Discussion: Rename (as a joke if possible) the existing perks in the game!
Leaving an example there:
Remember: This is not for creating troubles and/or search reworks of perks. Just a healthy way of doing renames of perks for fun!
Leaving an example there:
Remember: This is not for creating troubles and/or search reworks of perks. Just a healthy way of doing renames of perks for fun!
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Decisive Strike = Who's got the power now, #########?
Spine Chill = Oh, so you think your small terror radius will stop me from knowing you're coming after me?
Kindred = Camping Detector
Unbreakable = Pick Me Up Right Away
Dead Hard = Extra Health State
Sprint Burst = Gonna Walk Most the Game
Inner Strength = The Best Healing Perk
Soul Guard = Borrowed Time for Slugging
Deliverance = You'll Be Hooked First, Guaranteed
Resilience = No Reason To Heal
Bond = Lead Killers To Your Teammates
Balanced Landing = A God On Haddonfield
We'll Make It = Please Stop Self-caring
Flip-Flop = Going to be picked up instantly every time
Self-Care = Waste of Time
For the People = We'll Make it, for non-wussies
Head-On = Eat it, Huntress
Alert = Who's been dropping pallets?
Empathy = Seriously, please stop running self-care
Botany Knowledge = Faster Heals
Autodidact = Worthless
Mettle Of Man = Insta-Borrowed Time for Real Men
Urban Evasion = Eat it, Hag
Object of Obsession = Make Killers DC
Distortion = Anti-BBQ
Plunderer's instinct = Key Finder 3000
Saboteur = Why didn't you just bring a toolbox?
Left Behind = Use In Case you don't know how to listen for the hatch
Breakdown = Try to Farm Me Now
Dark Sense = Better Hope They're Not Running Rancor
Second Wind = The Heal you'll never feel
Better Together = Get your teammates to lead the killer straight to you
Detective's Hunch = Deja Plunderer's Game: 3 Perks in One
Diversion = Nobody's Fooled By This
Pharmacy = For Those who want to self-care without wasting your time, but don't own the stranger things chapter
Streetwise = Two Extra Seconds of Flashlight
Calm Spirit = Eat it, Doc
Breakout = Don't take my teammate to the basement
We're Gonna Live Forever = BBQ and Chili, only not usefu
Red Herring = Nobody's Fooled by this 2, but at least it doesn't take ten minutes to charge and hey maybe you can find that gen you were working on earlier
Off the Record = Poor Man's Iron Will
Boil Over = Trash
Repressed Alliance = Eat it, Pop goes the Weasel
Stake OUt = Great SKill Checks for people who don't know how to hit great skill checks
Babysitter = I don't know what Borrowed Time Is but I bought the Stranger Things Chapter and I wanted to see what this did
Premonition = Spine Chill with a cooldown
Open-Handed = Aura-Extender (not to be confused with Ace in the Hole, which has been known to happen to some Devs)
No Mither = Tunnel Me Please
Or Hex Help: No Ones Even Dead yet
Do the bones and it doesnt hurt you. You can't ######### about a perk being OP or a crutch when it's easily countered
Damn bro, I thought this was just a joke discussion, not a real debate on the perks.
Like I said before, good survivors don't give a ######### about Noed , and good killers don't use it.
Hex: Devour Hope - Hex: Please Be Hidden Well So I Don't Lose All Hope
Hex: Huntress Lullaby - Hex: Go Back To Sleep Potatoes
Decisive Strike - Go Ahead...I Dare You!
Borrowed Time - Farming Simulator 3000
Slippery Meat - Useless (name and description)
BBQ and Chili - Bloodpoints and What's An Aura?
Oof, seems like i got a lot of job while i wasn't looking the forum, i've like 10 images to do. Oh god!
Please as @Clevite said, this thread isn't about the complaining of perks, we're doing this for fun and this is what really matters. We're using the failures of some game experiences to make funny and original perks. Let's not switch the original thread into another!
Have a nice day!
Since you made my job easier, here you've both versions (yours and mine)!
Slippery Meat —> Please be Trapper Please be Trapper Please be Trapper
This is an insane large list. I must read them carefully to select which ones i can do an image for. The most fun one is, by far, this one!
There is already a "Mettle of Man" did by @TragicSolitude but both are equally funny tbh
Sadly this never happens... We always will get the Legion or a Bubba instead...
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Both of those quotes nail what I scream at my TV everytime! This has made my day :D
Glad you got some fun with it!
No Mither -> Ow My Pinky Toe
Stridor -> Spirit Ears
Beast of Prey -> You can know stop moonwalking
Dying Light -> Meme Light
Hex: Ruin -> Hex: Ruined by devs
Overwhelming presence -> Overhelming bad perk
Franklin's Demise -> Sir, your wallet!
Fire Up -> XD
Rancor -> Kill the claudette
With my friends we call Spine Chill "the kitten" or "the cat" (el gatito/el gato since Spanish). When it's on we say "the kitten/cat is lit" (se prendió el gato/gatito LMAO).
Lowkey unrelated but we have lots of funny names for things in the game lmao Legion juice (juguito de Legión) for Feral Frenzy, tiny hat (sombrerito) for the Pig head trap thingies, chispitas for the Doctor's power idk how to translate that.
"Hero of the HoOFk". That's gotta be my new profile name :))
Glad I got you a new profile name lol
"BBQ and chilli" to "Mama mia thats a spicy hook"
"Remember Me" to "What was this called again?"
NOED = CBT time
Dead Hard: Bacon Saver
NOED: Entitys' Body Regimen
DS: One Hit Wonder/ K-O
Unrelenting: Practice Mode
Leader: Don't Make Me Do Stuff!
Deliverance: The Second Coming
Haunted ground > Wich idiot did this ?
Insidious > Easy way out
Bloodwarden : "Stay dear, i Insist"
Decisive strike -> no means no!
Prove thyself -> prove me wrong
Wglf -> long term investment
Spine chill -> killer's coming
Dead Hard -> Dead
Sprint burst ---> goes Brrrrrrrrr
Devour hope ----> devour butt.
I'm really not creative with names.
Dead hard ---> exhausted again.
Iron will ---> butt clenching
Iron maiden ---> to the hills
Sprint Burst: I guess I am halfway across the map now...