How Would you Verbally Bully a Killer?
In lore that is. Say for example you are the survivor with complete knowledge of the killers back story. What would you say while being chased to be killed?
Sure you're going to die and that will suck, but maybe part of your venom will live on with the killer.
I'd tell Spirit, "Killing me won't win your father's love back."
Mikey seems pretty easy to bully, I mean he just about murdered a chick in broad daylight for telling him to learn how to drive.
For the clown I'd probably just use a lot of bad puns.
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"Maybe if you got rid of that old ye-ye ass knife you got, you'd get some survivors on your hook."
Great theme for a thread; bad thread title.
Legion: lol bro I could actually knock you out if this game allowed me, how are you in the same roster as a Japanese Ogre that feasts on blood
Thread title is perfect it'll get people into the thread.
Clown:
"You're fat and ugly"
I think it'll really get to him.
To clown:
"You suck at juggling."
Spirit:
"Maybe your father should have played some more fruit ninja "
It's called clickbait
Trapper- Got some daddy issues?
Wraith - You should just stay invisible
Hillbilly- All you're missing is a straw hat and a banjo
Myers- Wannabe captain Kirk
Bubba - Get a chair so you can be comfortable for your camping
Clown - Bet you'd bite my hand off for the chance to kill someone
Ghostface - People don't want a selfie with you, that's why you have to kill them to do it
Demogorgon - You were named by a child after a board game...you're therefore not scary
Deathslinger- You're just a poor man's huntress
Executioner- If I had a face like yours I'd wear a Pyramid as well
Blight- Go to spec savers, you keep bumping into things
Twins - Looks like you (Victor) got the short straw
You think I'm a killer? Not sure how I feel about that.
Your plan is to make the Killer want to kill you even worse next time?
Charlotte (Twins):
"lol kick the baby"
To Michael Myers:
"Jason has and always will be better than you."
Oni:
Literally just call him Oni-Yamaoka
("Determind to redeem his family's name,Kazan now butchered anyone who dared to call him Oni-Yamaoka.")
Man that's good.
This is by far the best *rotf*
Personally, I like the general ones
"Step on a Lego"
"Soggy end loaf"
"Week old doughnut"
"Microwaved Pizza"
I stupid laughed a "Poor Man's Huntress" lol
Thanks for giving an example of why I hope that proximity chat will never ever be a thing.
Huntress- Hi Anna you're still in my eyes a $luT
Hag- What are yous supposed to be a Wendigo or Gollums' #########.
Clown- yeesh Mcdonald wasn't nice to you
Spirit- Wow look at the clothing your wearing, obviously, you're owned by somebody probably ONi
Legion- You are a failed Jeff the Killer, go stab me and run away
Plague- Good god 2020 didn't do you favors, also who are you?
Oni- How does it feel to be surpassed by a woman aka Spirit
Twins- What are you two supposed to be, disappointments, because that's what you two have been at the start
Would you really want to try to antagonize the oni? Would it even work against the demogorgon?
Whilst the idea of this thread is ok, some people decided to take it way too far, so to avoid additional issues, we decided to close it.