Sequel to DBD announced!!

It's called...

DEAD BY DERPLIGHT

Here are some perks that were revealed.

Potatophobia: Changes stuff when everyone is damaged. Not phsycially though only mentally.

Deliver Pants: Safe rescue? Check. Got hooked? Check. Here are your pants now.

Unborkable: When laying on the ground prevents borking.

Hex-No One Enjoys Derps: It was all fun and games until someone derped.

Hole In The Ace: A holy card for a holy man.

Borrowed Slime: I sneezed on you now the killer won't want to touch you.

Fed Lard = Makes sure you're too fat to run from the killer. You can only sprint a short distance.

Delicious Mike: Yummy yummy I got Myers in my tummy. STAB STABBY STABBY STAB

Nope: Wanna go fast? Nah.

Object Of Annoyance: You little piece of ish, I swear when I catch you...

Back Handed: I can see your aura better, but I can't see why you hate me so much.

Suburban Invasion: It's like a zombie apocolypse but with Nea.

We're Gonna Die Together: It's muffin time!

A Plumber's Calling: Let's you see the auras of survivors making a poopy.

Netflix & Chilli: I see you over there baby, but I'm camping so why don't you come over here.

Petty Mumbles: You did a generator you dirty [incomprehensible] little piece of [inaudible]

Skin Sheriff: I'll let you go once you give me the name of your dermatologist.

Hex-Devour Soap: You unhooked each other and had potty mouth now EAT IT.

Hex-It was broken when I got here: These skill checks are broken, but I dindo it.

Iron Flask: I called a shoulder Uber to carry us home.

Make Your Bacon: After you unhook someone ima make you SQUEEEEEEEL

Study & Tickle: Goochie goochie goochie goo I see you!

Pay With A Tude: Just gimme the bill service here is too slow.

Member Me: Member doing gens? Oh I member. Member camping? Oh yea I member. Member Alderan? I MEMBER!

Crispers: Someone around here just opened a bag of chips and is eating them very loudly.


Also. April Fool's

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