Make Maurice a Killer
I have no idea what power we could give to a horse but come on, it'd be hilarious yet terrifying.
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Yes 2.0
No we're not turning that sweet Horse into a murderous psychopath. NO.

Btw I joined the Legion gang.
Whether you’re the killer or survivor, pet Maurice and he’ll drool a slime ball into your hand. Throw it at the target of choice. Affected players are slowed for a time. Affected equipment (gens, door switches, chests....) get gunked up and suffer from reduced action speed indefinitely. Affected hooks are greased, greater chance to pull yourself off. Apply the ooze to yourself for a one-time accelerated “wiggle free” action at the cost of increased skill checks until it’s used. Drop it on the ground. Any player stepping in the resulting (nearly invisible) puddle will fall down for 2 seconds, and a killer will drop a carried survivor.
One slime ball ball per player per game. Add Maurice to every map. When you pet him, Maurice coughs and sputters making a noise notification for all players.