If killers where family members
Huntress: mom. She will read to you when falling asleep and axe any school bullies that pick on you. If your sad it will be her mission to make you feel better
Trapper: dad. He likes hunting..... honestly thats kinda it
Hag: grandma. She makes cookies when you visit her house and sings wheel doing so
Oni: grandpa. He tells storys of when he was traveling around japen and fix your toys if they break
Doctor:creepy uncle..........
Deathslinger:cool and badass uncle....
I cant think of much alse to be honest. Thoughts?
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Plague - crazy woke aunt
Tries to convince everyone to join her cult, go yoga or eat some weird ######### that cult is selling
Comes to your house uninvited and burns indian incenses
Billy: Skitterish little brother with too much energy
Billy: your weird second cousin
Spirit: your sister.
Plague: That one religious person who gets very mad when you say a no no word
Clown: Your dad who never got the milk
Nurse: Your sibling who went to med school and thinks they're better than you
Myers: The fun uncle ("funkle")
Ghostface: The fun cousin
Pig: You sociopath cousin that really likes bacon
Bubba: Your goody two shoes brother who does everything your parents say.
Freddy: The weird guy who's drunk all the time and isn't even a family member but comes over at gatherings anyway because him and your dad apparently go way back
Not family but Pyramid Head is the sexy neighbor with the fat ass. Plus Demogorgon is his dog that he walks daily.