Upcoming Joke/Cruel perk predictions

In a recent dev stream McCote said he is really looking forward to a new perk coming soon. It got him so excited that he hasn't been this excited since Franklins Demise came out.

My question is...What cruel twisted perks can you think of?

Whether its a prediction or just a nice idea, Share your ideas.

Comments

  • Every time a survivor is hit, the killer says "I think you're doing a pretty good job so far!" in Mathieu's voice.

  • Survivor Perk - I don't think so - Once you go into the dying state you have the ability to REWIND and reverse any damage taken in the last 15 seconds. You will rewind to the location you were in 30/40/50 seconds ago.

    Perk activates when you have been chased for 1 minute. One time use.

    "You think you can beat me...How about NO?" Boosted Survivor(2019)

  • In a recent dev stream McCote said he is really looking forward to a new perk coming soon.

    McCote said that?

    We are so fcked.

  • Killer Perk - Deathscalation - Survivors in the dying state will home towards the basement in an escalator fashion leading to their increasingly likely impending death.

    Crawl speed is 100%/150%/200%

    Survivors can still recover to the normal amount.

  • Scavenger Hunt

    Your determination for success drives you to push beyond your own limitations.

    Each time you cleanse a totem, you gain a token up to a maximum of 5 tokens. Each token grants you a 6/8/10 % larger great skill check zone, but also decreases the total skill check zone by an identical amount.

    Dull totems grant 1 token each.

    Hex totems grant 3 tokens each.

    (I am not quite sure if this sure stack with "This Is Not Happening" or not.)


    I believe this would help slow games down by giving survivors an alternate objective and rewarding survivors for completing said objective. This also brings perks like "Unnerving presence" out of the closet since Scavenger Hunt can be countered by it.

  • Killer Perk - Get outta my room - If you enter the basement and there is a survivor present, the entity blocks off the stairs for 10/15/20 seconds OR until either someone enters the dying state.

  • Since mathieu is looking for it, it's safe to assume it's a killer perk since he mostly play killer.

    No idea what it could be however

  • It's gotta be a perk which goes well on the hag. I think he's a hag main.

  • Killer Perk - Can you not? - If a generator is repaired within your terror radius, All nearby survivors will be exposed for 60 seconds.

    Any items being carried will have the total remaining charges halved and any flashlight blind on the killer will also blind the survivor (flashlight blind effect) at the same time.

  • Killer Perk - Where do you think you're going? - Spawn 2/3/4 fake exit gates. Doors must be opened to reveal whether its a real escape route. Doors open slightly faster.

    If someone opens a fake door any real escapes are blocked (from exit gate to actual escape) and become a MORI DEADZONE which enables the killer to mori you once you get down.

    Killers are able to traverse the blocked exit gate. The blocked exit gate will be CONSTANT and will only go once all survivors in that exit gate are DEAD.

    "YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHILE YOU COULD😈arggghhhh" Deranged Pirate (1485)