I PRESENT TO YOU A DBD FORUM SCRIPT
The way many threads go:
OP: The sky is what you see when you look up. (2 upvotes)
A: If you're going to post, get your facts straight. I can already tell you don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's spelled, "skye." (5 upvotes)
OP: No, it's not. I know what I'm talking about. (1 upvote)
B: Actually, you're both wrong. It's s-k-i-g-h. (7 upvotes)
C: You're actually all wrong. It's c-e-i-l-i-n-g. The word got updated a long time ago. (12 upvotes)
D: Are you an idiot? That's spelled s-e-a-l-i-n-g and that's still the wrong word in this context. It's s-k-y, like the OP said. Maybe you should actually read a dictionary before commenting. (16 upvotes)
C: I do read dictionaries. I even won the Spelling Bee in the third grade and I can link you a screenshot of a dictionary showing you I'm right. (7 upvotes)
F: Who cares about what your one screenshot from a dictionary no one has ever heard of says? And wow, good for you. You won in the third grade. Like that somehow makes you an expert.🙄
The silent majority reading the thread: 👀
Some: Well, OP is a big boy. I'm sure he can handle this by himself.
Others: I don't wanna deal with the stress.
Others still: Not worth my energy.
Even more others: No one will believe me anyway.
The saddest: I think OP is right, but maybe we're actually wrong . . .
Comments
The silent majority reading this thread: 👀
I didn't actually read the post but here's an argument against a strawman I built that I assume you agreed with and here are all the ways straw you is wrong
Just the sort of thing a killer main would say...
Some: Well, OP is a big boy. I'm sure he can handle this by himself. 💘
I'll have you know that I have 52,596 hours in the game and 52595 of those are me being at Iri Red Survivor 1 Ultimate Super Champion on the MLG circuit so I know what I'm talking about
look at this cat
You make a very good point. I am switching to your side.
I know that's not very realistic on the forums but your argument was just too compelling to ignore
You should've countered with Holly.
@Seraphor @tippy2k2
TLDR
I'm mad at Holly right now. I found a damn baby mouse just sitting in my basement!
WHAT DO I EVEN PAY YOU FOR HOLLY!?!?!?!?
You're lucky you're so cute...
The cat has also won me over. I'll at least agree to a truce.
Cat, continue enjoying yourself.
If that cat was the OP on every thread, there would be no disagreements.
Me: Frantically looking for some old thing to talk about.
She's protesting because you don't share enough pics of her to show off how adorable she is. Probably also would like more treats. Maybe get the Temptations Human Flesh Halloween cat treats and tell her it's real people and not chicken.
Was this written by wraith?
Hmmmm....maybe
I guess it's worth a try. What pic hasn't been shared yet...
BELLY RUB ATTACK!!!
You do realize that by your logic, if this was written by Wraith, then SWF would get buffed AND Pig would get nerfed???
(How I make that connection should be obvious).
@Seraphor @tippy2k2 @Zen_but_not_Zen @AnneBonny
By the way, you guys did not disappoint 😏😆
I like you 😊
Just doing my job citizen!