The Ridiculous Perk Idea Thread.

The Ridiculous Perk Idea Thread!

DBD has a few already included, but how about we brainstorm and come up with some really ridiculous perks that are so silly they'll never be included (thankfully).

I'll start:

Killer Perk - "I'm All Hook Up"

All survivors start the match on a hook.

Comments

  • Telekinesis (killer perk): At the beginning of the game, the first survivor who looks directly into the killer's eyes, the survivor will not be able to move and will have to stay AFK throughout the game. In the case of DC while AFK, it will be considered cheating and will have a 24-hour penalty ban. Many survivors have complained about this in the forums. So the devs listened and decided to put a little nerf to this META perk, now there is no waiting 24 hours, now it is 23 hours.

    Repair knowledge (survivor perk): When the survivor touches the first generator, it will complete immediately.

  • Death is an escape. You start the match on stage 2 of a hook.

  • Killers-still-moan:

    Survivors start the match with 37 gens surrounded by trappers and hags traps. But also each time you touch gen your arms fall off and you need other survivors to put them back on with glue. When you still defeat the killer they get your address sent through there email and have the right to come and just moan in your face for the whole of eternity on how toxic you are

  • Survivor perk - "Beam Me Up, Locky!"

    When you enter a locker, press the secondary action to transport to another selected locker.

    Beam Me Up, Locky! has a cool down of 80/100/120 seconds.

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ I actually thought this could potentially be a legitimate perk idea...then I thought about the prospect of all 4 survivors using it against the killer. Terrifying.

    Maybe...it could be done by starting with say, 3 tokens...meaning you could do it limited times in a match. No! This is just a bad idea. I've said to much.