DBD killers in a nutshell
Trapper/Hag ---------> looking at the ground simulator. also basement so DEAD
wraith ------> why are there no pallets left on this side of the map so quickly ??... Sees the wraith back flips into a pallet break animation while kicking a gen as he is vaulting a window in lighting speed while cloaked..... also sloppy butcher so DEAD.
Sadako -------> -_O ..... DEAD with 0 hooks.
Legion ------> Legend says that team is still mending the deep wound to this day.... also that claudette is healing in the corner.....so DEAD
Nurse -------> you are just filling a lobby for someone playing their favorite single player game. also DEAD
Myers ------> he still hasnt popped his Ti...er.............. SHANKED TILL DEAD
Spirit ------> I hope they dont have good headphones.......DEAD
Ghostface/Freddy/billy/Singularity -----------> man i feel bad for the killer...might actually SURVIVE....but soloq so DEAD.
Wesker --------> let me open that antidote case....it could still be the other..........NOT AGAIN, also tunneled till DEAD
Blight -------> oh man this killer is fun....wait......thats alchemist ri.......DEAD
Doctor --------> what does his addons do again ?
Oni -------> dont get hit please ... that way he is just normal m1 ki...Teammate get hit anyway. DEAD
Huntress -------> actually fun and fair surprisingly.... but why is she not holding any hatchets.... surprised my teammates died fast to her.... im gonna save anyway....she pulls..........oh yeaaaaaa..IRI HEAD. so DEAD
Bubba -------> Dont you dare go for the save...goes anyway.....DEAD
Trickster -------> not in high walls loop ? ....... DEAD
Pig -------> why is this trap disarm bar red and slow ?......screams half way through progress.....ohhhhhhh its that pig...so DEAD
Xeno/nemesis/pyramidhead/dredge/artist/Knight --------> Hold W, loop a window or pallet your DEAD.
Clown/cenobite/deathslinger ------------> Drop pallet early, loop without doing that your DEAD
Chess merchant -------> "CRIES OF HELP AND AGONY"......hides in lockers for 1 hour out of spite......also DEAD
anything i am missing ?
Comments
A better title for this post would be: "DBD killers in a nutshell"
Some of these are weirdly accurate, though.
that is a nice title i edited it in. also which ones resonated with you the most ?
Ok i laught with this post.
When i play with friends they always ask what doctor addons do xD, can confirm that "DEAD".
Trapper/Hag: fair
Wraith: I would add keep vaulting over and over again so cannot break pallet/bamboozle the window while cloaked
Sadako: grab a tape
Legion: true, people are still healing against legion, that's basically all you need to know if someone asks if players have gotten better at the game
Nurse: I like going against Nurse actually, but I understand why most people don't, have to say I appreciate the different gameplay against her
Myers: fair, they should add the sound back for when he is almost in t3, so you don't get hit out of nowhere with it
Spirit: fair, but even with good headphones you can get screwed over, also loud noises really hurt ^^
If it is a curve billy 90% of players are so dead, because they have no clue what to do
Blight: honestly his iri addon that insta breaks pallets is the bigger issue, but yes alc ring is also an abomination
Doctor: fair, but then again most of the addons effects are useless anyway besides shock range and radius
The rest is pretty much accurate ^^
You have the worst case scenarios there, have to admit ^^ But Knight also used to be what Chess Merchant is now, so I wonder why you didnt include him with her :D
some are funny.
some I feel like you didn't really know what to say but you wanted all the killers so you still added something.
also, poor doctor is the only one not killing people. XD
i swear i have a alot to say about them. but i was worried you guys would hate it if it was any longer of a post...
love the feedback from you guys and glad you enjoyed it. happy that we share same feelings about them as well
honestly knight was always hold w champion. its just 3 gen side tracked it a bit thats all :)
I like Sadako, Wraith, Myers, Spirit, Nurse and especially Blight.
The devs should edit these into the loading screen. 😂
Hahahaha that would increase player base better than any DLC could ever do. 🤣
Doctor one is too real 🤣
Where Twins?
this is actually very accurate description of how it feels going against these killers lol.
Still untouched at the campfire sadly, never to enter the fog until their 2035 rework.
Artist: get the survivors horny