivor who broke into the fortress, and as I can see, you are a Freddy, our chamberlain, so I'm not talking about you.

    Thank you, I wouldn't mind being a jester though, would you like complimentary milkshake?
  • RSB RSB

    @Doc_W__HOLLIDAY said:
    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:



PhantomMask20763 said:



I_am_Negan said:

@PhantomMask20763 said:

I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare



Well done, and can  I get fries with that



Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

Large and some ice not a lot 

Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.

    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

    Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    I main Spirit, Hag, Freddy, and Legion. Do i get any Wounded Warrior discounts after entering battle as either of the latter 2?

    You need a Wounded Warrior Badge given by a Doctor to get said discount, sir.

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    RSB said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said: PhantomMask20763 said: I_am_Negan said: @PhantomMask20763 said: I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare Well done, and can I get fries with that Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink  Large and some ice not a lot  Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.

    Also the ice cream machine is broken

Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 



This order will be on house, we need our warriors on good shape to fight the barbarians.

Also one of them broke into the fortress, but he seems a little #########, we will keep him as our Jester.

    Wait, you talking about me? 

    Umm, no.

    A survivor who broke into the fortress, and as I can see, you are a Freddy, our chamberlain, so I'm not talking about you.

    Thank you, I wouldn't mind being a jester though, would you like complimentary milkshake?

    Oh, no no, since we have a Legion in the fortress, the only milkshake I want is the one I can give to a Legion slave in our Dark Room.

  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    @Nokillerinozone said:
    Wow. Look at all the killers giving each other HJ's and shitting on me for not thinking killers are so wildly underpowered that they can't even change their own diaper. Absolutely ridiculous.

    be quiet radiant, your just complaining so people would listen to you, your possibly worse than all dwights without perks and items all combined if your complaining about something so small, you are the reason this post was made and you really shouldn't be surprised

  • PhantomMask20763 PhantomMask20763
    alivebydeadight said:

    @Nokillerinozone said:
    Wow. Look at all the killers giving each other HJ's and shitting on me for not thinking killers are so wildly underpowered that they can't even change their own diaper. Absolutely ridiculous.

    be quiet radiant, your just complaining so people would listen to you, your possibly worse than all dwights without perks and items all combined if your complaining about something so small, you are the reason this post was made and you really shouldn't be surprised

    He said Legion needed nerfs in one thread, I stopped paying attention to what he said after that
  • alivebydeadight alivebydeadight

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    We have discount on the Legion's sexual services.

    Sure why not i need to relax after all that chasing

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    I would like a cheeseburger

    would you like a 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

    2 number 9's with extra onions

    Okay so that would be $0.00, would that be for here or to go?

  • I_am_Negan I_am_Negan

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @RSB said:

    @I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    We have discount on the Legion's sexual services.

    Sure why not i need to relax after all that chasing

    @alivebydeadight said:

    @I_am_Negan said:
    I would like a cheeseburger

    would you like a 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda

    2 number 9's with extra onions

    Okay so that would be $0.00, would that be for here or to go?

    To go so I can get back in the hunt

    @Doc_W__HOLLIDAY said:
    I_am_Negan said:


    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:


    PhantomMask20763 said:


    I_am_Negan said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I_am_Negan said:

    I would like a cheeseburger

      Would you like that well done or Rare

    Well done, and can I get fries with that

    Sure, would you like a medium or large cup for your drink 

    Large and some ice not a lot 

    Ok your total comes out to, $20.69.
    Also the ice cream machine is broken

    Well forget it, if the ice cream machine is broken I don't want it. 

    Why would you pay at all? You're Negan! They answer to you, they provide for you!

    Your right it must of slipped my mind. Legion slaves and cheeseburgers in the basement in Yamaoka Estate at the end of the day.

  • Shad03 Shad03

    @RSB said:
    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/34622/killers-like-legion-spirit-and-hag-need-nerfs#latest

    It is happening, wild survivors broke the First Gate to our Kingdom! Prepare crossbowmen, boiling oil in cauldrons and Elite squadron of Nurses - they will lead the charge. Clowns and Huntresses on the walls, aiding Billies and Bubbas on the frontline, Trappers and Hags trapping near forest and outer walls, Wraiths and Piggies scouting behind the enemies lines, Spirits and Michaels - assasin their leaders! Doctors! Healthy our men!

    Freddy... Now you have a souchef in your kitchen, show Legion how to cook a nice meals for our warriors.

    I got iridescent and bloody traps lined up, I got a Hag placing Scarred Hand, Disfigured Ear traps as well. They ain't getting through my defenses.

  • Peasant Peasant
    @RSB I shall rally a levy of peasants to act as fodder, milord!
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