Killer rules for survivors

NeoVid

It's about time we made up a set of these that survivors can ignore, so we have an excuse for ignoring the rules survivors have for killers. First rule idea:

1. After teabagging, you must allow the killer to hit you.

TrueKn1ghtmar3

2. Don't wiggle if you are the last alive your death is inevitable.

FoggyDownpour

3. If you kill my hex, prepare to be the first to be sacrificed.

Poweas

4: Blind me and you're going to get a hook where the sun don't shine.

powerbats

1. If you use DS I'm going to find you and hunt you down and you're going to like it.

MegaWaffle

6: Silly hats only!

Master

1. Flashlights,DSes or sabotage will result in survivors wiping the floor

Someone gotta clean the map from time to time

powerbats

@Master said:
7. Flashlights,DSes or sabotage will result in survivors wiping the floor

Someone gotta clean the map from time to time

Did someone call for Bubba's basement cleaning service?

TAG

8) You can't leave through the Hatch if you are wearing a Reverse Bear Trap. :P

Master

@powerbats said:

@Master said:
7. Flashlights,DSes or sabotage will result in survivors wiping the floor

Someone gotta clean the map from time to time

Did someone call for Bubba's basement cleaning service?

Yes its weird. Bubba brings down a single cleaner into his home to clean up the mess, but then suddenly up to 3 other cleaners appear and fight each other to finish the job

Mister_xD

9) always meet me in the basement! i got a chainsaw cookies down there!

Mister_xD

@powerbats said:

@Master said:
7. Flashlights,DSes or sabotage will result in survivors wiping the floor

Someone gotta clean the map from time to time

Did someone call for Bubba's basement cleaning service?

where is my LOL button when i need it? Dx

Taelance

@powerbats said:
5. If you use DS I'm going to find you and hunt you down and you're going to like it.

yet the majority of killers ignore the obsession...
soooooo.

powerbats

@Mister_xD said:
9) always meet me in the basement! i got a chainsaw cookies down there!

Ahh but do you have milk?