Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

Shia LaBeouf

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Shia LaBeouf


I don't think anyone would disagree that this would be the single most amazing killer addition to the game. Shia LaBeouf in a tux on all fours sprinting and leaping at people as a special ability. Lets make it happen. Lets not let our dreams be dreams.

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