The Four Types of Freddy Mains

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1. Freddy Kruegers—The most common type of Freddy main. These types of Freddy mains are new to him and don’t yet understand how Freddy works. They are under the impression that the dream world exists solely to hinder Freddy’s chase, and he needs to do everything in his power to buy himself more time through Perks and addons. Freddy Kruegers hold a reputation for being the biggest tunnelers in the game, and often attempt to camp with Freddy despite, well, that being an impossibility.

Common habitats: Ranks 20 through 12
Favorite Perks: Hex: Ruin, Blood Warden, Hex: No One Escapes Death, Dying Light, Remember Me
Favorite Addons: Unicorn Block, Z block, Red Paint Brush, Black Box

2. Fredward Krueburgers—Fredward Krueburgers have evolved to the point of understanding how Freddy works. They prefer to use Freddy’s power as a stalling mechanic, making good use of his 50% action speed. They fall weak, however, to Freddy’a pure M1 in a chase, and often equip Perks to make up for that by either speeding up the chase or further slowing the game down.

Common habitats: Ranks 11 through 5
Favorite Perks: Hex: Ruin, Hex: No One Escapes Death, Enduring, Brutal Strength, Bamboozle, Monitor and Abuse
Favorite addons: Wool Shirt, Green Dress, Blue Dress, Unicorn Block, Z Block, Class Photo, Black Box

3. Fredward Scissorfingers—If Freddy Kruegers are the omegas, Fredward Scissofingers are caught right beneath alpha. They have a near-perfect understanding of Freddy and make sure to use every last strength of his to their build’s advantage, as well as carefully choosing certain Perks to nullify his weaknesses. Fredward Scissorfingers are some of the peak Freddy mains of this world.

Common habitats: Ranks 4 through 1
Favorite Perks: Monitor and Abuse, Hex: Ruin, Enduring, Hex: Huntress Lullaby
Favorite addons: Kid’s Drawing, Nancy’s Sketch, Nancy’s Masterpiece, Class Photo, Blue Dress, Wool Shirt, Green Dress

4. Sharp Hand Joes—These Freddy mains are above any and all by far. They have perfected the art of maining Freddy through vigorous mental and physical endurance exercises, such as:
•4-Man Decisive SWFs
•Genrushing
•Unmindgameable loops
•Sabo squads
•Teabagging at the exit gates
•Default dancing at the exit gates
•OchiDO
•Being reported and banned for actually killing Survivors

Through this training, they have pushed their bodies past known limits and ascended into the realm of Sharp Hand Joes, where their advanced bodies and minds have gained access to the ancient, powerful, and supernatural art of Memes. Through channeling of their light and dark Meme chakra (known amongst mortals as “salt” and “depression” respectively), they become the ultimate Freddy machine.

Common habitats: Rank 10 through 1
Favorite Perks: Perkless, Overcharge, Distressing, Unnerving Prescence, Deerstalker
Favorite Addons: No addons

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