Ballad of the Blendette
Whether you’re sitting in a bush, or committing gen rush, I hope your time is filled with cheer
Whilst you blend into a wall and make killers want to uninstall, just know Christmas is near
Receiving funny looks, whilst you sabotage the hooks, you’re not deliberately trying to annoy
Sacrifice yourself for Dwight, so he lives another night, you want to spread festive joy
You’ve been given a bad name, from people who play this game, but it’s time to set things right
You’re just a friendly science girl, as precious as a Pearl, Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight
Comments
It wasn't always like that, once she was another cat, optimism was her game
First few trials kinda sucked, the bear trap she never lucked, but she knew this was still quite tame.
Getting better at the chase, always ready to show face, then came that one Slinger.
Show your face and then you're down, it made you feel quite like a clown, that experience was quite a ringer.