Snails Perk (joke thread)
"Tired of laying on the ground looking at these snails."
The boredom of laying on your belly staring at snails has made you lose hope. Now hold 'L' to bleed out faster so you can get back to the campfire all the quicker.
(Y'all know Kate has got a smore saved just for you...sweet Kate.)
Comments
I thought you were going to suggest a perk that let you lay flat on the ground.