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The Endangered Species Report: Pyramid Head Mains (DBD Subspecies)

Scientific Name: Executionerus Sweatyus
Conservation Status: Critically Endangered
Population Estimate: Fewer than 12 active mains globally (sightings mostly occur at 3 a.m. on weekday nights).

Habitat

Pyramid Head mains once roamed freely across the fog, patrolling the blood-soaked maps of Dead by Daylight with confidence and rusted elegance.
Today, their natural habitats — Midwich Elementary and RPD East Wing — lie eerily silent, replaced by swarms of Wesker enjoyers and MFT users.

Behavior

These elusive killers are known for their distinct calls, often heard echoing through post-game lobbies:

“You ran into the trail on purpose.”
“No, I don’t camp. It’s area control.”

Their majestic metal scraping once struck fear into survivors, but now mostly confuses them since half of the player base thinks he’s a Silent Hill DLC cosmetic for The Knight.

Diet

Pyramid Head mains survive primarily on:

  • Salty survivor messages
  • Nostalgia for Silent Hill 2
  • The tears of those who still step in trails after 3,000 hours

Threats to Survival

  • Overpowered perks rotation driving migration to easier predators (e.g., The Xenomorph).
  • Map reworks that remove all fun corners for Judgment plays.
  • New killer releases every few months, causing Pyramid Head mains to be forgotten faster than The Trickster’s rework patch notes.

Conservation Efforts

  • Encouraging streamers to showcase the species in their natural environment.
  • Monthly “Trail Awareness Week” to educate survivors not to run in straight lines.
  • Incentives for killers who still use Rites of Judgment without missing the cage spot 14 times in a row.

Fun Fact

Pyramid Head mains don’t tunnel — they execute with purpose.
They don’t slug — they deliver divine punishment.
They don’t cry — they clank softly in the moonlight.

Save the Pyramid Head Mains.

Because once they’re gone… who will teach survivors the meaning of true pain and geometry?

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