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Extremely Alarming Discovery.

DarkWo1f997 DarkWo1f997
in General Discussions
This morning when I got on DBD, I scratched my chin, it was smooth. While I waited in a lobby queued as a killer, I scrolled through the forums, as my game started, my face began to itch. I went to scratch to discover that I had facial hair, not knowing that four days had passed; I frantically came here to see if this strange phenomenon had occurred for anyone else. Had I been in a queue for four whole days? 

Did they accidentally nerf time? 
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  • powerbats powerbats

    I know, my beard magically grew again and it's almost as if i'd pulled a Rip Van Winkle without sleeping.

  • Jack11803 Jack11803

    Jokes on men, I ’m not

  • Peanits Peanits
    The time nerf is intentional. It's all a ploy to make your facial hair grow faster to sell razor blades. You cracked the whole thing wide open.
  • DarkWo1f997 DarkWo1f997
    Peanits said:
    The time nerf is intentional. It's all a ploy to make your facial hair grow faster to sell razor blades. You cracked the whole thing wide open.
    You conniving criminals! I knew I saw David King on that Fusion Proglide box! It was you! 
  • Jack11803 Jack11803

    @DarkWo1f997 said:
    Peanits said:

    The time nerf is intentional. It's all a ploy to make your facial hair grow faster to sell razor blades. You cracked the whole thing wide open.

    You conniving criminals! I knew I saw David King on that Fusion Proglide box! It was you! 

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  • MyNamePete MyNamePete

    All i gotta say is,

    t h a s T U F F

  • Eninya Eninya

    Facial Hair

    What?

  • Skemooo Skemooo

    i cant even derank now not finding fast lobbies as killer since a month now :(... im not sure if this issue persists at rank 10 or 15... im stuck at rank 3 cant find any lobby for like 30 minutes . and even when i do 1 or 2 ppl DC ...have ppl stopped playing survivors i see 36K ppl live on steam.. are you telling me you cant find a lobby among them ? or is yoru matchmaking solution unable to handle these?

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