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Patch Notes for DBD (3021, not 2021)

GoobyNugget GoobyNugget
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This is satire please dont rip my vocal cords out, BHVR.

We heard you, you want changes, well here are your changes.

  • Ever since Blight came out, Plague had been removed, bet you didn't notice.
  • Feral Frenzy has been removed
  • Legion now has a gun, instantly killing any survivor you hit
  • Pig too weak? She now has Freddy's lunge hitbox.
  • Pyramid Head's terror radius has been increased to 140 meters
  • DS is now infinite and can be activated more than once
  • Undying can never be cleansed.
  • Old ruin is back. Except it has 100% chance of getting cleansed first try.
  • Doctor has been removed
  • Cheryl is now PS2 styled, don't ask.
  • Due to hitbox problems, Jane's junk in the trunk has been nerfed
  • Due to hitbox problems, Yui's empty trunk has been buffed
  • Due to hitbox problems, Freddy's lunge has been buffed, now the size of Red Forest.
  • DeathSlingers chain now travels infinitely, unless it hits something, then the killer just immediately DC's
  • Chapter 18 has been removed
  • No mither has been nerfed
  • This-is-not-happening has been nerfed
  • Resilience is now only activatable when you have been sacrificed
  • You will no longer get paired up with good teammates
  • DBD is now free to play
  • Dwight is now a DLC, costing 3000 auric cells
  • 3 new Dwight outfits, McDonalds Dwight, Maid Dwight, Shirtless Dwight
  • 1 new Laurie outfit, Invisible Laurie, literally she's just gone
  • Blight's POV is now underground.
  • Plague's POV is- wait nvm
  • NOED has been buffed, it is no longer a hex perk
  • This post has been deemed SATIRE please don't get me on twitter trending

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  • Asssblasster625 Asssblasster625

    noooooooooooo not doc

  • Phasmamain Phasmamain

    You went too far with nerfing janes ass unacceptable!

  • Zani22 Zani22

    @GoobyNugget said:

    This is satire please dont rip my vocal cords out, BHVR.

    We heard you, you want changes, well here are your changes.

    • Ever since Blight came out, Plague had been removed, bet you didn't notice.
    • Feral Frenzy has been removed
    • Legion now has a gun, instantly killing any survivor you hit
    • Pig too weak? She now has Freddy's lunge hitbox.
    • Pyramid Head's terror radius has been increased to 140 meters
    • DS is now infinite and can be activated more than once
    • Undying can never be cleansed.
    • Old ruin is back. Except it has 100% chance of getting cleansed first try.
    • Doctor has been removed
    • Cheryl is now PS2 styled, don't ask.
    • Due to hitbox problems, Jane's junk in the trunk has been nerfed
    • Due to hitbox problems, Yui's empty trunk has been buffed
    • Due to hitbox problems, Freddy's lunge has been buffed, now the size of Red Forest.
    • DeathSlingers chain now travels infinitely, unless it hits something, then the killer just immediately DC's
    • Chapter 18 has been removed
    • No mither has been nerfed
    • This-is-not-happening has been nerfed
    • Resilience is now only activatable when you have been sacrificed
    • You will no longer get paired up with good teammates
    • DBD is now free to play
    • Dwight is now a DLC, costing 3000 auric cells
    • 3 new Dwight outfits, McDonalds Dwight, Maid Dwight, Shirtless Dwight
    • 1 new Laurie outfit, Invisible Laurie, literally she's just gone
    • Blight's POV is now underground.
    • Plague's POV is- wait nvm
    • NOED has been buffed, it is no longer a hex perk
    • This post has been deemed SATIRE please don't get me on twitter trending

    But dbd is alredy free too play on mobile.

    Wait what happened to mobile

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