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Can we buff the devs?

Botiz Botiz
in General Discussions

It feels like it's been at least over a solid year now with very little communication/interaction/transparency between the devs and community, I think we need to buff them ;)

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  • shyguyy shyguyy

    They have too many bugs that need to be fixed before any real buffs can be done.

  • Troman Troman

    We just need Adrenaline perk for them - "You are fuelled by unexpected energy when on the verge of chapter release". When a new chapter is finished, instantly fix all game bugs and write game code at 150 % of your normal code writing speed for 3 weeks.

  • NMCKE NMCKE

    @Botiz said:

    It feels like it's been at least over a solid year now with very little communication/interaction/transparency between the devs and community, I think we need to buff them ;)

    Ah, from what I can gather, most of the developers run these perks:

    • Too Many Bugs Forever: Upon updating the game, there's a 50%/75%/100% chance to add an additional bug to the game.
    • Knock Out: Grants the ability to communicate with the community. Cool-down of 1/2/3 months.
    • For The Community: You always listen to the community. When receiving feedback from the PTB or public build, there's a 25%/50%/75% chance that you won't listen to the feedback. Increases the community salt levels by 50% per community feedback disregarded.
    • Unbrokeable: Having past experiences with breaking the game has given you knowledge. While the game is broken, game designers and engineers can recover the game's state at an increased speed of 25%/30%/35%. After recovering the game's state, there's a 50% chance of failing and causing the game to be broken again.
    Spoiler Spoiler Warning ▲▼

    If you couldn't tell, just making a joke, don't take this seriously. I believe we can all have some humor here and laugh at the salt the community generates, which is quite entertaining at times. ❤

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