Noob Thing Survivors Do To Killers

I have made a post like this before in the past, but I think is time I remake it. Now as usual this is for entertainment purposes. Don't take this to heart if you do any of these things. Anyways here is one thing Noob survivor do for each killer.


Let me run straight from a Billy.

Let me run towards the most obvious bear trap in existence.

Let me save a teammate against an insidious camping Leatherface.

Let me Not mend the deep wound.

Let me pop the trap in the hook radios so Hag can teleport.

Let me feed Myers Evil within 3.

Let me repair the generator while hearing the glass sound of Spirit.

Let me run straight forward window against a Huntress ready to throw a hatchet.

Let me run towards a pallet against Nurse.

Let me fix this generator while Freddy is teleporting to it.

Let me walk out of an exit gate while my reverse bear trap is active.

Let me get body-blocked by Wraith.

Let me not break Ghostface out of stealth.

Let me run towards the gas of Clown where there is no pallet or window.

Let me guide Plague to lethal vomit.


I think that's one scenario for each killer. Tell me if I missed any. Also, be sure to tell me any you have down below.


With love, DoomOrb

Comments

  • “Let me Not mend the deep wound.”

    If you’re still in the TR then you don’t have to mend, I use spine chill so I’ll know when to run.

    “Let me repair the generator while hearing the glass sound of Spirit.”

    The glass noise doesn’t necessarily mean she is heading to you, another pro to spine chill btw.

    “Let me not break Ghostface out of stealth.”

    Some Ghostface gamers are good at avoiding being revealed.

  • @ASAPTurtle said:

    @GrootDude It was a joke

    Guess I got r/whooshed

  • These are my personal survivor "noob sterotype"

    Dwight : let me crouch near generators instaed of repairing them

    Meg : let me crouch and stand still whenever i am within the killer terror radius

    Claudette : let me self care with sloppy butcher in a corner every single time i am injured and ignore everyone else

    Jake : nothing really

    David : let me farm people while chased by the killer

    Laurie : let me run straight to the killer to use DS after the unhook

    Feng : let the killer grab me because i want to finish the gen

    Nea : let me try to be "toxic" but instantly die and rage quit

    Ace : same as nea but with style

    Quentin : best survivor in the game

    Tapp : let me get smack by the killer like every second

    Cake : let me chase you down to heal you no matter what

    Adam : let me think i am a claudette and crouch near the killer

    Jeff : nothing really

    Jane : let me abuse lockers even if the killer is right in front of me

    Ash : same as nea, but more tryhard and more rage quit.

    Bill : not much experience since i am on ps4

  • @GrootDude said:

    “Let me Not mend the deep wound.”

    If you’re still in the TR then you don’t have to mend, I use spine chill so I’ll know when to run.

    “Let me repair the generator while hearing the glass sound of Spirit.”

    The glass noise doesn’t necessarily mean she is heading to you, another pro to spine chill btw.

    “Let me not break Ghostface out of stealth.”

    Some Ghostface gamers are good at avoiding being revealed.

    What I meant by not mending is that they are outside of the terror radios.

    Also, not doing anything while hearing the spirit sound and she isn't chasing anyone. She's most likely going to grab you.

    Also, Also, I mean when Ghostface is literally chasing you with stealth and you don't bother breaking him out.

  • @xnes_galax said:

    These are my personal survivor "noob sterotype"

    Dwight : let me crouch near generators instaed of repairing them

    Meg : let me crouch and stand still whenever i am within the killer terror radius

    Claudette : let me self care with sloppy butcher in a corner every single time i am injured and ignore everyone else

    Jake : nothing really

    David : let me farm people while chased by the killer

    Laurie : let me run straight to the killer to use DS after the unhook

    Feng : let the killer grab me because i want to finish the gen

    Nea : let me try to be "toxic" but instantly die and rage quit

    Ace : same as nea but with style

    Quentin : best survivor in the game

    Tapp : let me get smack by the killer like every second

    Cake : let me chase you down to heal you no matter what

    Adam : let me think i am a claudette and crouch near the killer

    Jeff : nothing really

    Jane : let me abuse lockers even if the killer is right in front of me

    Ash : same as nea, but more tryhard and more rage quit.

    Bill : not much experience since i am on ps4

    "Quentin: Best survivor in the game."

    Finally, my sleepy boi getting the recognition he deserves.

    For Bill I suggest: "Let me repair generators no matter what but go down almost instantly in a chase."