My killer poem 'The man in Blue'

I start off very silent
I'm creeping all around
Sometimes I hide behind a bush
Sometimes I stand upon a mound

If I see you round about
Ill use my special power
If I'm using rare add-ons
it takes about an hour

Once I've syphoned just enough
I start to use my special buff
I chase you faster than before
Ill down the first then chase some more

When it ends Ill take a look
To see who's ready for the hook
I hang you up then start again
Don’t let me catch you saving Feng

It doesn’t matter which bit I see
Head or foot or ear or knee
All is good for draining off
the juice I need to make me woof

All of this takes time of course
You may escape with no remorse
Its not easy being me
The killer named Michael (obviously)

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