I sexually identify as a Doc main
Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of running though the cornfields of Coldwind Farm passing hot sticky electricity on disgusting survivors. People say to me that a person being a Doc main is impossible and I'm ######### ######### but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install metal wire frames, electric wires, and power transformers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "DA DOCTA" and respect my right to tunnel and face camp needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a doctaphobe and need to check your entitled killer privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.
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Would it be offensive to refer to you as a Sparkhead?
Yus. Check your killer privilege
Well then
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this thread confuses me greatly
I love it
So do I
I don't sexually identify.
Take that The Man! You can't put me in a box!
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