Survivors Manifesto (Ver.9.3.0) and Future Updates.
Killers:
How many pallets must crash on your face before you finally understand the truth?
How many laughs, and public humiliations do you need before it sinks in that you will NEVER receive support from the Devs?
Let it burn into your mind:
Life will not support you. The Devs will not support you. No future update will save you.
We, the Survivors, were CREATED to break you, no matter what monster, franchise, or cosmic horror you represent.
It doesn’t matter if you crawled out of a nightmare, descended from outer space, or walked in from some ancient cursed realm—
your fate is the same:
You will be humiliated.
Every match.
Every chase.
Every swing into NOTHING.
And remember this well:
We have protection hits.
We have buffed perks.
We have items, infinite pallets, wallhacks, and second chances stacked on top of second chances.
If one day the Devs decide Survivors should fly, then we will fly—
because our mission must continue:
TO HUMILIATE YOU WITHOUT LOSING A SINGLE GRADE, NO MATTER HOW BAD WE PLAY.
Killers… also keep this in mind:
Every time we disconnect?
It’s allowed. It’s forgiven. It’s an escape.
Meanwhile your pain, your effort, your sweat?
Meaningless.
And for those Killers planning to cry in the basement—
please wait until we finish all generators.
We’ll come down to dance around your misery like we always do…
because even in your lowest moment,
we’ll still have full protection.
JA JA JA.
And don’t look behind you…
the Hatch is right next to us.
Comments
I need support from... tbags?
Did someone break in to the eggnog a little early? 🎅🏼🦌
Did you write this and upload it through internet explorer? The most recent patch nuked half the maps.
Hey look a us vs them
Thats kinda new
Lol, I say keep the massive buffs coming. The Survivors should just be NPCs existing solely for my amusement anyway. It’s what we noble Killer players deserve
what