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The Game is perfectly Balanced. (Satire)

D3spair D3spair
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After all the the complaints or threads that are here in the forums on how unbalanced the game is, I am enlightened that the game is perfectly balanced on both sides, people aren't always playing it the right way.


Survivors brought Keys that can end the game early? Just bring a Mori to end the game earlier than them :D

Killers is a filthy Tunneler and a Camper? Bring your huge d*ck build, the almighty Decisive Strike + Unbreakable with a spice of Borrowed Time.

The Killer is a weak one like Clown or Trapper? Good thing the Survivors are a SWFs with comms, Let's punish that b*tch by repeatedly pressing "Crtl" and making sure that he needs to feel to brings strong killers next game.

Is the four Survivors on lobby looks like a SWF? Just bring your most Bullsh*t Add Ons (with a Mori ;) ) as Killer. Throw that Iridescent Bus as Huntress or Shove that Pinky Finger up their butts as Clown :D


If you're escaping or getting 4Ks consistently using these advices then you're doing it right! Who cares that the other side is having fun right? The game is balance you just to need to play it correctly. :D

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  • ToxicMyers ToxicMyers

    @D3spair said:

    After all the the complaints or threads that are here in the forums on how unbalanced the game is, I am enlightened that the game is perfectly balanced on both sides, people aren't always playing it the right way.

    Survivors brought Keys that can end the game early? Just bring a Mori to end the game earlier than them :D

    Killers is a filthy Tunneler and a Camper? Bring your huge d*ck build, the almighty Decisive Strike + Unbreakable with a spice of Borrowed Time.

    The Killer is a weak one like Clown or Trapper? Good thing the Survivors are a SWFs with comms, Let's punish that b*tch by repeatedly pressing "Crtl" and making sure that he needs to feel to brings strong killers next game.

    Is the four Survivors on lobby looks like a SWF? Just bring your most Bullsh*t Add Ons (with a Mori ;) ) as Killer. Throw that Iridescent Bus as Huntress or Shove that Pinky Finger up their butts as Clown :D

    If you're escaping or getting 4Ks consistently using these advices then you're doing it right! Who cares that the other side is having fun right? The game is balance you just to need to play it correctly. :D

    What's the point of this?

  • D3spair D3spair

    @ToxicMyers said:

    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/199301/the-game-is-perfectly-balanced-satire

    What's the point of this?

    Pointing out that the game is pretty balanced if we disregard how fun is it for the other side.

    Well my ideal Dead by Daylight would be Killer making it fun for the Survivor while the Survivor is making it fun for the Killer.

  • NekoGamerX NekoGamerX

    @ToxicMyers said:

    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/199301/the-game-is-perfectly-balanced-satire

    What's the point of this?

    not sure bait or hell if I know.

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