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  • Aye, I can agree with eye-for-an-eye (that sentence was hilarious to my ears) He did say something bad to me once despite telling him honesty. So I'll take what I said on the end of my comment as the retort. Hopefully he won't bother this time :/



    i will bother every time.  just being honest
    here.  my mind wanders before i even finish the first sentence of everything you say.  other than that, you seem to be an exceptional chap.
  • @MineAntoiya said:

    So we basically choose one individual to be the Family Guy Meg of the community?

    sniff ...it's beautiful :cry:

    JK I'm not an ######### to bully. But yeah, he's pretty bad. Ofc he'll take it extremely bad and just throw insults at me (without actually hitting quote because, you know, who likes having people talk back at you, better to just always have the last word :P )

    Normally I do not agree with bullying, but honestly, he is a bit of a prick to any and every one. I look at it more giving back what is given.


    justification for full-on ass-hattery noted.  you are hereby exempt from any and all culpability, opportunistic vampire.
  • So we basically choose one individual to be the Family Guy Meg of the community?

    sniff ...it's beautiful :cry:

    JK I'm not an ######### to bully. But yeah, he's pretty bad. Ofc he'll take it extremely bad and just throw insults at me (without actually hitting quote because, you know, who likes having people talk back at you, better to just always have the last word :P )



    last word-you're a pathological dullard.
  • fcc2014 said:

    @lasombra1979 said:

    @fcc2014 said:
    Nope we all just agree that you are garbage. At least you bring people together.

    He is the solution to the great survivor vs killer war. We all unite in the fact we think he is garbage.

    Sadly we still have a few holdouts(closet Epicsuckssohard)

    @fcc2014 said:

    @lasombra1979 said:

    @fcc2014 said:
    Nope we all just agree that you are garbage. At least you bring people together.

    He is the solution to the great survivor vs killer war. We all unite in the fact we think he is garbage.

    Sadly we still have a few holdouts(closet Epicsuckssohard)

    There will always be outliers, a few rogues who feel pity for EpicFailAllTheTime



    as much as you speak of me, i suspect that it is you that are romancing the idea of empathy.
  • @fcc2014 said:
    Nope we all just agree that you are garbage. At least you bring people together.

    He is the solution to the great survivor vs killer war. We all unite in the fact we think he is garbage.



    you sound mad.  

    i fully expect a statue to be erected of my image in the very near future somewhere around these parts.  look at all the power and influence i wield.  i am akin to a God. 

  • TheBean said:

    without quoting that big image above...

    I like how you went to the effort to remove your name from the chat, but left it in on the first part of the image.


    i am the person on the right, derpy-derp.  i swear, it's like a contest in here with no clear victor emerging.  

    edit-"your" is the misleading information.  his name but whatever.
  • fcc2014 said:

    @Orion said:

    @Vietfox said:
    1- Dedicated servers. U know why.
    2- Killers shouldn't be able to see us in the lobby and what items are we taking with us. Same way survivors can't see the killer.
    Thx.

    2 is not reasonable. Killers need the information in order to select their loadouts.

    and for the scummy killers to lobby dodge.



    right?  who doesn't want to deal with mic squads and flashlights?  where is their sense of adventure?
  • oh!   sizzle and burn!  do a john travolta "saturday night fever" dance move for us, so we know where you are as a person.
  • lol, he posted that in two threads now.  i wonder what kind of issues could be a motivating factor in such decision making?  good thing for him that i am too dumb to see it.
  • i felt like i was talking to one of you two.  like a home away from home.
  • mmm.  capital letters.  did you make that yourself?
  • i knew she had some seduction left in her.
  • @EpicFailTryHard said:
    Shipthebread said:

    @EpicFailTryHard said:

    i agree but i expected to see a thread about my stalker "fcc" or whatever his name is.

    When you post in every single thread on the board it's only natural for people to answer you. Relax there snowflake no one is stalking you. Head back to getting 0 kills at rank 18 and crying about it


    he knows a lot about me for being so indifferent.  i am not so sure that you two aren't the same person.  same personality deficiencies.  too weird.  if not the same person, at least a couple.

    Yes we are both Russian troll farms, out to get you. You cracked the code, we will now shut down our operation against you.


    i should never have been underestimated.  i obviously share the bloodline of the grand cheetoh-head.
  • samirk98 said:
    i agree but i expected to see a thread about my stalker "fcc" or whatever his name is.
    I don’t have any idea what you are talking about


    not necessary for my level of enjoyment.
  • @EpicFailTryHard said:
    i agree but i expected to see a thread about my stalker "fcc" or whatever his name is.

    When you post in every single thread on the board it's only natural for people to answer you. Relax there snowflake no one is stalking you. Head back to getting 0 kills at rank 18 and crying about it



    he knows a lot about me for being so indifferent.  i am not so sure that you two aren't the same person.  same personality deficiencies.  too weird.  if not the same person, at least a couple.
  • i agree but i expected to see a thread about my stalker "fcc" or whatever his name is.
  • Lowbei said:
    fcc2014 said:
    Lowbei said:

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.
    I don't care... 
    He didn't say WHO cared about him lol cuz no one here really does but...... semantics 


    lol, if you only knew the lifestyle that i have.  suffice to say it enables me not to be measuring my e-peen with the "so-greats".
    Even if ur "lifestyle" enables u not to "measure ur epeen" ur rapid fire comments show u don't utilize that option
    epic has to be the most triggered person ive ever seen #realtalk


    a rich imagination is required when dealing with the toolbox you've been given.

    #epicweaksauce
  • fcc2014 said:
    Lowbei said:

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.
    I don't care... 
    He didn't say WHO cared about him lol cuz no one here really does but...... semantics 


    lol, if you only knew the lifestyle that i have.  suffice to say it enables me not to be measuring my e-peen with the "so-greats".
    Even if ur "lifestyle" enables u not to "measure ur epeen" ur rapid fire comments show u don't utilize that option


    lmao.  a'ight.  i happen to enjoy verbally battering my inferiors.  you'll just have to take my word for it.  =D
  • silly big.  this empowers the killer but it is so inherently bogus.
  • i wish i could slo-mo that but you get the idea.  around 25 seconds in.
  • i literally just saw freddy pull an extreme example of this.  i will post in a minute.
  • Orion said:

    @Fropps said:

    @EpicFailTryHard said:
    one must camp/tunnel to rank up. just the way it is. one of a few reasons why i never will.

    I don't know how you're supposed to rank up while camping. Tunneling is just basic strategy. If you camp, you sacrifice basically all your map pressure.

    No need for map pressure when Survivors huddle around the hooked Survivor like a bunch of vultures.


    true.
  • Chi said:

    @EpicFailTryHard said:
    one must camp/tunnel to rank up.  just the way it is.  one of a few reasons why i never will.

    It is quite easy to rank up without camping or tunneling every survivor down.



    is it?  surely you have video then.
  • one must camp/tunnel to rank up.  just the way it is.  one of a few reasons why i never will.
  • powerbats said:

    @Master said:

    @Orion said:
    Can't not pip as Survivor unless you throw yourself to the Killer. Welcome to the new meta, where you can't abuse newbies any more.

    I manage to pip completely avoiding the killer :wink:

    Rank 2 solo atm and I keep coming up 1 bar short of pipping most of matches. This alst game no gen progress done was too busy avoiding a Leatherface I mean Billy on Mothers Pantry. I did lots of unhooks and heals and got Iridescent on Altruism, Silver, Silver and just missed Gold by 1 spot on Evader. I even unhooked and saved the Obsession and got hard camped for it before gates were powered.

    So you can't always pip even when you do pretty much everything right. Before you could dodge Billy now his reach is like Leatherface and he can turn around corners and chase you the same. I'm not sure if when they tried fixing the phantom hits/misses on him that they didn't break him and go the other way.



    yep, he turns on a dime now with the chainsaw.  there had to be a shadow update for killers as their lunge is now all encompassing.
  • Lowbei said:
    yeah im pretty sure he cuts himself.

    you can tell by his 5 back to back butthurt posts that hes holding back the tears. poor guy.


    lmao.  stay mad, lowly.
  • thank you, devs.  keep up the great work.  you are awesome.
  • Lowbei said:
    AndyMXM said:
    Lowbei said:
    AndyMXM said:
    Sorry dbd but you're ruining the fun out of this game, you're nerfing survivors way too hard and I don't honestly care but I already have to wait a lot in the lobby ( as stated on player count only 14 000 playing where there used to be over 30 000 ) It's not even fun as a killer, my last 5 matches with hag were 4 man kills with 5 gen active at rank 8 ( a skilled killer is overkill especially if you can place traps midchase)
    Not to mention the pain console players go through with the ######### optimisation, yet you re still charging full price and anything
    butthurt survivor main spotted. git gud or ragequit, but theres no need for a salty forum tantrum over your last embarrassing loss.
    You're mental if you think I'm a survivor main, I'm just good enough to play killer without certain buffs needed unlike you
    im a survivor main too and the patch is fine. you are just another ragequitting scrub who couldnt hang. go back to minecraft kiddo.


    let's see some quality rank 1 video, mr. potato-head.
  • AndyMXM said:
    Sorry dbd but you're ruining the fun out of this game, you're nerfing survivors way too hard and I don't honestly care but I already have to wait a lot in the lobby ( as stated on player count only 14 000 playing where there used to be over 30 000 ) It's not even fun as a killer, my last 5 matches with hag were 4 man kills with 5 gen active at rank 8 ( a skilled killer is overkill especially if you can place traps midchase)
    Not to mention the pain console players go through with the ######### optimisation, yet you re still charging full price and anything


    lmao.  funniest post today.  albeit, unintentionally.
  • i was like...18 before the update.  16 and holding right now.  
  • Is this really a bug? Dude this is like been on the game forever, if someone queues with a lower rank they can always get Low Rank Killer

    So Rank 1 survivor (x3) team up with his rank 20 friend he will get matched vs a Rank 20 Killer

    I don't think this is an exploit, this has been on the game like forever and no one complained about it



    true story.
  • fcc2014 said:

    @chemical_reject said:
    fcc2014 said:

    Lowbei said:

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.

    I don't care... 

    He didn't say WHO cared about him lol cuz no one here really does but...... semantics 

    Oh i understood, i just wanted him to know.



    i know that you are obsessed and i am amused.  more than that....refer to my prior statement.
  • fcc2014 said:
    Lowbei said:

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.
    I don't care... 
    He didn't say WHO cared about him lol cuz no one here really does but...... semantics 


    lol, if you only knew the lifestyle that i have.  suffice to say it enables me not to be measuring my e-peen with the "so-greats".
  • fcc2014 said:

    @Paddy4583 said:
    Seems your inability to stop smiling after the update didn’t last long then :(

    He is Bipolar. We can discuss it at our next SWF meeting. We can decide how we are going to obliterate all the hope the newly empowered killers have.



    lol, swf tryhard checking in with his no advantage mic.
  • Paddy4583 said:
    Seems your inability to stop smiling after the update didn’t last long then :(


    hmm?  no, still smiling but entertain whatever beliefs you must.
  • @fcc2014 said:

    @Beardedragon said:
    once you go level 15, you cant go lower? i think i heard something like that but im unable to figure out if its true or not.

    im rank 16 atm and i dont really wanna get in to the end game meta, i already have plenty of people in my own games with purple perks when i dont have that. (maybe a few)

    Unless you quit before the match ends you will get to 15. 15 in a few days will be the new 20 and potentially the most toxic rank in DBD. survivors will de-rank to abuse killers and Killers will de-rank to not play better survivors. Some are reporting long wait times in lobbies the closer to rank 1 they get either the devs broke match making again or a large pool of players decided not to play. Either way it isn't a good outcome. People are destroying the game in reviews. Not sure if there is a parallel between the two but i would love to see a realtime measurement on all platforms as to how many active players in the 72/48/24 hours.

    so.. if i was rank 20 and got to rank 19, could i go back to 20?

    and if im rank 15, i cannot go back to 16?



    not until the 13th of the month, when the reset happens.
  • i dunno.  i saw the penis and figured i would leave you to your...thing you got going.
  • Paddy4583 said:
    Lowbei said:
    ok #realtalk for a sec because im concerned about you epicdude

    a month or so ago when you made your first thread, it was a legit salty thread about camping.

    i did my normal git gud thing, that most people shrug off, but you somehow lost your mind and developed a self-defeating complex. Since then, youve made daily “i suck” threads and now seem to be competing for the worst player award.

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.
    His mom checks on him, and everyday when she feel a pulse she dies a little more inside


    thank god.  lowly needs all the company he can get in his bizarre realm of sociopathy.
  • fcc2014 said:
    Lowbei said:

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.
    I don't care... 


    your behavior indicates otherwise, dementia-laden loon.
  • Lowbei said:
    ok #realtalk for a sec because im concerned about you epicdude

    a month or so ago when you made your first thread, it was a legit salty thread about camping.

    i did my normal git gud thing, that most people shrug off, but you somehow lost your mind and developed a self-defeating complex. Since then, youve made daily “i suck” threads and now seem to be competing for the worst player award.

    is somebody checking on you often? people do care about you. dont do it.


    mmm.  at least we can get 3 interchanging themes now.  i feel spoiled.  yes, videogame experience is not only something to base a self-image on but can also be a catastrophic indicator as to life worth.  i thought you would love this.  i have embraced your reality.
  • lmao.  right?  same.  no jive, though.  really nice spaz you are sporting today.
  • i....just don't know.  what the hell am i going to do with myself.  so much tragedy and shame.  i am a walking abomination.
  • my bad.  i can't remember if you are someone i argue with or agree with.  this is all getting so confusing.  
  • you so smart.  :: affixes a star by his name for the day. ::
  • absolutely, sugar-dumpling.  nothing beneath us.
  • orion coming through in the 11th hour with his own brand of uber-spaz.  quite a contest we have going here.
  • Lowbei said:
    Wait I'm confused. Are u happy the killers got buffed (like ur other post suggests) or iare u mad cuz u get camped and tunneled? Not being good at killer is one thing and not being good at survivor is another but when ur not good at EITHER maybe ur just not good.......


    i'm terrible, detective bozo.
    we know. you dont have to make daily “i suck” posts to remind us.


    what would you talk about without them?  
  • lmao.  so much...mad.  you really are winning me over, you flagrant nutjob.
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