mrcrumbb
mrcrumbb
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Been playing less than 2 months. Most of the 200+ hours I have are legit me asleep at the keyboard. Not figuratively, mind you. As in half of those hours are just the game running in the background. DCd a bit at first so my Rank hovered between 9 and 12 just about.
Barely know what I'm doing, playing level 10 killers with BARELY 6 perks unlocked, most of them #########, and only three available to equip (LOL NERF THE OP, PERKLESS NOOBS GOOD PROGRAMMING!).
Almost every. Goddamn. Match is 3 red Rank 1 through 6 and ONE person close to my level whose usually grouped with one of the reds. All geared to #########, most with all rank 3 meta neigh invincible perks (to a literal noob) which is ######### insane.
It's like four fully grown adults showing up to a children's strip mall karate class wearing a bear proof suit w/ a riot shield, rocket skates, and a buttcheek full of enough PEDs to make Ivan Drago blush. AND THEY STILL CRY IF I KILL ANY OF THEM!
And holy ######### if one of my TWO ALLOWED PERKS is a rank 1 NoeD on a killer I've played EXACTLY TWICE ...the ######### a "GOOD" survivor will lose.
"Nice NoeD, ######### loser!", "Uninstall toxic NoeD trash!"
Said the red rank 2 to the level (not RANK) 9 Freddy with 2 equipped perks, two bad brown add ons, and ######### PARTY STREAMERS so we can all get more BP.
And that was in a match where 3 escaped, mind you.
The one thing we NEED to remind ourselves, however, is that as toxic as SOME of these players can be, they aren't responsible for this wet garbage match making either. That's 100% on the devs. I'm not going to put up with survivor bullying if I can help it, but I'm not going to actually hate the other players caught in this uroboros of mmr hell.
That said...gonna camp and tunnel if I need to. Adapt, use your God perks or get #########. Most of the top killer streamers are apologetic Canadians who feel guilty for tunneling a t-bagger. I, however, do not. You can be my one kill, and I'm fine with that. Your toolbox/medpack/key was delicious.
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In my experience, some of the survivors in this game are the worst kind of entitled knobs you'll ever meet. The amount of whining, threats, and bs they'll sling because their cheesy ass build couldn't stop them from getting wrecked is pathetic. They legit want to win every match unscathed.
On that note: modding your survivor to be nearly unstoppable isn't a measure of "skill" any more than memorizing the maps and steamrolling new players is a measure of "skill". You're the grown up equivalent of the horrible little kid in the neighborhood nobody wanted to play with who always had a "bullet proof shield" when you were playing Gi Joe's and laser and missile proof shields on reserve just incase. There is NOTHING in the world worse to these crap sacks than losing, and you best believe you'll get a tantrum when they do. They think they auto deserve the win for stacking everything in their favor. Getting killed kind of destroys that illusion for them and they're too dumb to realize that Freddy and the Clown most likely exist because THEY do.
I love that they assume you should just LET them get away if they Kobe off the hook too. Maybe...just maybe...don't do that ######### while I'm still 10 feet away? Its ego on their part and they 100% deserve what they get. Theres no Marquess of Queensberry Rules in a 4 on 1 fight. Play smart, earn it, or piss off. Call me bad all you want. You're the dummy on the hook twice.
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I'll throw away a four kill every time if someone I slug manages to crawl to the exit on their own grit from half a mile away. Will even happily escort them to the gate or even pick them up to help them along sometimes depending on how far they crawled lol.
Not sure if that counts as "wholesome" as I'm sure the crawl isn't as "fun" for them, but I can't bring myself to deny such a hard earned victory. Doubly so if I can tell they're new, and they didn't overspec to hell and back.
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You know what's ACTUALLY boring? Whiny survivor mains that log into DbD to play a 4 minute "speed fix the generator" simulator, and spec to near invincibility to do so. Your entire gameplay loop, should the killers "not be boring", involves running to 5 generators undetected, being nearly unstoppable if you ARE detected and walking to the exit unscathed in under 10 minutes. You don't have the right to call ANYTHING boring XD
Because the fact is, this IS a horror game. You're the one ruining it, not us. That's like saying Monopoly isn't a game about real estate just because all you want to do when you "play it" is to jam all the hotels up your nose and play with the money. Doesn't mean you're right. Just means you suck at the very CONCEPT of Monopoly. This game is at its best when it feels like it's meant to. This OP is just whining because his usually neigh-invincible bullshit spec/mods can't save them from everything and was likely prevented from winning in 7 minutes.
Best part for me is, I'm getting to the point to where I can identify you people pretty quickly, and boy oh boy do you get salty when you're hook camped <3