Anyone Seen Michael ?
he went out for Halloween to trick or treat and its now past his bedtime
Description:
- slightly socially awkward
- aged between 1 - 305
- between 3 ft - 8 ft wide
- Diabetic
- partially sighted
- has a nipple ring and belly button piercing
- likes pancakes on sundays
- always sleeps in
- has two left feet (very clumsy so uses a zimmer frame these day)
- in a wheelchair
- drives a ford f150
- has kitchen cutlery on him ( most likely a spork)
- Can wear a variety of brighty coloured socks (very fashionable
- goes by the name of Tod as he cant hear very well
Comments
I won’t let you find him deploying rat
my spine chill hasn’t gone off so he’s not been in my neighborhood.
Sorry he doesnt like M&M's hes diabetic anyways !
Good thinking ! well at least we can rule out somewhere !
Cheers !
Left Nipple of the Dark Lord